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Title: Taxi driver
Post by: STMO123 on 14 February 2009, 20:48:17

A passenger leans forward and taps his taxi driver on the shoulder. Driver sh!ts himself with shock, swerves nearly hitting abus and stops just short of a shop window. "F**king hell mate, you're jumpy aren't yer, I only tapped your shoulder".
"Sorry," says the driver "it's my first day. I've been driving a hearse for twenty years".

Title: Re: Taxi driver
Post by: nick v6 on 14 February 2009, 20:52:05

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Taxi driver
Post by: Timbuk on 14 February 2009, 21:13:45

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Taxi driver
Post by: mantagte on 14 February 2009, 21:30:10

very good had me in stitches ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Taxi driver
Post by: r1 on 14 February 2009, 22:04:17

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very good had me in stitches ;D ;D ;D

:y :y

Title: Re: Taxi driver
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 14 February 2009, 22:19:50

Thought you wanted my attention then.....and its an old gag  >:(

But the old ones are the best  :y ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Taxi driver
Post by: LaserLance on 14 February 2009, 22:22:09

 :D :D :D :D Love that one  ;D ;D ;D