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Title: RAC call outs
Post by: zywiec on 16 January 2007, 16:42:24
got this from another forum

sorry if its a repost please dont flame me

http://www.pistonheads.com/news/default.asp?storyId=15714

6 & 10 LMAO
Title: Re: RAC call outs
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 16 January 2007, 16:48:53
Many moons ago 'Man Father' used to work at a Vaux dealer in Market Harborough and they were subcontracted by the RAC for some jobs during busy periods.

One job he was called to was at a large house where the owners had locked themselves out of their car............they had only discovered this when they went to place the car keys in a large bowl as part of the evenings wife swapping programme!!!!
Title: Re: RAC call outs
Post by: Tina on 16 January 2007, 16:53:08
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Many moons ago 'Man Father' used to work at a Vaux dealer in Market Harborough and they were subcontracted by the RAC for some jobs during busy periods.

One job he was called to was at a large house where the owners had locked themselves out of their car............they had only discovered this when they went to place the car keys in a large bowl as part of the evenings wife swapping programme!!!!

 :o ;D ;D

am sure this goes on in our village . . .   ????   country people seem to be strange!!
Title: Re: RAC call outs
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 16 January 2007, 16:54:55
It helps to maintain an insular gene pool..... ;D
Title: Re: RAC call outs
Post by: Tina on 16 January 2007, 16:59:01
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It helps to maintain an insular gene pool..... ;D

Eh, wots that mean  :-[  
Title: Re: RAC call outs
Post by: zywiec on 16 January 2007, 16:59:49
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Many moons ago 'Man Father' used to work at a Vaux dealer in Market Harborough and they were subcontracted by the RAC for some jobs during busy periods.

One job he was called to was at a large house where the owners had locked themselves out of their car............they had only discovered this when they went to place the car keys in a large bowl as part of the evenings wife swapping programme!!!!


thats quality just tring to imagine them explaining it  ::)
Title: Re: RAC call outs
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 16 January 2007, 17:02:05
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It helps to maintain an insular gene pool..... ;D

Eh, wots that mean  :-[  


Knowing villages....they will all be related.....beware of surprise party invitations.......you saw what happened in Royston Vasey.....
Title: Re: RAC call outs
Post by: Martin_1962 on 16 January 2007, 17:02:16
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Many moons ago 'Man Father' used to work at a Vaux dealer in Market Harborough and they were subcontracted by the RAC for some jobs during busy periods.

One job he was called to was at a large house where the owners had locked themselves out of their car............they had only discovered this when they went to place the car keys in a large bowl as part of the evenings wife swapping programme!!!!

Yousod I had great difficulty keeping a straght face!

Now why is he called "Man Father"?
Title: Re: RAC call outs
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 16 January 2007, 17:02:53
Coz hes a Man and Hes my Father.....
Title: Re: RAC call outs
Post by: Martin_1962 on 16 January 2007, 17:04:36
Strange things happen in the world of (village I work in) - I have heard some weird stories.

Yes there are wife swappers and an only gay in the village!
Title: Re: RAC call outs
Post by: Martin_1962 on 16 January 2007, 17:06:26
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Coz hes a Man and Hes my Father.....

Well I call mine Dad and I get called Daddy
Title: Re: RAC call outs
Post by: Tina on 16 January 2007, 17:13:20
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It helps to maintain an insular gene pool..... ;D

Eh, wots that mean  :-[  


Knowing villages....they will all be related.....beware of surprise party invitations.......you saw what happened in Royston Vasey.....

No i didnt,  who's he ?  sorry but i dont watch the news or read papers
Title: Re: RAC call outs
Post by: Tina on 16 January 2007, 17:16:40
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Strange things happen in the world of (village I work in) - I have heard some weird stories.

Yes there are wife swappers and an only gay in the village!

There are some strange couples in our village. The men are well you know a bit camp,
but geet canny tho,  but they live with woman ???

But i do notice the cars parked up tho  :-?


Title: Re: RAC call outs
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 16 January 2007, 17:25:49
Royston Vasey (which is Roy Chubby Browns real name) was the village in the league of gentlemen......
Title: Re: RAC call outs
Post by: Tina on 16 January 2007, 17:30:39
Oh aye, a know chubby brown  :-X

Mick likes the league of gentleman, i dont understand it and they are ugly.
Title: Re: RAC call outs
Post by: Elite Pete on 16 January 2007, 17:41:17
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Many moons ago 'Man Father' used to work at a Vaux dealer in Market Harborough and they were subcontracted by the RAC for some jobs during busy periods.

One job he was called to was at a large house where the owners had locked themselves out of their car............they had only discovered this when they went to place the car keys in a large bowl as part of the evenings wife swapping programme!!!!

 :o ;D ;D

am sure this goes on in our village . . .   ????   country people seem to be strange!!
Whats strange about it  ;) ;D
Title: Re: RAC call outs
Post by: TheBoy on 16 January 2007, 18:34:31
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Strange things happen in the world of (village I work in)

an only gay in the village!
Only when you're at work though ;D

;)
Title: Re: RAC call outs
Post by: Martin_1962 on 16 January 2007, 20:09:14
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Strange things happen in the world of (village I work in)

an only gay in the village!
Only when you're at work though ;D

;)

My boss and his wife thought their son was gay* until he eventually got a girl friend!!!!

Their son works here as well (needs to rinse the cups better though!) and he tells us stories about the swingers and the gay.

* Spent most of his money on clothes, wasn't very interested in cars, watches reality TV
Title: Re: RAC call outs
Post by: Martin_1962 on 16 January 2007, 20:11:23
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Strange things happen in the world of (village I work in) - I have heard some weird stories.

Yes there are wife swappers and an only gay in the village!

There are some strange couples in our village. The men are well you know a bit camp,
but geet canny tho,  but they live with woman ???

But i do notice the cars parked up tho  :-?




Quite often the camp ones are perfectly straight ordinary blokes!  I know an example