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Title: You've probably heard it B4
Post by: Jimbo B on 31 January 2009, 22:12:06

A guy charged into a bank today wearing a balaclava and wielding a gun.
He made people lie down while he stuffed money into his bag.
As he tried to leave one brave guy ran at him, failed to overpower him, but did pull his balaclava off. The robber shot him.
He then shouted 'did anyone else see my face' most people looked down at the floor but one guy looked at him, so the robber shot him as well.
He then shouted 'did anyone else see my face' and after a short silence a voice was heard from a far corner 'I think my missus got a glimpse.... "  :) :) :) :)

Title: Re: You've probably heard it B4
Post by: Del Boy on 31 January 2009, 22:13:14

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A guy charged into a bank today wearing a balaclava and wielding a gun.
He made people lie down while he stuffed money into his bag.
As he tried to leave one brave guy ran at him, failed to overpower him, but did pull his balaclava off. The robber shot him.
He then shouted 'did anyone else see my face' most people looked down at the floor but one guy looked at him, so the robber shot him as well.
He then shouted 'did anyone else see my face' and after a short silence a voice was heard from a far corner 'I think my missus got a glimpse.... "  :) :) :) :)

Lol like that one  ;D

Title: Re: You've probably heard it B4
Post by: Big Fra on 31 January 2009, 22:31:08

Very good. ;D

Title: Re: You've probably heard it B4
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 31 January 2009, 22:32:59

Poor Mrs  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: You've probably heard it B4
Post by: nick v6 on 31 January 2009, 22:33:11

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A guy charged into a bank today wearing a balaclava and wielding a gun.
He made people lie down while he stuffed money into his bag.
As he tried to leave one brave guy ran at him, failed to overpower him, but did pull his balaclava off. The robber shot him.
He then shouted 'did anyone else see my face' most people looked down at the floor but one guy looked at him, so the robber shot him as well.
He then shouted 'did anyone else see my face' and after a short silence a voice was heard from a far corner 'I think my missus got a glimpse.... "  :) :) :) :)

thats the best bit  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: You've probably heard it B4
Post by: Vamps on 01 February 2009, 00:15:33

Now that's funny..... ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: You've probably heard it B4
Post by: r1 on 01 February 2009, 00:16:14

good one

Title: Re: You've probably heard it B4
Post by: dieseldean on 01 February 2009, 03:13:42

 :) ;D ;D

Title: Re: You've probably heard it B4
Post by: Sad on 01 February 2009, 10:07:12

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: You've probably heard it B4
Post by: Omega man 2 on 01 February 2009, 10:59:05

Brilliant  :y :y ;D ;D

Title: Re: You've probably heard it B4
Post by: Martin_1962 on 01 February 2009, 11:03:24

Before Lizzie comments - bogie

Title: Re: You've probably heard it B4
Post by: mars on 01 February 2009, 16:25:25

Pretty good ;D :y

Title: Re: You've probably heard it B4
Post by: kris9128 on 01 February 2009, 16:32:48

tell him my missus definatly got a good look at him.  ;D ;D

Title: Re: You've probably heard it B4
Post by: dbug on 01 February 2009, 16:33:49

 ;D ;D (http://www.dbug.co.uk/pics/smile/rotfl.gif)  ;D ;D