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Title: A poem...
Post by: STMO123 on 24 February 2009, 21:07:13
...for anyone affected by the credit crunch:

A horny young lad called Dave
Dug up a prostitutes grave
She was mouldy and shitty
With only one titty
But think of the money he saved

Boom boom.
Title: Re: A poem...
Post by: nick v6 on 24 February 2009, 21:11:10
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: mantagte on 24 February 2009, 21:12:16
 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 24 February 2009, 21:16:02
very good ;D ;D ;D

what about this one.....

Old mother hubbard, went to her cupboard
to give her poor doggy a bone,
When she bent over, Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own...

 :D ;D
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Post by: nick v6 on 24 February 2009, 21:17:36
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very good ;D ;D ;D

what about this one.....

Old mother hubbard, went to her cupboard
to give her poor doggy a bone,
When she bent over, Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own...

 :D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

mary had a little lamb
she kept it in a bucket
every time the dog got out
the dog tried to .................
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Post by: RobG on 24 February 2009, 21:18:52
There was a young nun from Madras
Who sat with a monk on the grass
She lifted his frock
And tickled his c*ck
`Till it foamed like a bottle of Bass
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Post by: albitz on 24 February 2009, 21:20:02
There was a young lady from Ealing
Who had the most wonderful feeling
she laid on her back
And opened her c***k
And p1$$ed all over the ceiling  :)
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 24 February 2009, 21:24:52
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There was a young lady from Ealing
Who had the most wonderful feeling
she laid on her back
And opened her c***k
And p1$$ed all over the ceiling  :)

I know what film you have being watching  ;D ;D
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Post by: albitz on 24 February 2009, 21:26:15
dunno what you mean ::) :P ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 24 February 2009, 21:26:34
There was a young woman from Church Lawton,
Who had one big tit and one shorten,
To make up for that she had a big tw*t,
and farted like a 500 Norton.

 ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 24 February 2009, 21:27:56
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dunno what you mean ::) :P ;D

Chick flick watcher,  Chick flick watcher, Chick flick watcher, Chick flick watcher, Chick flick watcher, Chick flick watcher  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: albitz on 24 February 2009, 21:28:53
I would imagine that all the female members have just logged out. ::)
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Post by: albitz on 24 February 2009, 21:30:28
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dunno what you mean ::) :P ;D

Chick flick watcher,  Chick flick watcher, Chick flick watcher, Chick flick watcher, Chick flick watcher, Chick flick watcher  ;D ;D ;D
Dunno what a chick flick is mate,I,m naive me. :D :P ;D
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Post by: stuart30 on 24 February 2009, 21:32:19
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There was a young lady from Ealing
Who had the most wonderful feeling
she laid on her back
And opened her c***k
And p1$$ed all over the ceiling  :)

Ummm lady with a thingy.....wasnt from the philippines was she..lol
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Post by: albitz on 24 February 2009, 21:34:12
5 letter word,rhymes with back. ;)
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 24 February 2009, 21:35:04
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5 letter word,rhymes with back. ;)

Slack?
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 24 February 2009, 21:35:23
Flack?
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Post by: stuart30 on 24 February 2009, 21:35:42
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5 letter word,rhymes with back. ;)

Slack?

Black
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 24 February 2009, 21:35:46
Smack?
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 24 February 2009, 21:36:15
Track?
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Post by: stuart30 on 24 February 2009, 21:36:33
snack
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Post by: albitz on 24 February 2009, 21:37:33
FFS!! ...........join the -rac- ;) ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 24 February 2009, 21:40:26
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FFS!! ...........join the -rac- ;) ;D


None of that sounds like Back! :P
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Post by: albitz on 24 February 2009, 21:42:27
C.................................rac.......................................k
 ::) ::) :D ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 24 February 2009, 21:44:40
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C.................................rac.......................................k
 ::) ::) :D ;D


??????????????
You are beginning to sound like Manuel ;D
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Post by: albitz on 24 February 2009, 21:51:06
que ? :D ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 24 February 2009, 21:58:47
"I speak Englisshh, I learn it from a boook"  ;D
Title: Re: A poem...
Post by: albitz on 24 February 2009, 22:06:46
were some of the pages missing? :P ;D