Omega Owners Forum
Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Richie London on 14 February 2009, 21:44:14
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california
A man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated
florida
Sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal
Men are not allowed to wear a strapless gown in public.
illinois
All bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts
michigan
It is legal for a farmer to sleep with his or her pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens
nevada
Sex without a condom is considered illegal
utah
Adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment
washington
It is against the law to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night). :-?
wisconsin
No man shall shoot off his gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm
and now for something completely different
A Women's Consent:
Pennsylvania law prohibits a man from buying alcohol without a note of permission from his wife. This has turned women's liberation into women's libation and, not surprisingly, left many Pennsylvania men single.
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Theres some pretty cranky ones still ones on the statute book in this country :D :D Like hanson cab drivers still have to carry a bale of hay in back off cab :D :D :D
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Theres some pretty cranky ones still ones on the statute book in this country :D :D Like hanson cab drivers still have to carry a bale of hay in back off cab :D :D :D
thats only in case they pick camilla parker bowls up.
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can you imagine living in pennslyvania. the wife wont give you a note for some beer, what do you do?? you take her to california and beat her with a strap. she'll soon change her mind ;)
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:y :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D even when she was 20 odd she was a bit off a moose ;D ;D
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:y :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D even when she was 20 odd she was a bit off a moose ;D ;D
shes got some lungs on her though
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:y :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D even when she was 20 odd she was a bit off a moose ;D ;D
shes got some lungs on her though
What they say " you dont look at the mantlepiece when poking the fire " ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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:y :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D even when she was 20 odd she was a bit off a moose ;D ;D
shes got some lungs on her though
What they say " you dont look at the mantlepiece when poking the fire " ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
this has gone to far now
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stop horesing about