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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Gaffers on 24 February 2009, 16:52:30
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to
me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something
else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf -
always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I
arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily
snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I
was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a
toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might
as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Moral to this story:
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and
the other is the husband.
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;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;)
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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remind me not to try that ;D
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Will try and remember that if I
am ever daft enough to get married. ;D ;D
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:y
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Will try and remember that if I am ever daft enough to get married. ;D ;D
i wouldnt
marrage = the end of a perfectly good sex life
Doug