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Title: Military Joke
Post by: M16 on 05 February 2009, 10:26:40

The Queen is inspecting 3 armed forces personnel 1 from each of her fighting forces... She asks each one what they would do if they woke up and found a camel spider in their tent on ops ?

The squaddie says I'd reach over grab my bayonet and stab it to death!
The matelot says I'd reach over grab my boot and batter it to death !
The airman says I'd reach over pick up my phone ... call reception and ask who the hell has put a tent up in my hotel room !

Title: Re: Military Joke
Post by: nick v6 on 05 February 2009, 10:29:04

 :y ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Military Joke
Post by: Gaffers on 05 February 2009, 10:52:03

its funny cos its true! ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Military Joke
Post by: Entwood on 05 February 2009, 10:54:04

"Many a true word spoken in jest"   :)

Any fool can be uncomfortable .. takes brains to be comfortable in adverse conditions.......

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D