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Title: Daft Question Time?
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 23 March 2009, 22:07:28
Why do we refer to cars as "Her"?
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 23 March 2009, 22:08:45
Why do we end internet conversations witth "Will see you tomorrow".  When it is actually unlickly that we will ever meet that person.
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Post by: unlucky alf on 23 March 2009, 22:08:54
because its something youd like to trade in after so many years probably :D :D
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Post by: gsdtrainer on 23 March 2009, 22:09:32
think it's sexual.rather get into a her than a him ;)
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Post by: sidewaysmv6 on 23 March 2009, 22:10:09
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think it's sexual.rather get into a her than a him ;)
well put! :)
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 23 March 2009, 22:11:11
Why do we end conversation with  "Catch you later"  FFS, imagine trying to catch someone even weighing in at just 8 stone in weight. ;D ;D
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 23 March 2009, 22:14:00

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Post by: Vamps on 23 March 2009, 22:14:39
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Why do we end internet conversations witth "Will see you tomorrow".  When it is actually unlickly that we will ever meet that person.


We don't, think it is a south Yokshire thing, duck...... ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: sidewaysmv6 on 23 March 2009, 22:14:58
and of course,what came first,the chicken or the egg...
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 23 March 2009, 22:15:15

What seeds were used for seedless grapes?
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 23 March 2009, 22:15:51

If we all stopped voting, would the politicians go away?
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Post by: sidewaysmv6 on 23 March 2009, 22:16:23
the hamster drivin my brain is overheating...
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 23 March 2009, 22:18:57
Why can't you tickle yourself (but others can) ?
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 23 March 2009, 22:20:43
Why are there no size "B" batteries ?
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Post by: mantahatch on 23 March 2009, 22:21:53
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and of course,what came first,the chicken or the egg...


Sorry, but that is easy, it has to be the egg. There can be no argument on that  ;D
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Post by: sidewaysmv6 on 23 March 2009, 22:23:59
and the egg came from??? :-?
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 23 March 2009, 22:26:07
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and of course,what came first,the chicken or the egg...


Sorry, but that is easy, it has to be the egg. There can be no argument on that  ;D

So what laid it? ::)
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Post by: Entwood on 23 March 2009, 22:27:29
What else do "part time traffic lights" do ?

Why is there only one monopolys commission ??

Are part time orchestra's lead by semi-conductors ?

Whats another word for synonym ?

Is a fly with no wings called a "walk" ??
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Post by: mantahatch on 23 March 2009, 22:27:37
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and the egg came from??? :-?


The eggs may have been mutated by some outside source. Of course what creature laid the eggs is another question altogether.  ;D  
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Post by: gsdtrainer on 23 March 2009, 22:29:20
why is abbreviation such a long word
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 23 March 2009, 22:29:47
If superman can't be hurt by bullets, why does he duck when they throw the gun?
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Post by: unlucky alf on 23 March 2009, 22:30:04
why do ships have cargo but lorries have shipments??
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 23 March 2009, 22:30:57
What is the speed of Dark ?
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Post by: mantahatch on 23 March 2009, 22:31:04
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What else do "part time traffic lights" do ?

Why is there only one monopolys commission ??

Are part time orchestra's lead by semi-conductors ?

Whats another word for synonym ?

Is a fly with no wings called a "walk" ??


As a small child I used to pull the wings off flies, pretty disgusting to think of it now, but it seemed fun at the time.  :-[
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 23 March 2009, 22:31:50
Why do people remember where they were when someone famous was killed ? (Do they have to prove an alibi?)
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 23 March 2009, 22:32:29

Does condensed milk comes from smaller cows ?
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 23 March 2009, 22:33:23
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ?
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Post by: unlucky alf on 23 March 2009, 22:46:10
is V,D really anything to CLAP about??
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Post by: Welung666 on 24 March 2009, 05:51:46
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Does condensed milk comes from smaller cows ?

And how come the tins are always full?????
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Post by: dbug on 24 March 2009, 08:53:04
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Does condensed milk comes from smaller cows ?

Obviously !  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Post by: M0T0RVATE on 24 March 2009, 14:36:04
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What else do "part time traffic lights" do ?

Why is there only one monopolys commission ??

Are part time orchestra's lead by semi-conductors ?

Whats another word for synonym ?

Is a fly with no wings called a "walk" ??


Methinks they have the monopoly on monopolies...

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: Chris_H on 24 March 2009, 16:36:52
What does an occasional table do when it's not a table?
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Post by: LaserLance on 24 March 2009, 18:12:18
All these questions are making my brain ache......Duuurrrrr ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 24 March 2009, 18:16:38
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All these questions are making my brain ache......Duuurrrrr ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

Dont read the thread then.   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Daft Question Time?
Post by: HolyCount on 24 March 2009, 19:28:14
Who first looked at a cow and thought, "I'll squeeze those and drink whatever comes out"   ..... Thannk the lord he wasn't looking at a Bull  :o

Come to think of it -- going back to the chicken and egg .... Who thought, "That's just dropped out of that birds *ss --- I think I will eat it"

Probably the same bloke !!!!!
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Post by: djm1964 on 24 March 2009, 19:32:28
can flies fly upside down ?      if not how do they land on a ceiling  ;D
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Post by: HolyCount on 24 March 2009, 19:37:59
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can flies fly upside down ?      if not how do they land on a ceiling  ;D


Ah, now -- I know this one ..... they fly straight with the ceiling above their heads. stick up front arms and grab the ceiling firmly. The momentum swings their *rse end under their bodies and they end up with all feet on the ceiling, but facing the other way !!!!
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Post by: Andyb on 24 March 2009, 20:25:24
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can flies fly upside down ?      if not how do they land on a ceiling  ;D


Ah, now -- I know this one ..... they fly straight with the ceiling above their heads. stick up front arms and grab the ceiling firmly. The momentum swings their *rse end under their bodies and they end up with all feet on the ceiling, but facing the other way !!!!



SMART ARSE LOL
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Post by: redelitev6 on 24 March 2009, 21:23:27
If we put animals "to sleep"why can't you wake them up?
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Post by: Christian on 24 March 2009, 21:25:53
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Why do we refer to cars as "Her"?


Well my Mr's calls her Corsa  a boy!


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Post by: M16 on 25 March 2009, 07:20:02
Why do they sterilise the needle before the lethal injection?
If you choke a smurf what colour does it go?
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Post by: Chris_H on 25 March 2009, 10:14:42
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can flies fly upside down ?      if not how do they land on a ceiling  ;D


Ah, now -- I know this one ..... they fly straight with the ceiling above their heads. stick up front arms and grab the ceiling firmly. The momentum swings their *rse end under their bodies and they end up with all feet on the ceiling, but facing the other way !!!!

They don't have a handbrake? :D
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Post by: cam2502 on 25 March 2009, 12:48:45
why does the glue not stick to the inside of a superglue tube?

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Post by: cam2502 on 25 March 2009, 12:49:52
why does your nose run and your feet smell?
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 25 March 2009, 18:06:37
Why do Nipples get hard in the cold, but willy's shrivel up
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 26 March 2009, 21:01:25
Why is it called a Blow Job when it is not actually that?
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Post by: HolyCount on 26 March 2009, 22:38:52
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Why is it called a Blow Job when it is not actually that?

Do you really want to know ????
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 26 March 2009, 22:40:16
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Why is it called a Blow Job when it is not actually that?

Do you really want to know ????

Yeah......
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Post by: HolyCount on 26 March 2009, 22:48:37
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Why is it called a Blow Job when it is not actually that?

Do you really want to know ????

Yeah......


When the skin is wet it is very sensitive to temperature changes --- so, once the (not so) little guy gets a soaking, blowing across the head is ( I am told) pleasurable, especially when countered by the all enveloping warmth when the operation is reversed  ::)

Not so much "blowing hot and cold", but more "blowing cold, sucking hot"  :)
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 26 March 2009, 22:56:27
I created a spread sheet for a lady in Cambridgeshire, she offered me a sort of payment as a thankyou, but her description was different to yours. ::)
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Post by: HolyCount on 26 March 2009, 22:59:24
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I created a spread sheet for a lady in Cambridgeshire, she offered me a sort of payment as a thankyou, but her description was different to yours. ::)

Probably a lot more enticing  ;)
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 26 March 2009, 23:02:33
Thought I could find out what one was on youtube.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUhL5XxAfbI&feature=related[/media]
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Post by: kpassmore1974 on 27 March 2009, 00:04:30
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and of course,what came first,the chicken or the egg...


Sorry, but that is easy, it has to be the egg. There can be no argument on that  ;D


If thats the case what layed the egg? :D
Title: Re: Daft Question Time?
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 28 March 2009, 23:20:12
I am still confused as to what a blow job is.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztdb8QPVoZE&feature=related[/media]