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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Mr Skrunts on 23 March 2009, 22:07:28
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Why do we refer to cars as "Her"?
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Why do we end internet conversations witth "Will see you tomorrow". When it is actually unlickly that we will ever meet that person.
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because its something youd like to trade in after so many years probably :D :D
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think it's sexual.rather get into a her than a him ;)
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think it's sexual.rather get into a her than a him ;)
well put! :)
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Why do we end conversation with "Catch you later" FFS, imagine trying to catch someone even weighing in at just 8 stone in weight. ;D ;D
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Why do we end internet conversations witth "Will see you tomorrow". When it is actually unlickly that we will ever meet that person.
We don't, think it is a south Yokshire thing, duck...... ;D ;D ;D
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and of course,what came first,the chicken or the egg...
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What seeds were used for seedless grapes?
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If we all stopped voting, would the politicians go away?
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the hamster drivin my brain is overheating...
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Why can't you tickle yourself (but others can) ?
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Why are there no size "B" batteries ?
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and of course,what came first,the chicken or the egg...
Sorry, but that is easy, it has to be the egg. There can be no argument on that ;D
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and the egg came from??? :-?
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and of course,what came first,the chicken or the egg...
Sorry, but that is easy, it has to be the egg. There can be no argument on that ;D
So what laid it? ::)
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What else do "part time traffic lights" do ?
Why is there only one monopolys commission ??
Are part time orchestra's lead by semi-conductors ?
Whats another word for synonym ?
Is a fly with no wings called a "walk" ??
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and the egg came from??? :-?
The eggs may have been mutated by some outside source. Of course what creature laid the eggs is another question altogether. ;D
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why is abbreviation such a long word
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If superman can't be hurt by bullets, why does he duck when they throw the gun?
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why do ships have cargo but lorries have shipments??
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What is the speed of Dark ?
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What else do "part time traffic lights" do ?
Why is there only one monopolys commission ??
Are part time orchestra's lead by semi-conductors ?
Whats another word for synonym ?
Is a fly with no wings called a "walk" ??
As a small child I used to pull the wings off flies, pretty disgusting to think of it now, but it seemed fun at the time. :-[
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Why do people remember where they were when someone famous was killed ? (Do they have to prove an alibi?)
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Does condensed milk comes from smaller cows ?
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ?
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is V,D really anything to CLAP about??
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Does condensed milk comes from smaller cows ?
And how come the tins are always full?????
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Does condensed milk comes from smaller cows ?
Obviously ! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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What else do "part time traffic lights" do ?
Why is there only one monopolys commission ??
Are part time orchestra's lead by semi-conductors ?
Whats another word for synonym ?
Is a fly with no wings called a "walk" ??
Methinks they have the monopoly on monopolies...
;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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What does an occasional table do when it's not a table?
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All these questions are making my brain ache......Duuurrrrr ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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All these questions are making my brain ache......Duuurrrrr ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Dont read the thread then. ;D ;D ;D
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Who first looked at a cow and thought, "I'll squeeze those and drink whatever comes out" ..... Thannk the lord he wasn't looking at a Bull :o
Come to think of it -- going back to the chicken and egg .... Who thought, "That's just dropped out of that birds *ss --- I think I will eat it"
Probably the same bloke !!!!!
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can flies fly upside down ? if not how do they land on a ceiling ;D
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can flies fly upside down ? if not how do they land on a ceiling ;D
Ah, now -- I know this one ..... they fly straight with the ceiling above their heads. stick up front arms and grab the ceiling firmly. The momentum swings their *rse end under their bodies and they end up with all feet on the ceiling, but facing the other way !!!!
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can flies fly upside down ? if not how do they land on a ceiling ;D
Ah, now -- I know this one ..... they fly straight with the ceiling above their heads. stick up front arms and grab the ceiling firmly. The momentum swings their *rse end under their bodies and they end up with all feet on the ceiling, but facing the other way !!!!
SMART ARSE LOL
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If we put animals "to sleep"why can't you wake them up?
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Why do we refer to cars as "Her"?
Well my Mr's calls her Corsa a boy!
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Why do they sterilise the needle before the lethal injection?
If you choke a smurf what colour does it go?
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can flies fly upside down ? if not how do they land on a ceiling ;D
Ah, now -- I know this one ..... they fly straight with the ceiling above their heads. stick up front arms and grab the ceiling firmly. The momentum swings their *rse end under their bodies and they end up with all feet on the ceiling, but facing the other way !!!!
They don't have a handbrake? :D
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why does the glue not stick to the inside of a superglue tube?
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why does your nose run and your feet smell?
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Why do Nipples get hard in the cold, but willy's shrivel up
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Why is it called a Blow Job when it is not actually that?
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Why is it called a Blow Job when it is not actually that?
Do you really want to know ????
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Why is it called a Blow Job when it is not actually that?
Do you really want to know ????
Yeah......
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Why is it called a Blow Job when it is not actually that?
Do you really want to know ????
Yeah......
When the skin is wet it is very sensitive to temperature changes --- so, once the (not so) little guy gets a soaking, blowing across the head is ( I am told) pleasurable, especially when countered by the all enveloping warmth when the operation is reversed ::)
Not so much "blowing hot and cold", but more "blowing cold, sucking hot" :)
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I created a spread sheet for a lady in Cambridgeshire, she offered me a sort of payment as a thankyou, but her description was different to yours. ::)
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I created a spread sheet for a lady in Cambridgeshire, she offered me a sort of payment as a thankyou, but her description was different to yours. ::)
Probably a lot more enticing ;)
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Thought I could find out what one was on youtube.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUhL5XxAfbI&feature=related[/media]
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and of course,what came first,the chicken or the egg...
Sorry, but that is easy, it has to be the egg. There can be no argument on that ;D
If thats the case what layed the egg? :D
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I am still confused as to what a blow job is.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztdb8QPVoZE&feature=related[/media]