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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Marks DTM Calib on 12 February 2009, 13:00:08
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Christ, you can get some weird shite these days!
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Can just see her in that ;)
Imagine she would be a little happier than when you got her the iron ;D
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Going soft in yer old age mate?
Buy her something she can really appreciate like a new washing machine. ;D
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Going soft in yer old age mate?
Buy her something she can really appreciate like a new washing machine. ;D
I have done in the past......when we bought our first house she had one ;D ;D ;D
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if it doubles up as sound proof chamber i`ll get her one, only as long as the head hole is either sealable or has a draw string that pulls tight around the neck :D
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i know someone who got a deep fat fryer for her birthday, sis in law. hes had his chips, there now divorced. ;D ;D
its my anniversary on saturday for joining oof. may have a small jd in the evening ;)
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Hang the ironing up in there with her and sell the iron on Ebay. :y
Kevin
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Going soft in yer old age mate?
Buy her something she can really appreciate like a new washing machine. ;D
I have done in the past......when we bought our first house she had one ;D ;D ;D
And, Mrs TheBoy has found out you get as much use out of it as Mrs DTM does. Which is a relief, as its taken the heat off me a little for using the dishwasher for engine parts ::)
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Men buy women gifts on valentines day :question :o :o
Christ I,ve lead a sheltered life. ;)
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Men buy women gifts on valentines day :question :o :o
Christ I,ve lead a sheltered life. ;)
i never used to either. tried to re enact the st valentines day massacre but she went round her mums ;D ;D
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If mine goes round her mum,s its a 27 mile walk. :y
heres hoping. :)
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If mine goes round her mum,s its a 27 mile walk. :y
heres hoping. :)
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Bought mine a Breville sandwich maker LOL :y ;) ;)!
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I will buy some head lamp..so we are not so different ;D :y
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Might get mine an Escort Cabriolet :y
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Might get mine an Escort Cabriolet :y
You will also need the following then
1) A Welder
2) Lots of metal plate
3) Plenty of under seal, P38 and P40
4) Lots of oil
5) A VERY large ct litter tray to catch the oil leaks
6) An Essex accent
7) A bottle of 'instant blonde' hair dye
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Well ,all I can say,is that Mr Dusty had better get me a very nice valentine card and PRESENT. ::) ::) ::) ::) :-* :-* :-* :-*
After the fiasco with his birthday JPG scent,he is drinking at "The last chance saloon." :-/ :-/ :-/
You have been warned Mr Dusty. :-/ :-/ :-*
P.S.well done Markey Mark. :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Aldi have some bargains in this weekend if Mrs DTM can wait till Sunday.
Clicky (http://www.aldi.co.uk/uk/html/offers/offers_week08sunday09.htm)
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Aldi have some bargains in this weekend if Mrs DTM can wait till Sunday.
Clicky (http://www.aldi.co.uk/uk/html/offers/offers_week08sunday09.htm)
I never buy Mrs TB anything with handles, or anything with a cord - it hurts more due to her having a better grip/swing on it...
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Aldi have some bargains in this weekend if Mrs DTM can wait till Sunday.
Clicky (http://www.aldi.co.uk/uk/html/offers/offers_week08sunday09.htm)
Mrs Bitz was raving about those steam generator things a year or so ago,so I bought her one for her birthday.She got the raging hump. funny creatures women. :-/ :)
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I've just got a right telling off for cutting the stem of the long stem roses to fit the vase, I can't do right for doing wrong ::)
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It should be law,that men need to buy ladies a valentine present only.
There is no need for me to buy Mr Dusty a present the way things are at the moment. :-/ :-/ :-/ :-* :-*
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...well, i think i know what SWMNBO is getting for valentines day off jue :-X
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I've just got a right telling off for cutting the stem of the long stem roses to fit the vase, I can't do right for doing wrong ::)
£40 a bunch near me. thank god im seperated. thats a lot of beer ;D ;D
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lmao! you do have a point, luckily for my wallet i'm single atm... im just waiting for AFTER valentines day ::)
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ann has already had her prezzy
she has had her tigra
don't know what i'm getting tho
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Just get a pair of slippers and a vibrator, if she doesn't like the slippers she can go opps herself :)
Thank you to the 1970's for that joke!
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lmao! you do have a point, luckily for my wallet i'm single atm... im just waiting for AFTER valentines day ::)
m8 flew out to barcelona with his g/f. there probably both be off there heads by now in some bar.
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Might get mine an Escort Cabriolet :y
Just had a similar conversation with swmbo and then Italked her out of it.. :D
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I bought her some flowers today, being a romantic :y as we agreed not to bother with pointless gifts and cards. Still had to show my appreciation though............. :y :y :y
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I tell Mrs LD that I love her every day... So why bend over and take a shafting for a card and prezzie for one day?? ::) ::) ::)
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I tell Mrs LD that I love her every day... So why bend over and take a shafting for a card and prezzie for one day?? ::) ::) ::)
You could just take her out for a meal. ;D
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I've just got a right telling off for cutting the stem of the long stem roses to fit the vase, I can't do right for doing wrong ::)
£40 a bunch near me. thank god im seperated. thats a lot of beer ;D ;D
£35 at Tesco but its worth it if I get an early night :D
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I tell Mrs LD that I love her every day... So why bend over and take a shafting for a card and prezzie for one day?? ::) ::) ::)
You could just take her out for a meal. ;D
Nah... Costs too much at this time of year... And there's a credit crunch don't you know???? :o :o :o :o
Always a bag of chips at the seaside I suppose ::) ::)
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Me and her decided to the Marks and Sparks 'meal for 2 for £20' thing for this evening as we are off to the theatre tomorrow and time for food and travel is at a premium on a Saturday for us....
Standing in the queue with the basket with starter, main, side dish, pudding, bottle of plonk and a single rose.... An old lady (late 70's/80's) standing behind us with a few bits and bobs of daily shopping on the conveyor says, rather wistfully, 'wish I had had a husband that would buy something like that for me'....
It really got me..... :-[
Paid for the shopping for us and, on impulse, turned and gave the rose to the old dear with a peck on her cheek and a few words to cheer her up..
Embarrased? Was I? Just a load.... :-[
She lapped it up and, 'kin 'ell, she blushed....
Was worth it... Certainly brought a lump to the throat of me and the wife....
If you can, make someone elses day tomorrow....
ps - Reckon I've pulled.... ;)
:y
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You old smoothie. ::)
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You will get the admins a bad name H21,the image of a bunch of hard nosed macho fellas has just been severely dented. ::)
Seriously,a really nice thing to do,so many elderly people dont get too much comfort or joy,probably made the old girls week. :y
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You will get the admins a bad name H21,the image of a bunch of hard nosed macho fellas has just been severely dented. ::)
Seriously,a really nice thing to do,so many elderly people dont get too much comfort or joy,probably made the old girls week. :y
Joking apart, I reckon it did.....
Lifes too short. Spread a smile...... :)
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So true :) :y :y
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Me and her decided to the Marks and Sparks 'meal for 2 for £20' thing for this evening as we are off to the theatre tomorrow and time for food and travel is at a premium on a Saturday for us....
Standing in the queue with the basket with starter, main, side dish, pudding, bottle of plonk and a single rose.... An old lady (late 70's/80's) standing behind us with a few bits and bobs of daily shopping on the conveyor says, rather wistfully, 'wish I had had a husband that would buy something like that for me'....
It really got me..... :-[
Paid for the shopping for us and, on impulse, turned and gave the rose to the old dear with a peck on her cheek and a few words to cheer her up..
Embarrased? Was I? Just a load.... :-[
She lapped it up and, 'kin 'ell, she blushed....
Was worth it... Certainly brought a lump to the throat of me and the wife....
If you can, make someone elses day tomorrow....
ps - Reckon I've pulled.... ;)
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Wimp :D
Joking apart, nice gesture :y
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...well, i think i know what SWMNBO is getting for valentines day off jue :-X
At risk of making u blush even more, that was a lovely thing to do Auto addict.
This year was a first.., I got a 'Happy Valentine's Day' lolol. Oh well, the thought was at least there which is better than last year when the day sort of just passed lol. After all those hints about roses and gypsophilia as well. Maybe next year (and no i won't be holding my breath lol)
I'd far rather have a rose less valentine's day and a Jue every other day than anything else. (Gawd who says romance is dead lol)?
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Me and her decided to the Marks and Sparks 'meal for 2 for £20' thing for this evening as we are off to the theatre tomorrow and time for food and travel is at a premium on a Saturday for us....
Standing in the queue with the basket with starter, main, side dish, pudding, bottle of plonk and a single rose.... An old lady (late 70's/80's) standing behind us with a few bits and bobs of daily shopping on the conveyor says, rather wistfully, 'wish I had had a husband that would buy something like that for me'....
It really got me..... :-[
Paid for the shopping for us and, on impulse, turned and gave the rose to the old dear with a peck on her cheek and a few words to cheer her up..
Embarrased? Was I? Just a load.... :-[
She lapped it up and, 'kin 'ell, she blushed....
Was worth it... Certainly brought a lump to the throat of me and the wife....
If you can, make someone elses day tomorrow....
ps - Reckon I've pulled.... ;)
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You're just a filthy old letch... ...pulling a grandma.
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