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Title: joke, not meant to offend anyone
Post by: Richie London on 28 February 2009, 18:25:59

A man asks his barber whats the best way to treat baldness? He replies "best thing i have found is female love juice" he says. "but your a lot balder than i am" says the gentleman. "thats true" says the barber. "but you've got to admit ive got a rather crackin moustache" says the barber.  ::)

Title: Re: joke
Post by: Richie London on 28 February 2009, 18:27:24

how do you know when a pakistani has grown up??. his nappy moves from his rse to his head.  ::)

Title: Re: joke, not meant to offend anyone
Post by: HolyCount on 28 February 2009, 18:31:05

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A man asks his barber whats the best way to treat baldness? He replies "best thing i have found is female love juice" he says. "but your a lot balder than i am" says the gentleman. "thats true" says the barber. "but you've got to admit ive got a rather crackin moustache" says the barber.  ::)

No comment  :D ;)

Title: Re: joke, not meant to offend anyone
Post by: mantagte on 28 February 2009, 19:22:49

 :D ;D ;D

Title: Re: joke, not meant to offend anyone
Post by: Del Boy on 28 February 2009, 19:46:46

Lol ;D ;D

Title: Re: joke, not meant to offend anyone
Post by: waspy on 28 February 2009, 19:56:50

Good ones ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: joke, not meant to offend anyone
Post by: AndyVXR300 on 28 February 2009, 20:01:44

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: joke, not meant to offend anyone
Post by: nick v6 on 28 February 2009, 20:03:15

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: joke, not meant to offend anyone
Post by: Proz on 28 February 2009, 20:04:22

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: joke, not meant to offend anyone
Post by: dad1uk on 28 February 2009, 20:09:09

Great jokes, but slightly dodgy territory, but I think we're all adults.... :-/

Title: Re: joke, not meant to offend anyone
Post by: Vamps on 28 February 2009, 20:14:00

I particulalry liked the one I am not supposed to find funny, but  be offended by :(     :y :y :y

Title: Re: joke, not meant to offend anyone
Post by: amigov6 on 28 February 2009, 22:18:54

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A man asks his barber whats the best way to treat baldness? He replies "best thing i have found is female love juice" he says. "but your a lot balder than i am" says the gentleman. "thats true" says the barber. "but you've got to admit ive got a rather crackin moustache" says the barber.  ::)

L9 MUF!!!!! :D :P

Title: Re: joke, not meant to offend anyone
Post by: r1 on 28 February 2009, 22:32:11

 :y :y

Title: Re: joke, not meant to offend anyone
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 28 February 2009, 22:33:14

 ::) ;D :y

Title: Re: joke, not meant to offend anyone
Post by: Omega man 2 on 28 February 2009, 22:34:06

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: joke, not meant to offend anyone
Post by: Richie London on 01 March 2009, 06:55:59

i cant remember putting these up last night. and for some reason ive got the shakes this morning and i feel like death warmed up. what time does the pub open today???  ::)

Title: Re: joke, not meant to offend anyone
Post by: Gaffers on 01 March 2009, 09:41:07

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i cant remember putting these up last night. and for some reason ive got the shakes this morning and i feel like death warmed up. what time does the pub open today???  ::)

We must be part of the same club then.  I was round a neighbours last night and got force fed John Smiths until 2am.  I think I went through about 12 cans  :-[