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Title: A Monday joke
Post by: bob.dent on 15 January 2007, 12:20:22

Just to get rid of the Monday morning blues, I thought this might bring a smile to your face.......

A blind man went for a job in a wood yard saying he could identify wood with his nose.
They tested him on different types of wood and he guessed correctly each time.
Just to catch him out, they got the secretary to lay naked in front of him and asked him to identify what type of wood it was. He had a good sniff and then asked for the wood to be turned over and then sniffed again.
"You can't fool me" he said, "It's an old sh*thouse door off a tuna boat!!"

 :D ;D

Title: Re: A Monday joke
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 15 January 2007, 13:31:37

She wasn't a lesbian then or it would have been Tongue and groove.....

Title: Re: A Monday joke
Post by: bob.dent on 15 January 2007, 13:33:32

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She wasn't a lesbian then or it would have been Tongue and groove.....

 ;D ;D very good Mark!!

Title: Re: A Monday joke
Post by: Jimbob on 15 January 2007, 14:16:12

Superb!

Title: Re: A Monday joke
Post by: Markie on 15 January 2007, 15:34:23

aye very good indeed  ;D

Title: Re: A Monday joke
Post by: Del Boy on 15 January 2007, 17:44:33

Lol ;D

Title: Re: A Monday joke
Post by: CaptainZok on 15 January 2007, 18:53:00

Nice one Bob

Title: Re: A Monday joke
Post by: STMO123 on 15 January 2007, 18:57:39

Nice one Bob ;D ;D

Title: Re: A Monday joke
Post by: MikeDundee on 15 January 2007, 21:50:46

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Just to get rid of the Monday morning blues, I thought this might bring a smile to your face.......

A blind man went for a job in a wood yard saying he could identify wood with his nose.
They tested him on different types of wood and he guessed correctly each time.
Just to catch him out, they got the secretary to lay naked in front of him and asked him to identify what type of wood it was. He had a good sniff and then asked for the wood to be turned over and then sniffed again.
"You can't fool me" he said, "It's an old sh*thouse door off a tuna boat!!"

 :D ;D

LOL.....should've taken the day off Bob, you would'nt have had the Monday Burthday Blues, and could've spent it with the Monday Club ;D :y

Title: Re: A Monday joke
Post by: Chopsdad on 15 January 2007, 23:25:12

Nice one Bob (and Mark)  ;D ;D

Title: Re: A Monday joke
Post by: Tina on 16 January 2007, 14:03:01

 ;D

that tongue n groove gag is shocking  ;D  

Title: Re: A Monday joke
Post by: zywiec on 16 January 2007, 15:56:23

nice one  ;D best thing i heard all day

Title: Re: A Monday joke
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 16 January 2007, 16:04:14

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;D

that tongue n groove gag is shocking  ;D  

I was rather pleased with my effort...... ;D

Title: Re: A Monday joke
Post by: Tina on 16 January 2007, 16:40:15

and i nearly wet my keyboard