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Title: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: nick v6 on 09 February 2009, 10:13:03
ann's got her driving theory test on wednesday

we will have to test ann out on her knowlegde to see if she will be fine wednesday on her theory

post your questions for her and see if she gets them right :y
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Post by: TheBoy on 09 February 2009, 10:17:57
What is the best position for rear view mirror for doing makeup at 60mph
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Post by: Richie London on 09 February 2009, 10:22:56
doy you stop at a junction and give way or do you pull out because you were there first??
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Post by: tigra-ann on 09 February 2009, 10:23:01
ha ha cheeky begger

rear view mirror so i can see out the back window and use the sun viser mirror for doing makeup ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: TheBoy on 09 February 2009, 10:24:01
Remember what your driving instructor taught you:

Mirror > Makeup > Manuover...
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: jerry on 09 February 2009, 10:24:23
Vey good :y
Next question: What is the best way to deal with a "back seat " driver?



(methinks this could go on and on Ann, so be prepared!!)

                                                                             jerry :y
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: tigra-ann on 09 February 2009, 10:24:37
you stop im not that stupid
im not a bloke
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Post by: Hog on 09 February 2009, 10:24:37
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What is the best position for rear view mirror for doing makeup at 60mph

That's only in the BMW drivers one
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: nick v6 on 09 February 2009, 10:25:46
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Vey good :y
Next question: What is the best way to deal with a "back seat " driver?



(methinks this could go on and on Ann, so be prepared!!)

                                                                             jerry :y

ejector seat might be a good idea :y
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: tigra-ann on 09 February 2009, 10:26:34
tell them to shut the f up
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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 09 February 2009, 10:28:08
What hairspray is best used to ensure a perfect look following a 5 mile drive in a convertible car with the roof down?

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Post by: tigra-ann on 09 February 2009, 10:28:33
come on then what other stupid questions u lot going 2 ask
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Post by: tigra-ann on 09 February 2009, 10:29:39
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What hairspray is best used to ensure a perfect look following a 5 mile drive in a convertible car with the roof down?


shokewaves
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 09 February 2009, 10:29:53
What is the thinking and stopping distance for a car on a dry road when traveling at 50mph?
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: Miggy24 on 09 February 2009, 10:30:32
What is the speed limit down country lanes
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: Richie London on 09 February 2009, 10:30:37
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Remember what your driving instructor taught you:

Mirror > Makeup > Manuover...

havent heard that before  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: tigra-ann on 09 February 2009, 10:33:55
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What is the thinking and stopping distance for a car on a dry road when traveling at 50mph?

thinking is about 15 meters and stopping is 38 meters
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: nick v6 on 09 February 2009, 10:34:20
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Remember what your driving instructor taught you:

Mirror > Makeup > Manuover...

havent heard that before  ;D ;D ;D ;D

i like it
good 1
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: tigra-ann on 09 February 2009, 10:36:36
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What is the speed limit down country lanes

what ever the sign says
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: nick v6 on 09 February 2009, 10:38:11
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What is the speed limit down country lanes

just as the back end starts to kick out round a corner
thats your speed limit on a country lane
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 09 February 2009, 10:43:57
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What is the thinking and stopping distance for a car on a dry road when traveling at 50mph?

thinking is about 15 meters and stopping is 38 meters

Yup......except for a woman the thinking has to be doubled because a decision is required relating to if to brake or not  ::)
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Post by: Miggy24 on 09 February 2009, 10:46:37
lol dont think so lol in my boy racers days as i lived in a village if down 120 mph down there but the limet is 60mph
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Post by: Richie London on 09 February 2009, 10:46:59
if i was in the cabinet i would ban women from driving unless they can down a special brew with 3 sambukas in under 5 seconds seconds.  ;D ;D
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Post by: Lazydocker on 09 February 2009, 10:47:13
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What is the thinking and stopping distance for a car on a dry road when traveling at 50mph?

Depends if it's being driven by a man or a woman :o ::) :D :D
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: tigra-ann on 09 February 2009, 10:47:20
cheeky

its a fact that 90% of smashes are a mans fault
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 09 February 2009, 10:48:09
Often seen outside nightclubs, what does this sign mean:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4a/Moose_Warning_Sign.jpg)
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: unlucky alf on 09 February 2009, 10:48:15
when putting fluffy toys on the rear shelf do you:
A/ arrange them in size formation
B/ arrange them in colour formation
or C/ doesnt matter as they fly off anyway due to back ending somebody whilst doing makeup ;D ;D
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: tigra-ann on 09 February 2009, 10:49:42
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if i was in the cabinet i would ban women from driving unless they can down a special brew with 3 sambukas in under 5 seconds seconds.  ;D ;D

i can do that i can drink more than most men
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: tigra-ann on 09 February 2009, 10:51:59
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when putting fluffy toys on the rear shelf do you:
A/ arrange them in size formation
B/ arrange them in colour formation
or C/ doesnt matter as they fly off anyway due to back ending somebody whilst doing makeup ;D ;D

none as i dont like fluffy toys
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: Lazydocker on 09 February 2009, 10:52:10
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cheeky

its a fact that 90% of smashes are a mans fault

Because a woman has pulled out in front of them without looking as they were doing their makeup ::) ::) :D :D
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: nick v6 on 09 February 2009, 10:53:27
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when putting fluffy toys on the rear shelf do you:
A/ arrange them in size formation
B/ arrange them in colour formation
or C/ doesnt matter as they fly off anyway due to back ending somebody whilst doing makeup ;D ;D

none as i dont like fluffy toys

more into leather whips and chains :y

still got the whip marks across my back
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: tigra-ann on 09 February 2009, 10:53:51
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cheeky

its a fact that 90% of smashes are a mans fault

Because a woman has pulled out in front of them without looking as they were doing their makeup ::) ::) :D :D

no coz men are 2 busy looking at the women walking down the road
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: tigra-ann on 09 February 2009, 10:55:06
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when putting fluffy toys on the rear shelf do you:
A/ arrange them in size formation
B/ arrange them in colour formation
or C/ doesnt matter as they fly off anyway due to back ending somebody whilst doing makeup ;D ;D

none as i dont like fluffy toys

more into leather whips and chains :y

still got the whip marks across my back
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

thats not true
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: Lazydocker on 09 February 2009, 10:55:53
How often do you need to out petrol into the car?

a) When the needle is approaching the red.
b) About 20 miles after the fuel light has started flashing and the needle has hit the bottom stop.
c) I don't... I let my fella use the car when I think it needs filling up.
d) What the break is petrol?
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: Lazydocker on 09 February 2009, 10:57:07
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when putting fluffy toys on the rear shelf do you:
A/ arrange them in size formation
B/ arrange them in colour formation
or C/ doesnt matter as they fly off anyway due to back ending somebody whilst doing makeup ;D ;D

none as i dont like fluffy toys

more into leather whips and chains :y

still got the whip marks across my back
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

thats not true

Don't deny it... Some blokes will pay good money for that sort of treatment! :o :o
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Post by: Richie London on 09 February 2009, 11:30:47
nice little test to take ann  :y :y
http://www.theory-test.co.uk/asp/daily_mock_test_car.asp
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: Richie London on 09 February 2009, 11:33:35
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when putting fluffy toys on the rear shelf do you:
A/ arrange them in size formation
B/ arrange them in colour formation
or C/ doesnt matter as they fly off anyway due to back ending somebody whilst doing makeup ;D ;D

none as i dont like fluffy toys

more into leather whips and chains :y

still got the whip marks across my back
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

thats not true

Don't deny it... Some blokes will pay good money for that sort of treatment! :o :o


like my m8 does, i put a pick up a while ago of him i think, mental tinker he is too. but a real nice bloke and a good m8, dirty sod  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: nick v6 on 09 February 2009, 11:36:46
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nice little test to take ann  :y :y
http://www.theory-test.co.uk/asp/daily_mock_test_car.asp

i just took the test and got 1 wrong
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: Lazydocker on 09 February 2009, 11:47:48
Got them all right ::) ::) :y :y
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Post by: nick v6 on 09 February 2009, 11:56:46
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Got them all [size=8]wrong[/size] ::) ::) :y :y

there's always 1
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: Lazydocker on 09 February 2009, 12:14:03
Someone's messing with my posts again ::) ::) ::) ::)

Nobody likes a smart arse :D :D :D

Got to go... MOT time's approaching :-/ :-/
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: nick v6 on 09 February 2009, 12:19:31
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Someone's messing with my posts again ::) ::) ::) ::)

Nobody likes a smart arse :D :D :D

Got to go... MOT time's approaching :-/ :-/

 :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
good luck with the mot
let us know how you get on
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: ians on 09 February 2009, 12:52:16
Multiple guess..

You are in the outside lane on the mway, at 70 [size=8]ish[/size], when a BMW/white transit van/chelsea tractor appears at high speed behind you flashing lights and indicating right.

Do you:

A. not notice because the rear view mirror is set for checking your hair?
B. raise a single finger to show him your latest shade of nail varnish?
C. apply brakes hard as he is obviously trying to warn you of something ahead that you missed while you were doing your makeup?
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 09 February 2009, 13:06:04
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cheeky

its a fact that 90% of smashes are a mans fault

Incorrect

High heels and mini skirts are actully to blame for 90% men crashing
Title: Re: time to test ann on her theory
Post by: The Red Baron on 09 February 2009, 13:15:42
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cheeky

its a fact that 90% of smashes are a mans fault

Incorrect

High heels and mini skirts are actully to blame for 90% men crashing
there you go then, its the womans fault.  ;D ;D