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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: MaxV6 on 20 January 2007, 19:59:20
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In one of those moments of hatred caused by idiocy... I created an alternative name for bellinger's (abingdon) parts dept.......
Bellenders....
this prompted me, quite naturally, to consider other Vx dealers and their possible alternative monikers....
So far I've got (just the ones i've used in the past that annoyed me... the good one's i've left out... )
Bellingers (Abingdon & Wantage) = Bell Enders.
Davenport Vernons (years ago in Wycombe) = Haven't Part Vermin.
Lookers (Chester) = Fookers
Hartwells vx (Kidlington) = Fartsmells or Part-hells
Slaters (Abergele-Colwyn Bay) = it's late arse
Bangor Garage (Aberystwyth) = Bangers Cabbage
Drive Bristol (Bristol) = Drove Mental.
N & G Dickens ( Wrexham) = NRG Dickheads
anyone else got some??
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In one of those moments of hatred caused by idiocy... I created an alternative name for bellinger's (abingdon) parts dept.......
Bellenders....
this prompted me, quite naturally, to consider other Vx dealers and their possible alternative monikers....
So far I've got (just the ones i've used in the past that annoyed me... the good one's i've left out... )
Bellingers (Abingdon & Wantage) = Bell Enders.
Davenport Vernons (years ago in Wycombe) = Haven't Part Vermin.
Lookers (Chester) = Fookers
Hartwells vx (Kidlington) = Fartsmells or Part-hells
Slaters (Abergele-Colwyn Bay) = it's late arse
Bangor Garage (Aberystwyth) = Bangers Cabbage
Drive Bristol (Bristol) = Drove Mental.
N & G Dickens ( Wrexham) = NRG Dickheads
anyone else got some??
Evans Halshaw/Crownhill Vauxhall at Milton Keynes = Incompetent idiots.
Sorry, doesn't sound as good as yours, but even thinking of them makes me angry >:( >:(
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Bar stewardess censor-bots....
how about
"Mini-vans & Offshore, Brown fill"
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I don;t often do "Polite" but... in deference to your more sensitive users... I edited it...
I just wanted to test my old favourite censor defeating technique... in case i have to really express severe displeasure graphically at any point ;)
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Bastard censor-bots....
Modified my post to be far more polite.... ;)
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Dobies of Carlisle - Doodies or Dweebies ::)
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Bastard censor-bots....
Modified my post to be far more polite.... ;)
Still wary of LB66? ;D ;D ;D ;D
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i really cant comment, simply because i am not poetic and dont want to start swearing - i`ve posted elsewhere about thie farce that is my local dealer.
Evans Halshaw. Full stop. Nuff Said. >:(
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Bastard censor-bots....
Modified my post to be far more polite.... ;)
Still wary of LB66? ;D ;D ;D ;D
yup.... ;D
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Well, a certain EH in MK has gone by a number of names over the years, the one that has always stuck was the name given to them when they were called Cowley and Wilson ....
Cowboy and Wheelspin will always be their name in MK!
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In one of those moments of hatred caused by idiocy... I created an alternative name for bellinger's (abingdon) parts dept.......
Bellenders....
this prompted me, quite naturally, to consider other Vx dealers and their possible alternative monikers....
So far I've got (just the ones i've used in the past that annoyed me... the good one's i've left out... )
Bellingers (Abingdon & Wantage) = Bell Enders.
Davenport Vernons (years ago in Wycombe) = Haven't Part Vermin.
Lookers (Chester) = Fookers
Hartwells vx (Kidlington) = Fartsmells or Part-hells
Slaters (Abergele-Colwyn Bay) = it's late arse
Bangor Garage (Aberystwyth) = Bangers Cabbage
Drive Bristol (Bristol) = Drove Mental.
N & G Dickens ( Wrexham) = NRG Dickheads
anyone else got some??
That made me giggle ;D
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Lookers - still looking.......