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Title: This evenings first joke
Post by: VX1 on 06 March 2009, 17:59:48

Not to be directed at anyone but here goes................

Home truth !!!!

The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length
looking for a seat, but the only seat 'available' was taken by a well dressed,
middle-aged, French woman's poodle.
  
The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'
  
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular
'Americans are so rude.  My little Fifi is using that seat.'
 
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was
under that dog.
  
'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.'
  
She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'
  
This time the Marine didn't' t say a word; he just picked up the
dog, tossed it out of the train window, and sat down.
 
The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honor!   This American
should be put in his place!'
 
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans seem
to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.   You hold the fork in the
wrong hand.   You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road.
 
And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out of the window.

Title: Re: This evenings first joke
Post by: Vamps on 06 March 2009, 18:12:53

Love it.......... ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: This evenings first joke
Post by: Welung666 on 06 March 2009, 18:16:29

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: This evenings first joke
Post by: nick v6 on 06 March 2009, 18:50:22

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: This evenings first joke
Post by: stuthespread on 06 March 2009, 18:57:25

nice one [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

Title: Re: This evenings first joke
Post by: Proz on 06 March 2009, 20:20:36

Very good  ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: This evenings first joke
Post by: Debs. on 06 March 2009, 20:46:57

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: This evenings first joke
Post by: mantagte on 06 March 2009, 21:35:05

i just sprayed tea all over my monitor that is excellent ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: This evenings first joke
Post by: sidewaysmv6 on 06 March 2009, 21:41:52

well done!!!

Title: Re: This evenings first joke
Post by: Richie London on 06 March 2009, 21:44:12

nice one  :y :y :y

Title: Re: This evenings first joke
Post by: VX1 on 07 March 2009, 08:52:58

Got to admit I did chuckle at that one, got that sent to me from a friend.

Paul :y