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Title: Dyslexic terrorist
Post by: STMO123 on 03 February 2009, 14:12:01

A dyslexic female al qaida terrorist has been found dead in her bathroom. Police believe she got her anthrax mixed up with her tampax and poisoned the wrong tw*t.

Title: Re: Dyslexic terrorist
Post by: Elite Pete on 03 February 2009, 14:13:11

I know of a dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse :D

Title: Re: Dyslexic terrorist
Post by: Proz on 03 February 2009, 14:20:49

 ;D ;D .... both good  :y :y :y

Title: Re: Dyslexic terrorist
Post by: Omega man 2 on 03 February 2009, 14:23:23

Brilliant ;D ;D

As Billy Connelly says on terrorists "suicide bombong there's a f*cking bright idea, every time there's a bang the worlds a w*anker short" ;D

Title: Re: Dyslexic terrorist
Post by: Jimbob on 03 February 2009, 14:26:21

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Dyslexic terrorist
Post by: unlucky alf on 03 February 2009, 14:29:37

like the dyslexic SAS, stormed into a zoo & killed 2 gorillas & rescued a bunch of ostriches ;)

Title: Re: Dyslexic terrorist
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 03 February 2009, 15:14:33

Where do you get them  :D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Dyslexic terrorist
Post by: Richie London on 03 February 2009, 15:32:10

dyslexic man walks into a bra

Title: Re: Dyslexic terrorist
Post by: Omega man 2 on 03 February 2009, 15:50:53

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dyslexic man walks into a bra

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

oops

Title: Re: Dyslexic terrorist
Post by: kris9128 on 03 February 2009, 16:43:39

Did you hear about the dyslexic armed robber?
He walked into a bank carrying a gnu.

Q: What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
A: National Dyslexic Association

Did ya hear about that new group DAM?
Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Q: What does "MTA" stand for?
A: It's a cash machine for dyslexics.

Title: Re: Dyslexic terrorist
Post by: jim351 on 03 February 2009, 16:57:58

what about the Dyslexic Devil worshiper who sold his soul to Santa!

Title: Re: Dyslexic terrorist
Post by: eddie on 03 February 2009, 17:39:10

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Plese,please post it! I cant post falling!

eddie

Title: Re: Dyslexic terrorist
Post by: unlucky alf on 03 February 2009, 17:50:57

disloxier rools k.o!!

Title: Re: Dyslexic terrorist
Post by: gan1503 on 03 February 2009, 21:49:07

Similar lines but dyslexic woman terrorist gets her tampax & semtex mixed up & blows up the wrong c*nt !

Title: Re: Dyslexic terrorist
Post by: Turk on 03 February 2009, 21:51:39

There's also the overly keen S.A.S commander who ordered the storming of a Debenhams store. He mis-read the news that Bed Linen was on the 2nd floor.

Title: Re: Dyslexic terrorist
Post by: razzo on 03 February 2009, 21:57:53

Quote

Did you hear about the dyslexic armed robber?
He walked into a bank carrying a gnu.

Q: What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
A: National Dyslexic Association

Did ya hear about that new group DAM?
Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Q: What does "MTA" stand for?
A: It's a cash machine for dyslexics.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D