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Title: Have you noticed....
Post by: STMO123 on 29 January 2009, 22:11:39
....that the number of members online, currently 66, is directly proportional to the amount of sh!te talked?

I'll try and work out a formula.
Title: Re: Have you noticed....
Post by: Christian on 29 January 2009, 22:12:16
Im one at the moment  ;D
Title: Re: Have you noticed....
Post by: bertiecbx550 on 29 January 2009, 22:13:57
Are you gonna use Loo-Knee as a constant in your new formula??? ;)
Title: Re: Have you noticed....
Post by: Elite Pete on 29 January 2009, 22:14:24
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....that the number of members online, currently 66, is directly proportional to the amount of sh!te talked?

I'll try and work out a formula.
Im fluent ;D
Title: Re: Have you noticed....
Post by: STMO123 on 29 January 2009, 22:16:00
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....that the number of members online, currently 66, is directly proportional to the amount of sh!te talked?

I'll try and work out a formula.
Im fluent ;D

A couple more cans should sort that. :y
Title: Re: Have you noticed....
Post by: hotel21 on 29 January 2009, 22:16:52
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....that the number of members online, currently 66, is directly proportional to the amount of sh!te talked?

I'll try and work out a formula.


and your point, caller??   ;D
Title: Re: Have you noticed....
Post by: ngrainqey on 29 January 2009, 22:18:16
lol 66% roughly total shit atm?
Title: Re: Have you noticed....
Post by: mantahatch on 29 January 2009, 22:21:15
Well I can gaurantee I will be talking nothing but utter rubbish tonight, had some great news and have celebrated by opening a nice new bottle of southern comfort, it is going down a treat. I am talking to three different people, writing this, and the wife has just shook her head and walked off.
Title: Re: Have you noticed....
Post by: STMO123 on 29 January 2009, 22:22:35
It will start slowing down now as the alcohol kicks in and folk start falling asleep at the key board.

Then the ones who wake with a start will post a bit of crap at 3am before falling upstairs.
Title: Re: Have you noticed....
Post by: hotel21 on 29 January 2009, 22:24:46
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It will start slowing down now as the alcohol kicks in and folk start falling asleep at the key board.

Then the ones who wake with a start will post a bit of crap at 3am before falling upstairs.

 ;D

Still half a bottle of red left....

(second bottle, still on a good wave....)   ;D
Title: Re: Have you noticed....
Post by: Lazydocker on 29 January 2009, 22:24:59
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It will start slowing down now as the alcohol kicks in and folk start falling asleep at the key board.

Then the ones who wake with a start will post a bit of crap at 3am before falling upstairs.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sounds about rightttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Oh break... Dropped off there :D :D :D
Title: Re: Have you noticed....
Post by: mantagte on 29 January 2009, 22:26:18
so WHO is talking the most sh!te tonight
Title: Re: Have you noticed....
Post by: Vamps on 29 January 2009, 23:19:32
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It will start slowing down now as the alcohol kicks in and folk start falling asleep at the key board.

Then the ones who wake with a start will post a bit of crap at 3am before falling upstairs.

Oi, I resemble that remark.......... :-[ :-[ :-[
Title: Re: Have you noticed....
Post by: amigov6 on 30 January 2009, 21:07:15
I think the required formulae is:- Members posts
                                                ----------------- = Ballsh*t impact.
                                                 Velocity  

    That ends tonights maths OU, revise & discuss!!!! :D
Title: Re: Have you noticed....
Post by: Bandit127 on 30 January 2009, 21:31:37
No, the maths is all wrong here.

How about:

BS = SQRT[(Skruntie x members online)(drunkeness x LK)]

So general BS raises in proportion to Skruntiness and members online.

But it raises to the LouTroubleKnee squared. As it does drunkeness.

But the strength of the admin square roots the whole lot.  :y

Those of you sharp at maths will see that, as Skruntie approaches zero, so does BS...
Title: Re: Have you noticed....
Post by: STMO123 on 30 January 2009, 21:33:02
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No, the maths is all wrong here.

How about:

BS = SQRT[Skruntie x (members online)(drunkeness x LK)]

So general BS raises in proportion to Skruntiness and members online.

But it raises to the LouTroubleKnee squared. As it does drunkeness.

But the strength of the admin square roots the whole lot.  :y

Hmmmmmm.....even more 'dangle berries'
Title: Re: Have you noticed....
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 30 January 2009, 21:48:47
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No, the maths is all wrong here.

How about:

BS = SQRT[(Skruntie x members online)(drunkeness x LK)]

So general BS raises in proportion to Skruntiness and members online.

But it raises to the LouTroubleKnee squared. As it does drunkeness.

But the strength of the admin square roots the whole lot.  :y

Those of you sharp at maths will see that, as Skruntie approaches zero, so does BS...

Can I have that in English please, or I might change my name as I feel I am being blamed for something here.
Title: Re: Have you noticed....
Post by: amigov6 on 30 January 2009, 22:06:48
Would a logarithm table help?
Title: Re: Have you noticed....
Post by: Bandit127 on 30 January 2009, 22:16:09
Nothing you haven't been blamed for previously...

I hope you aren't put out by the formula implying that LtK has the greater influence on BS. But it is in line with my (not insignificant) experience on this forum.

As it happens. the forum is a better and more entertaining place with you guys in it.

But I stick to my maths (unless someone else can improve on it).