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Title: Todays rib tickler
Post by: djm1964 on 24 March 2009, 19:25:47

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.
  
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
  
'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
  
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'
  
It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'
  
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
  
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'
  
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'
  
'rather jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'

Title: Re: Todays rib tickler
Post by: Andyb on 24 March 2009, 19:30:11

fantastic  :y :y :y :y :y :y :y

Title: Re: Todays rib tickler
Post by: mars on 24 March 2009, 19:35:41

 ;D ;D :y

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Post by: jerry on 24 March 2009, 19:38:43

very good!! ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 24 March 2009, 19:39:14

Brilliant!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 24 March 2009, 19:52:43

 ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: waspy on 24 March 2009, 20:51:44

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: chrisl_1960 on 24 March 2009, 21:13:36

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Vamps on 24 March 2009, 21:15:39

LOL  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: a wee joke
Post by: cam2502 on 25 March 2009, 13:09:56

Paddy and Murphy come across a girl whose bike has a flat tyre. Murphy leaves Paddy to help her and goes on his way. A few minutes later Paddy passes Murphy on the girls bike. "what the break happened?" asks Murphy.
"well i fixed her bike and be jaysus she takes her knickers off,lies on the ground and says,take what you want big boy!  so i took the bike"
" aye good on ye" says Murphy. " im sure the knickers wouldnt fit ye anyway"

Title: Re: Todays rib tickler
Post by: Big Bri on 25 March 2009, 13:12:43

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Title: Re: Todays rib tickler
Post by: mantagte on 25 March 2009, 13:15:30

 ;D ;D ;Dvery good ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Todays rib tickler
Post by: Proz on 25 March 2009, 14:16:48

 ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Todays rib tickler
Post by: LaserLance on 25 March 2009, 17:02:51

Both very good .....nice one  :y :y :y :y :y :y