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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: nick v6 on 09 February 2009, 10:13:03
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ann's got her driving theory test on wednesday
we will have to test ann out on her knowlegde to see if she will be fine wednesday on her theory
post your questions for her and see if she gets them right :y
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What is the best position for rear view mirror for doing makeup at 60mph
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doy you stop at a junction and give way or do you pull out because you were there first??
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ha ha cheeky begger
rear view mirror so i can see out the back window and use the sun viser mirror for doing makeup ;D ;D ;D
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Remember what your driving instructor taught you:
Mirror > Makeup > Manuover...
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Vey good :y
Next question: What is the best way to deal with a "back seat " driver?
(methinks this could go on and on Ann, so be prepared!!)
jerry :y
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you stop im not that stupid
im not a bloke
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What is the best position for rear view mirror for doing makeup at 60mph
That's only in the BMW drivers one
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Vey good :y
Next question: What is the best way to deal with a "back seat " driver?
(methinks this could go on and on Ann, so be prepared!!)
jerry :y
ejector seat might be a good idea :y
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tell them to shut the f up
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What hairspray is best used to ensure a perfect look following a 5 mile drive in a convertible car with the roof down?
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come on then what other stupid questions u lot going 2 ask
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What hairspray is best used to ensure a perfect look following a 5 mile drive in a convertible car with the roof down?
shokewaves
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What is the thinking and stopping distance for a car on a dry road when traveling at 50mph?
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What is the speed limit down country lanes
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Remember what your driving instructor taught you:
Mirror > Makeup > Manuover...
havent heard that before ;D ;D ;D ;D
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What is the thinking and stopping distance for a car on a dry road when traveling at 50mph?
thinking is about 15 meters and stopping is 38 meters
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Remember what your driving instructor taught you:
Mirror > Makeup > Manuover...
havent heard that before ;D ;D ;D ;D
i like it
good 1
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What is the speed limit down country lanes
what ever the sign says
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What is the speed limit down country lanes
just as the back end starts to kick out round a corner
thats your speed limit on a country lane
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What is the thinking and stopping distance for a car on a dry road when traveling at 50mph?
thinking is about 15 meters and stopping is 38 meters
Yup......except for a woman the thinking has to be doubled because a decision is required relating to if to brake or not ::)
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lol dont think so lol in my boy racers days as i lived in a village if down 120 mph down there but the limet is 60mph
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if i was in the cabinet i would ban women from driving unless they can down a special brew with 3 sambukas in under 5 seconds seconds. ;D ;D
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What is the thinking and stopping distance for a car on a dry road when traveling at 50mph?
Depends if it's being driven by a man or a woman :o ::) :D :D
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cheeky
its a fact that 90% of smashes are a mans fault
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Often seen outside nightclubs, what does this sign mean:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4a/Moose_Warning_Sign.jpg)
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when putting fluffy toys on the rear shelf do you:
A/ arrange them in size formation
B/ arrange them in colour formation
or C/ doesnt matter as they fly off anyway due to back ending somebody whilst doing makeup ;D ;D
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if i was in the cabinet i would ban women from driving unless they can down a special brew with 3 sambukas in under 5 seconds seconds. ;D ;D
i can do that i can drink more than most men
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when putting fluffy toys on the rear shelf do you:
A/ arrange them in size formation
B/ arrange them in colour formation
or C/ doesnt matter as they fly off anyway due to back ending somebody whilst doing makeup ;D ;D
none as i dont like fluffy toys
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cheeky
its a fact that 90% of smashes are a mans fault
Because a woman has pulled out in front of them without looking as they were doing their makeup ::) ::) :D :D
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when putting fluffy toys on the rear shelf do you:
A/ arrange them in size formation
B/ arrange them in colour formation
or C/ doesnt matter as they fly off anyway due to back ending somebody whilst doing makeup ;D ;D
none as i dont like fluffy toys
more into leather whips and chains :y
still got the whip marks across my back
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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cheeky
its a fact that 90% of smashes are a mans fault
Because a woman has pulled out in front of them without looking as they were doing their makeup ::) ::) :D :D
no coz men are 2 busy looking at the women walking down the road
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when putting fluffy toys on the rear shelf do you:
A/ arrange them in size formation
B/ arrange them in colour formation
or C/ doesnt matter as they fly off anyway due to back ending somebody whilst doing makeup ;D ;D
none as i dont like fluffy toys
more into leather whips and chains :y
still got the whip marks across my back
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
thats not true
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How often do you need to out petrol into the car?
a) When the needle is approaching the red.
b) About 20 miles after the fuel light has started flashing and the needle has hit the bottom stop.
c) I don't... I let my fella use the car when I think it needs filling up.
d) What the break is petrol?
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when putting fluffy toys on the rear shelf do you:
A/ arrange them in size formation
B/ arrange them in colour formation
or C/ doesnt matter as they fly off anyway due to back ending somebody whilst doing makeup ;D ;D
none as i dont like fluffy toys
more into leather whips and chains :y
still got the whip marks across my back
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
thats not true
Don't deny it... Some blokes will pay good money for that sort of treatment! :o :o
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nice little test to take ann :y :y
http://www.theory-test.co.uk/asp/daily_mock_test_car.asp
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when putting fluffy toys on the rear shelf do you:
A/ arrange them in size formation
B/ arrange them in colour formation
or C/ doesnt matter as they fly off anyway due to back ending somebody whilst doing makeup ;D ;D
none as i dont like fluffy toys
more into leather whips and chains :y
still got the whip marks across my back
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
thats not true
Don't deny it... Some blokes will pay good money for that sort of treatment! :o :o
like my m8 does, i put a pick up a while ago of him i think, mental tinker he is too. but a real nice bloke and a good m8, dirty sod ;D ;D ;D
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nice little test to take ann :y :y
http://www.theory-test.co.uk/asp/daily_mock_test_car.asp
i just took the test and got 1 wrong
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Got them all right ::) ::) :y :y
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Got them all [size=8]wrong[/size] ::) ::) :y :y
there's always 1
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Someone's messing with my posts again ::) ::) ::) ::)
Nobody likes a smart arse :D :D :D
Got to go... MOT time's approaching :-/ :-/
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Someone's messing with my posts again ::) ::) ::) ::)
Nobody likes a smart arse :D :D :D
Got to go... MOT time's approaching :-/ :-/
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good luck with the mot
let us know how you get on
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Multiple guess..
You are in the outside lane on the mway, at 70 [size=8]ish[/size], when a BMW/white transit van/chelsea tractor appears at high speed behind you flashing lights and indicating right.
Do you:
A. not notice because the rear view mirror is set for checking your hair?
B. raise a single finger to show him your latest shade of nail varnish?
C. apply brakes hard as he is obviously trying to warn you of something ahead that you missed while you were doing your makeup?
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cheeky
its a fact that 90% of smashes are a mans fault
Incorrect
High heels and mini skirts are actully to blame for 90% men crashing
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cheeky
its a fact that 90% of smashes are a mans fault
Incorrect
High heels and mini skirts are actully to blame for 90% men crashing
there you go then, its the womans fault. ;D ;D