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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: HolyCount on 02 April 2009, 16:11:20
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It did make me laugh .....
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre.
'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.
It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.
Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves..'
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, 'Well, how much does a brain cost?'
The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain.'
The moment turned awkward.. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked..
A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more?'
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains , because they've actually been used.'
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;D ;D ;D :y
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V. Good!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Nice one HC ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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That should keep the forum women happy HC........provided that their brains are large enough to understand the joke in the first place. ::) ::) ::) :y :y :y
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:o.... :-/.... :-[.... :(....>:(.... ;).... ;D
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;D ;D ;D They do get used "beer, women, sex, cars, bikes" :-X :D
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i will not hear anything bad said about women,,,,,,,,i think every man should OWN one ;D ;D ;D
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Behind every successful man........ is a suprised woman!!
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good joke that even the missed would find it amusing
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