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Title: Man Joke
Post by: Jimbo B on 01 February 2009, 18:03:18

A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price.
He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on - do the modelling naked - return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself'.
So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.
The husband says "Stone me It wasn't that creased in the shop"
His funeral is next Thursday.  ;D ;D :D :D ;) ;)

Title: Re: Man Joke
Post by: nick v6 on 01 February 2009, 19:05:54

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: mars on 01 February 2009, 19:23:07

 ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: Andy B on 01 February 2009, 19:30:32

  ;D  ;D  ;D ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

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Post by: Del Boy on 01 February 2009, 20:07:04

 ;D ;D Like it  :y

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Post by: MindlessJD on 01 February 2009, 20:18:33

 ;D ;D ;D Brillaint!  ;D ;D ;D

 :y

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Post by: vauxfan2k on 01 February 2009, 20:23:33

im my case id have to buy the cheapest darkest colour of black , only to be told that there is a £150 surcharge on oversized bulky items  ;D ;D

"Honestly honey your a$$ aint big..... its just that your right cheek is an hour ahead of your left one "   :-X