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Title: Funny
Post by: AndyVXR300 on 07 April 2009, 19:39:57

Laugh your lungs out, this is really humorous *

 

Three men (Mandela, Jacob Zuma, Mbeki) were travelling in a plane and their plane crashed in a remote island.

 

The king of the tribe told them that they could live if they pass a trial.

 

The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get three pieces fruits - the best they could get. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

Mbeki came back and said to the king I brought three apples.

The king then explained the trial to him. You have to shove the fruit up your as* hole without any expression on your face or you'll be shot dead.

The first apple went in, but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

Mandela arrived and showed the king three berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be!

Easy 1......2.....and on the third berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

Mbeki and Mandela met in heaven. Mbeki asked, why did you laugh?

You

almost got away with it?

Mandela replied, I couldn't help it, I saw Jacob Zuma coming with 3 watermelons"

Title: Re: Funny
Post by: nick v6 on 07 April 2009, 19:43:32

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Funny
Post by: HolyCount on 07 April 2009, 19:50:22

 ;D ;D ;DGood one  :o ;D :D

Title: Re: Funny
Post by: cam2502 on 07 April 2009, 20:01:50

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Funny
Post by: The Barge Captain on 07 April 2009, 21:28:36

Oldie but slightly tarnished goldie

Title: Re: Funny
Post by: alexandjen on 07 April 2009, 21:33:16

 ;D ;DLMAO ;D ;D

Title: Re: Funny
Post by: Richie London on 07 April 2009, 21:43:18

excellent  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Funny
Post by: smoothomega on 07 April 2009, 21:50:49

very good, an oldie but a goldie  ;D :y

Title: Re: Funny
Post by: djm1964 on 07 April 2009, 21:54:26

now that is funny  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Funny
Post by: r1 on 07 April 2009, 23:13:09

 :y

Title: Re: Funny
Post by: MindlessJD on 07 April 2009, 23:14:18

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: Funny
Post by: Vamps on 07 April 2009, 23:27:50

May be old but worth a smile........ ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Funny
Post by: mantagte on 07 April 2009, 23:46:57

 ;D ;D ;Dexcellent