Omega Owners Forum
Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: TheBoy on 14 February 2009, 19:51:40
-
As she was out today, selling pins or something, I thought I'd treat myself to a manly fry up at lunchtime - the full works. I put all the stuff in dishwasher to hide my tracks.
She just walked through the door and said "You've had a fry up, haven't you". How did she know?
-
women have a 6th sense
no hiding anything from a female
ann knows everything that ive done even when she has been at work
its like she has got a hidden camera or something
ive looked everywhere
i bet its that ruddy fly that keeps coming and going
-
Or the smug grin on your face as you've think you have pulled the wool over your wifes eyes ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
-
As she was out today, selling pins or something, I thought I'd treat myself to a manly fry up at lunchtime - the full works. I put all the stuff in dishwasher to hide my tracks.
She just walked through the door and said "You've had a fry up, haven't you". How did she know?
"Missus-Cam"......the 'eye on the pie'
Hubby surveillance technology, available from: http://www.we_know_what_you`ve_been_upto.com
;D
-
Nothing beats the smell of fry up, someone forgot to use airfreshner ;D ;D
-
More likely the horrible fatty smell that is given off when frying gave the game away! ::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D ;)
-
More likely the horrible fatty smell that is given off when frying gave the game away! ::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D ;)
I thought I had managed to mask that with the aftermath ::)
-
More likely the horrible fatty smell that is given off when frying gave the game away! ::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D ;)
I thought I had managed to mask that with the aftermath ::)
But did you use an MOT approved air freshener TB? :-? :-? ;D ;D ;)
-
Egg and baked bean juice down your front ::)
-
More likely the horrible fatty smell that is given off when frying gave the game away! ::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D ;)
I thought I had managed to mask that with the aftermath ::)
But did you use an MOT approved air freshener TB? :-? :-? ;D ;D ;)
You got there before me.............. ;D ;D ;D ;D
-
More likely the horrible fatty smell that is given off when frying gave the game away! ::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D ;)
I thought I had managed to mask that with the aftermath ::)
But did you use an MOT approved air freshener TB? :-? :-? ;D ;D ;)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
-
You wasn't slouched on the sofa...belly over hanging the trousers with them undone was you. ;D
Normally a give away... :y
-
You wasn't slouched on the sofa...belly over hanging the trousers with them undone was you. ;D
Normally a give away... :y
Bent over a soldering iron in the dining room, would have thought the solder would have masked any smells from cooking?
Its a mystery....
-
When I have bacon and eggs, my farts smell eggy. Perhaps you trumped and gave the game away. ::)
-
She just knows you so well mate. ;D
-
When I have bacon and eggs, my farts smell eggy. Perhaps you trumped and gave the game away. ::)
i did have 2 eggs...
-
When I have bacon and eggs, my farts smell eggy. Perhaps you trumped and gave the game away. ::)
i did have 2 eggs...
Problem solved. Just call me Sherlock.
-
When I have bacon and eggs, my farts smell eggy. Perhaps you trumped and gave the game away. ::)
i did have 2 eggs...
Problem solved. Just call me Sherlock.
I have heard you called worse........... ;D ;D ;D
-
You wasn't slouched on the sofa...belly over hanging the trousers with them undone was you. ;D
Normally a give away... :y
Bent over a soldering iron in the dining room, would have thought the solder would have masked any smells from cooking?
Its a mystery....
She probaly checked or threw something in the bin and saw the egg shells and empty wrappers ;D ;D
-
Probably when she skidded across the kitchen floor on the fat that had spat everywhere ;D.
-
you just cant hide the smell of a good fry up, lingers for ages. tried that ,been there. you wont get away with it. ;D
-
As she was out today, selling pins or something, I thought I'd treat myself to a manly fry up at lunchtime - the full works. I put all the stuff in dishwasher to hide my tracks.
She just walked through the door and said "You've had a fry up, haven't you". How did she know?
Must have been the leftover smell :y
-
The Mrs has laser and x-ray vision. She noted that a tea bag was missing in combination with a few grains of salt. :-?
-
I've met Mrs TB, can't see anything getting past her ;)
-
my missus knew everytime i had a fry up so i got so bugged with it that i threw out the deep fat frier, still no slimmer though............ ;D