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Title: TB's new word filter
Post by: Lazydocker on 14 February 2009, 22:12:25
Just thought I'd try out TB's new word filter as it's had me rolling about with laughter ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

m8
u
l8
l8r
r

Can't think of any more as I hate text speak ::) ::) :y :y
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 14 February 2009, 22:23:44
nothing happended with the last 3.....

what about....

y

Edit.....nothing happens with y either  ::)
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 14 February 2009, 22:25:52
Excellent way to cut down on text speak though. :y
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Lazydocker on 14 February 2009, 22:28:44
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Excellent way to cut down on text speak though. :y

Just a pity TB hasn't done more of them though :y :y :y
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 14 February 2009, 22:29:42
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Excellent way to cut down on text speak though. :y

Just a pity TB hasn't done more of them though :y :y :y


Am sure it's just a matter of time.
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: tyreburner on 14 February 2009, 22:32:25
kewl  or thanx ?? or brb
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Lazydocker on 14 February 2009, 22:35:52
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kewl  or thanx ?? or brb

WTF does that mean???
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: tyreburner on 14 February 2009, 22:55:35
Be Right Back

More mesenger speak than txt speak but ....
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: CaptainZok on 14 February 2009, 23:01:56
The Yank speak one he used to use was funny.
It was an attempt to translate Theolodian into English.
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: stuart30 on 14 February 2009, 23:06:20
It wd B gud f theboy did a wrd filtA dat blocked txt spEch. Howevare im sure hes 2 bZ W hs :X collection on caravan mags 2 wori bout d 4rum.

 ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Lazydocker on 14 February 2009, 23:29:59
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It wd B gud f theboy did a wrd filtA dat blocked txt spEch. Howevare im sure hes 2 bZ W hs :X collection on caravan mags 2 wori bout d 4rum.

 ;D ;D :y

'Kinell.... That took me about 5 minutes and several attempts to read ::) ::) :o :o
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: JueV6 on 14 February 2009, 23:31:06
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It wd B gud f theboy did a wrd filtA dat blocked txt spEch. Howevare im sure hes 2 bZ W hs :X collection on caravan mags 2 wori bout d 4rum.

 ;D ;D :y


another post count diminished ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Martin_1962 on 14 February 2009, 23:43:16
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It wd B gud f theboy did a wrd filtA dat blocked txt spEch. Howevare im sure hes 2 bZ W hs :X collection on caravan mags 2 wori bout d 4rum.

 ;D ;D :y


Try not to drop things on the keyboard
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: stuart30 on 14 February 2009, 23:46:28
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It wd B gud f theboy did a wrd filtA dat blocked txt spEch. Howevare im sure hes 2 bZ W hs :X collection on caravan mags 2 wori bout d 4rum.

 ;D ;D :y


another post count diminished ;D ;D ;D ;D

Oh come on at least give me a sporting chance... ;D
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Vamps on 14 February 2009, 23:49:27
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It wd B gud f theboy did a wrd filtA dat blocked txt spEch. Howevare im sure hes 2 bZ W hs :X collection on caravan mags 2 wori bout d 4rum.

 ;D ;D :y


Try not to drop things on the keyboard

In our house the cat comes up for a look and walks on the keyboard.......  Daughter thinks it is great..... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: ngrainqey on 14 February 2009, 23:50:15
does tb's word filter include the use of "pikey wagons" :P
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: TheBoy on 15 February 2009, 11:58:10
why does everyone think its me who did it?
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Lazydocker on 15 February 2009, 12:02:12
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why does everyone think its me who did it?

Because it's just your cuppa tea ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Auto Addict on 15 February 2009, 12:37:18
Added a new one for Skruntie!
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: hotel21 on 15 February 2009, 12:38:03
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Added a new one for Skruntie!

Baaaaaad man.......   ;D
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: TheBoy on 15 February 2009, 12:39:08
You have a wicked streak, Mr AA ;D
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: philhoward on 15 February 2009, 12:40:46
I'm a hater of text speak (i just wrote txt, so hit delete and did it properly).  With 10 fingers, its no hassle to write the whole word surely?

Keep it up... whoever added those words to the filter!  Shame you can't add an auto spell checker and if there are more than 10% of words not in an English dictionary, then reject it..
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: philhoward on 15 February 2009, 12:42:02
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Added a new one for Mr. Funny videos and pictures!

Baaaaaad man.......   ;D

 [smiley=wink.gif]

I'll make my own!!
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Andy B on 15 February 2009, 15:03:23
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.....  Shame you can't add an auto spell checker and if there are more than 10% of words not in an English dictionary, then reject it..

There would be a lot who would be instantly struck mute!!!  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D :y
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 15 February 2009, 16:25:26
Like the new ones!
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Martin_1962 on 15 February 2009, 16:30:38
Lets play

I have an M8 bolt

R Y M8 L8

Hmm
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Martin_1962 on 15 February 2009, 16:31:39
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Like the new ones!


M8 is Broken

M8 nut
M8 bolt
M8 thread
M8 tap
M8 dye
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Martin_1962 on 15 February 2009, 16:32:45
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Like the new ones!


m8 (I'm too gay and stupid to spell mate) is Broken

m8 (I'm too gay and stupid to spell mate) nut
m8 (I'm too gay and stupid to spell mate) bolt
m8 (I'm too gay and stupid to spell mate) thread
m8 (I'm too gay and stupid to spell mate) tap
m8 (I'm too gay and stupid to spell mate) dye

M 8  is Broken

M 8  nut
M 8  bolt
M 8  thread
M 8 tap
M 8  dye[/quote]

Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: CaptainZok on 15 February 2009, 16:47:12
You're doing it wrong Martin.
m8 nut
m8 bolt
m8 thread
m8 tap
m8 die

But talk in text and it gets you m8.
 ;D
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: bertiecbx550 on 15 February 2009, 16:48:20
M8  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: TheBoy on 15 February 2009, 17:11:21
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Like the new ones!


m8 (I'm too gay and stupid to spell mate) (I'm too gay and stupid to spell mate) is Broken

m8 (I'm too gay and stupid to spell mate) (I'm too gay and stupid to spell mate) nut
m8 (I'm too gay and stupid to spell mate) (I'm too gay and stupid to spell mate) bolt
m8 (I'm too gay and stupid to spell mate) (I'm too gay and stupid to spell mate) thread
m8 (I'm too gay and stupid to spell mate) (I'm too gay and stupid to spell mate) tap
m8 (I'm too gay and stupid to spell mate) (I'm too gay and stupid to spell mate) dye

M 8  is Broken

M 8  nut
M 8  bolt
M 8  thread
M 8 tap
M 8  dye

[/quote]
I have no trouble shearing m8 bolts....
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Martin_1962 on 15 February 2009, 19:04:41
m8 bolts
M8 bolts
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Martin_1962 on 15 February 2009, 19:05:12
Why doesn't it work for me?
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: TheBoy on 15 February 2009, 19:07:17
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Why doesn't it work for me?
Think about it for a minute.... ;)
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: VXL V6 on 15 February 2009, 19:08:08
 shearing m8bolts

m8 (I'm too gay and stupid to spell mate) (I'm too gay and stupid to spell mate)
m8 (I'm too gay and stupid to spell mate) (I'm too gay and stupid to spell mate)

m8 (I'm too gay and stupid to spell mate)
M 8
m 8

LOL
M eight bolt
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Vamps on 15 February 2009, 19:17:58
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Added a new one for The Perv.!

?????

I Tried that, in the test section, and it did not do anything :-[
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Andy B on 15 February 2009, 21:31:53
[size=14]Can the powers that be turn this stupid bloody 't xt speak' filter off?  >:(
http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1234569901
HTF are you supposed to give a year letter if it's the one that comes after S?
Joke over![/size]
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Auto Addict on 15 February 2009, 21:37:43
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[size=14]Can the powers that be turn this stupid bloody 't xt speak' filter off?  >:(
http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1234569901
HTF are you supposed to give a year letter if it's the one that comes after S?
Joke over![/size]

What text speak filter would that be then?
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Lazydocker on 15 February 2009, 21:41:39
T
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Andy B on 15 February 2009, 21:41:48
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[size=14]Can the powers that be turn this stupid bloody 't xt speak' filter off?  >:(
http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1234569901
HTF are you supposed to give a year letter if it's the one that comes after S?
Joke over![/size]

What text speak filter would that be then?

OK then ..... looking at the words before I spaketh them.
m8 (I'm too gay and stupid to spell mate)
r (Pirate or Farmer slang for are)
etc
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Andy B on 15 February 2009, 21:42:37
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T

Well done .....  ;) you spotted my mistake  ;D
before S
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Andy B on 15 February 2009, 21:45:40
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[size=14]Can the powers that be turn this stupid bloody 't xt speak' filter off?  >:(
http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1234569901
HTF are you supposed to give a year letter if it's the one that comes after S?
Joke over![/size]

What text speak filter would that be then?

OK then ..... looking at the words before I spaketh them.
m8 (I'm too gay and stupid to spell mate) (I'm too gay and stupid to spell mate)
r (Pirate or Farmer slang for are)
etc

ur
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: TheBoy on 15 February 2009, 21:48:02
r r r r r r r r r r
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Andy B on 15 February 2009, 21:54:30
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r r r r r r r r r r
R
Thank you Jamie. :y
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Vamps on 15 February 2009, 21:59:29
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r r r r r r r r r r
R
Thank you Jamie. :y


 ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Martin_1962 on 15 February 2009, 22:07:19
At least no one is talking about the BR 100mph coil sprung fabricated bogie, (as opposed to the cast one).

You often see references then they wonder what you are on about when you chat about them.

Then they mumble about text speak what ever that is.
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Debs. on 15 February 2009, 22:08:33
Just tried posting the phrase unserviceable (using the correct abbreviation):
u (as YOU is too hard to spell for me) (as YOU is too hard to spell for me) (as YOU is too hard to spell for me)/S

 :-[... :-?... :(... >:(
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Auto Addict on 15 February 2009, 22:09:05
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At least no one is talking about the BR 100mph coil sprung fabricated bogie, (as opposed to the cast one).

You often see references then they wonder what you are on about when you chat about them.

Then they mumble about text speak what ever that is.

Don't lower the tone of the thread ;D
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Vamps on 15 February 2009, 22:11:51
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Just tried posting the phrase unserviceable (using the correct abbreviation):
u (as YOU is too hard to spell for me) (as YOU is too hard to spell for me) (as YOU is too hard to spell for me) (as YOU is too hard to spell for me)/S

 :-[... :-?... :(... >:(

 :o Just tried that in the test section and worked fine. US must be a woman thing :D :D :D
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Bandit127 on 15 February 2009, 22:15:11
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Just tried posting the phrase unserviceable (using the correct abbreviation):
u (as YOU is too hard to spell for me) (as YOU is too hard to spell for me) (as YOU is too hard to spell for me) (as YOU is too hard to spell for me) (as YOU is too hard to spell for me)/S

 :-[... :-?... :(... >:(
Clearly you made a mistake in your assumption of the abbreviation for unserviceable there Debs.

The correct one is...


breaked. :) ;D :o :y

Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Debs. on 15 February 2009, 22:17:33
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Just tried posting the phrase unserviceable (using the correct abbreviation):
u (as YOU is too hard to spell for me) (as YOU is too hard to spell for me) (as YOU is too hard to spell for me) (as YOU is too hard to spell for me) (as YOU is too hard to spell for me) (as YOU is too hard to spell for me)/S

 :-[... :-?... :(... >:(
Clearly you made a mistake in your assumption of the abbreviation for unserviceable there Debs.

The correct one is...


breaked. :) ;D :o :y

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Turk on 16 February 2009, 00:29:50
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Just thought I'd try out TB's new word filter as it's had me rolling about with laughter ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

m8 (I'm too gay and stupid to spell mate) (I'm too gay and stupid to spell mate)
u (as YOU is too hard to spell for me) (as YOU is too hard to spell for me)
l8 (Late is a word that is beyond my spelling age) (Late is a word that is beyond my spelling age)
l8r (later spelt wrong because I only type with my thumb) (later spelt wrong because I only type with my thumb)
r

Can't think of any more as I hate text speak ::) ::) :y :y

t x t
l 8
l 8 r
m 8

methinks there may be a flaw with the "t x t  s p k" word filter.  


Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: SheWhoMustNotBeOUTBID on 16 February 2009, 00:36:24
wonder how long its going to be before folks start complaining about all the repetitive comments inserted because us dafty's keep typing u (as YOU is too hard to spell for me) and u (as YOU is too hard to spell for me) and u (as YOU is too hard to spell for me)

Post count at this moment in time is 443 soon to sink to zero I imagine lol
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Turk on 16 February 2009, 00:40:36
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wonder how long its going to be before folks start complaining about all the repetitive comments inserted because us dafty's keep typing u (as YOU is too hard to spell for me) (as YOU is too hard to spell for me) and u (as YOU is too hard to spell for me) (as YOU is too hard to spell for me) and u (as YOU is too hard to spell for me) (as YOU is too hard to spell for me)

Post count at this moment in time is 443 soon to sink to zero I imagine lol


I noticed that too. It gets longer each time a "quote" is used. Some fine tuning is in order.
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: JueV6 on 16 February 2009, 01:15:36
tia
imho
pmsl
rofl
:P


they all work
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Andy B on 16 February 2009, 04:54:56
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wonder  .....because us dafty's keep typing  .....

and there's the problem trying to be solved.  :-X
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: TheBoy on 16 February 2009, 08:30:41
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tia
imho
pmsl
rofl
:P


they all work
We're an internet forum, it would be harsh to disable forum shorthand - most of these being in the post that describes them.  We are NOT a rather phone company (jeez, I sounded justy like that pillock from BT then).
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Richie London on 16 February 2009, 09:47:46
some great tips on correct  grammer for forums, its helped me a great deal.
http://www.guidenet.net/resources/self-abuser.html
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: SheWhoMustNotBeOUTBID on 16 February 2009, 10:31:09
I shall make sure to use it in future  :P
Title: Re: TB's new word filter
Post by: Andy B on 16 February 2009, 10:40:31
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some great tips on correct  grammer for forums, its helped me a great deal.
http://www.guidenet.net/resources/self-abuser.html

Excellent!