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Title: What do you want on your headstone.....
Post by: HolyCount on 20 March 2009, 20:55:51
I fancy the one penned by Spike Milligan:

"See .. I told you I was ill "
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Post by: Debs. on 20 March 2009, 20:58:34
She didn`t harm anyone and tried her best!
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Post by: miggcddave on 20 March 2009, 21:01:01
now try and get your council tax  :o
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Post by: unlucky alf on 20 March 2009, 21:06:11
brrr!, its bloody cold & dark down here! :)
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Post by: Big Bri on 20 March 2009, 21:11:27
'At least I don't have to get up in the morning :D ;D :y
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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 20 March 2009, 21:16:39
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'At least I don't have to get up in the morning :D ;D :y

 :y

yeah.. will never be late for anything again ;D :y
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Post by: Proz on 20 March 2009, 21:23:16
Ahhh ... peace and quiet at last   :y
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Post by: VXL V6 on 20 March 2009, 21:41:13
19 Crank sensor failure
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Post by: hotel21 on 20 March 2009, 21:42:28
He made a difference.  The world is a worse place for his not being here.
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Post by: Omega man 2 on 20 March 2009, 21:43:23
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19 Crank sensor failure

Very appropriate ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Proz on 20 March 2009, 21:46:15
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19 Crank sensor failure


 ;D ;D ;D ;D   brilliant .... :y
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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 20 March 2009, 21:56:54
Although ripped off from a certain comedy show I do like.

Here Lies Marks DTm Calib......and hes bloody annoyed!
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Post by: STMO123 on 20 March 2009, 22:17:53
He was a miserable old tw*t. Glad to see the back of him.
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Post by: HolyCount on 20 March 2009, 22:40:44
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now try and get your council tax  :o

 ;D ;D  I like that one  ;D ;D
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Post by: mantagte on 20 March 2009, 22:52:26
due in 50 years  time
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Post by: webby23 on 20 March 2009, 23:12:44
Beloved second husband of Cheryl Tweedy.......Died a very knackered but very happy man........

 :D
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Post by: Plomien on 20 March 2009, 23:31:35
He spontaneously combusted in a cloud of hamsters

(it comes from a conversation in work)
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Post by: stuart30 on 21 March 2009, 00:09:16
""I tried telling  him he WASNT insured"" ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 21 March 2009, 00:10:57
Here Lies Brad Pitts better looking Brother..  ;)
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Post by: dieseldean on 21 March 2009, 00:17:39
more alive now dead :D
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Post by: Kevin Wood on 21 March 2009, 00:40:07
Hunter. S. Thompson had it about right:

That is the Curse of Speed which has plagued me all my life. I am a slave to it. On my tombstone they will carve, "IT NEVER GOT FAST ENOUGH FOR ME."

Kevin
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Post by: Turk on 21 March 2009, 01:14:22
[size=12]"So what was that all about ?"[/size][/font]
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Post by: mars on 21 March 2009, 08:24:12
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He was a miserable old tw*t. Glad to see the back of him.

 ;D ;D :y
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Post by: Welung666 on 21 March 2009, 11:08:50
"Do not open until 2050" or "Best before 1980"
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Post by: AllanGlasgow on 21 March 2009, 11:45:49
Here lies Santa Claus...
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Post by: Welung666 on 21 March 2009, 12:21:18
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Here lies Santa Claus...

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/449483_21b0b56836.jpg)
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Post by: Richie London on 21 March 2009, 12:40:13
this woman had the right idea
 http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2007/ExpiredParking.htm
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 21 March 2009, 13:20:54
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this woman had the right idea
 http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2007/ExpiredParking.htm


That is brilliant! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 21 March 2009, 13:22:31
I rather fancy:

"You are too late to see me now!"
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Post by: Pitchfork on 21 March 2009, 13:50:59
"Back soon!"
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Post by: Varche on 21 March 2009, 14:19:17
headstone?

Nope, I will just be burned and then they can toss my ashes in an olive grove or in the front seat of the knackered,abandoned '97 Omega that even the scrapman didn't want.

El Varche
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Post by: sir moanalot on 21 March 2009, 15:04:36
here lies a nice guy but -F.F.S dont put a chav next to me as a neighbour............ ;)
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Post by: HolyCount on 21 March 2009, 15:39:35
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Beloved second husband of Cheryl Tweedy.......Died a very knackered but very happy man........

 :D

Or ..... "Eternal Optimist" !
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Post by: HolyCount on 21 March 2009, 15:41:32
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this woman had the right idea
 http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2007/ExpiredParking.htm


Fancy dying on your birthday though -- what a party killer !!!!!
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Post by: Bacon Butty Man on 21 March 2009, 16:12:09
i will go bump in the night!!