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Title: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Vamps on 17 April 2009, 00:19:16
And its all Loo-Knee's fault.
She got quite carried away talking to him on msn, she took over the laptop for a while ::) he didn't help by encouraging her :'( and he has cost me money :'(
Now she says she is going to join, tomorrow while at work and not tell me. might have to mind my P's and Q's for a wile and will be watching for newbies :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 17 April 2009, 00:21:15
Well Done Mrs. Vamps, you will be welcomed with open arms   :-* :-*:y
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 17 April 2009, 00:23:06
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And its all Loo-Knee's fault.
She got quite taken with him on msn, she took over the laptop for a while ::) as she really liked him, he didn't help by encouraging her :'( and he has cost me money :'(
Now she says she is going to join, tomorrow while at work and not tell me. might have to mind my P's and Q's for a wile and will be watching for newbies :'( :'( :'(

I did tell you I had an effect on women :y
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Vamps on 17 April 2009, 00:24:39
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Well Done Mrs. Vamps, you will be welcomed with open arms   :-* :-*:y

You know how to stir, almost as good as me..... :P :P :P I have a trophy for it, a wooden spoon :D :D :D
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 17 April 2009, 00:26:04
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Well Done Mrs. Vamps, you will be welcomed with open arms   :-* :-*:y

You know how to stir, almost as good as me..... :P :P :P I have a trophy for it, a wooden spoon :D :D :D

I have a Wooden Spade ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: albitz on 17 April 2009, 00:26:38
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And its all Loo-Knee's fault.She got quite carried away talking to him on msn, she took over the laptop for a while ::) he didn't help by encouraging her :'( and he has cost me money :'(
Now she says she is going to join, tomorrow while at work and not tell me. might have to mind my P's and Q's for a wile and will be watching for newbies :'( :'( :'(
The trouble that bloke causes Mike,you have my full sympathy. ::) :P ;D
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Vamps on 17 April 2009, 00:27:25
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And its all Loo-Knee's fault.
She got quite taken with him on msn, she took over the laptop for a while ::) as she really liked him, he didn't help by encouraging her :'( and he has cost me money :'(
Now she says she is going to join, tomorrow while at work and not tell me. might have to mind my P's and Q's for a wile and will be watching for newbies :'( :'( :'(

I did tell you I had an effect on women :y

Although you have changed the quote, you certainly had her and daughter laughing their socks off, at my expense.
 ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: CaptainZok on 17 April 2009, 00:29:30
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Well Done Mrs. Vamps, you will be welcomed with open arms   :-* :-*:y

You know how to stir, almost as good as me..... :P :P :P I have a trophy for it, a wooden spoon :D :D :D

I have a Wooden Spade ;D ;D ;D
And you worked for attended at the makers of some of the biggest s**t stirrers in the country.

(http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11247608/Jcb_804_Super_Excavator.jpg)
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 17 April 2009, 00:30:06
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And its all Loo-Knee's fault.
She got quite taken with him on msn, she took over the laptop for a while ::) as she really liked him, he didn't help by encouraging her :'( and he has cost me money :'(
Now she says she is going to join, tomorrow while at work and not tell me. might have to mind my P's and Q's for a wile and will be watching for newbies :'( :'( :'(

I did tell you I had an effect on women :y

Although you have changed the quote, you certainly had her and daughter laughing their socks off, at my expense.
 ::) ::) ::)

Vamps that really was not my Goal, honestly ;D
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 17 April 2009, 00:32:01
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And its all Loo-Knee's fault.She got quite carried away talking to him on msn, she took over the laptop for a while ::) he didn't help by encouraging her :'( and he has cost me money :'(
Now she says she is going to join, tomorrow while at work and not tell me. might have to mind my P's and Q's for a wile and will be watching for newbies :'( :'( :'(
The trouble that bloke Mike causes,you have my full sympathy Daz. ::) :P ;D

Cheers for that Albs, Glad someone else sees it too :-? ::) :P
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 17 April 2009, 00:33:05
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Well Done Mrs. Vamps, you will be welcomed with open arms   :-* :-*:y

You know how to stir, almost as good as me..... :P :P :P I have a trophy for it, a wooden spoon :D :D :D

I have a Wooden Spade ;D ;D ;D
And you worked for attended at the makers of some of the biggest s**t stirrers in the country.

(http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11247608/Jcb_804_Super_Excavator.jpg)

I don't know what you mean! I have never seen one of those in my life  ::)
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Vamps on 17 April 2009, 00:34:58
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Well Done Mrs. Vamps, you will be welcomed with open arms   :-* :-*:y

You know how to stir, almost as good as me..... :P :P :P I have a trophy for it, a wooden spoon :D :D :D

I have a Wooden Spade ;D ;D ;D
And you worked for attended at the makers of some of the biggest s**t stirrers in the country.

(http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11247608/Jcb_804_Super_Excavator.jpg)

I used to have a toy one on my desk at one time, used it as an excuse to get me out of trouble. Still find it difficult to know when to stop digging........... :D :D :D Never malicious or offensive knowingly. :y
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Vamps on 17 April 2009, 00:36:07
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And its all Loo-Knee's fault.She got quite carried away talking to him on msn, she took over the laptop for a while ::) he didn't help by encouraging her :'( and he has cost me money :'(
Now she says she is going to join, tomorrow while at work and not tell me. might have to mind my P's and Q's for a wile and will be watching for newbies :'( :'( :'(
The trouble that bloke causes Mike,you have my full sympathy. ::) :P ;D

When on form, he might have met his match.............. :y :y :y
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 17 April 2009, 00:38:02
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Well Done Mrs. Vamps, you will be welcomed with open arms   :-* :-*:y

You know how to stir, almost as good as me..... :P :P :P I have a trophy for it, a wooden spoon :D :D :D

I have a Wooden Spade ;D ;D ;D
And you worked for attended at the makers of some of the biggest s**t stirrers in the country.

(http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11247608/Jcb_804_Super_Excavator.jpg)

I used to have a toy one on my desk at one time, used it as an excuse to get me out of trouble. Still find it difficult to know when to stop digging........... :D :D :D Never malicious or offensive knowingly. :y

To me you are... and... and... its really unsetting  :'( :'( :'( :'( :D
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Vamps on 17 April 2009, 00:40:45
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Well Done Mrs. Vamps, you will be welcomed with open arms   :-* :-*:y

You know how to stir, almost as good as me..... :P :P :P I have a trophy for it, a wooden spoon :D :D :D

I have a Wooden Spade ;D ;D ;D
And you worked for attended at the makers of some of the biggest s**t stirrers in the country.

(http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11247608/Jcb_804_Super_Excavator.jpg)

I used to have a toy one on my desk at one time, used it as an excuse to get me out of trouble. Still find it difficult to know when to stop digging........... :D :D :D Never malicious or offensive knowingly. :y

To me you are... and... and... its really unsetting  :'( :'( :'( :'( :D
Good grief ::) don't say that or we will be shut down.... :D :D :D
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 17 April 2009, 00:42:16
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Well Done Mrs. Vamps, you will be welcomed with open arms   :-* :-*:y

You know how to stir, almost as good as me..... :P :P :P I have a trophy for it, a wooden spoon :D :D :D

I have a Wooden Spade ;D ;D ;D
And you worked for attended at the makers of some of the biggest s**t stirrers in the country.

(http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11247608/Jcb_804_Super_Excavator.jpg)

I used to have a toy one on my desk at one time, used it as an excuse to get me out of trouble. Still find it difficult to know when to stop digging........... :D :D :D Never malicious or offensive knowingly. :y

To me you are... and... and... its really unsetting  :'( :'( :'( :'( :D
Good grief ::) don't say that or we will be shut down.... :D :D :D

You started it, yet again trouble causer, oh and your side kick Albs... I'm going tell me Dad!!   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: CaptainZok on 17 April 2009, 00:49:56
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Well Done Mrs. Vamps, you will be welcomed with open arms   :-* :-*:y

You know how to stir, almost as good as me..... :P :P :P I have a trophy for it, a wooden spoon :D :D :D

I have a Wooden Spade ;D ;D ;D
And you worked for attended at the makers of some of the biggest s**t stirrers in the country.

(http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11247608/Jcb_804_Super_Excavator.jpg)

I don't know what you mean! I have never seen one of those in my life  ::)
Probably cos you spent so much time hiding in the khazi reading the paper. ;D
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: albitz on 17 April 2009, 00:58:32
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Well Done Mrs. Vamps, you will be welcomed with open arms   :-* :-*:y

You know how to stir, almost as good as me..... :P :P :P I have a trophy for it, a wooden spoon :D :D :D

I have a Wooden Spade ;D ;D ;D
And you worked for attended at the makers of some of the biggest s**t stirrers in the country.

(http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11247608/Jcb_804_Super_Excavator.jpg)

I used to have a toy one on my desk at one time, used it as an excuse to get me out of trouble. Still find it difficult to know when to stop digging........... :D :D :D Never malicious or offensive knowingly. :y

To me you are... and... and... its really unsetting  :'( :'( :'( :'( :D
Good grief ::) don't say that or we will be shut down.... :D :D :D

You started it, yet again trouble causer, oh and your side kick Albs... I'm going tell me Dad!!   ;D ;D ;D
Dont you have some Omegas to dismantle?might keep you out of mischief for a while. :P ;D
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 17 April 2009, 00:59:30
Oh very Drole :P

Don't you have some tickets to count ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: albitz on 17 April 2009, 01:02:07
sorry,youve lost me,its too late to wake the brain cell. :-/ ;)
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 17 April 2009, 01:03:16
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sorry,youve lost me,its too late to wake the brain cell. :-/ ;)

Well at least you have one more than your sidekick Mr. Vamps ;D
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Vamps on 17 April 2009, 01:07:23
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sorry,youve lost me,its too late to wake the brain cell. :-/ ;)

Well at least you have one more than your sidekick Mr. Vamps ;D

I have at least 3, but I am going to bed now, should have gone ages ago, your fault again ::) good job i am standing in for the manager tomorrow, means I can talk a load of crap, for a change. :y
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 17 April 2009, 01:09:32
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sorry,youve lost me,its too late to wake the brain cell. :-/ ;)

Well at least you have one more than your sidekick Mr. Vamps ;D

I have at least 3, but I am going to bed now, should have gone ages ago, your fault again ::) good job i am standing in for the manager tomorrow, means I can talk a load of crap, for a change. :y

Night mate, I will let you know what Mrs. Vamps and I chat about tomorrow  ;)
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Vamps on 17 April 2009, 01:10:20
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sorry,youve lost me,its too late to wake the brain cell. :-/ ;)

Well at least you have one more than your sidekick Mr. Vamps ;D

I have at least 3, but I am going to bed now, should have gone ages ago, your fault again ::) good job i am standing in for the manager tomorrow, means I can talk a load of crap, for a change. :y

Night mate, I will let you know what Mrs. Vamps and I chat about tomorrow  ;)

 :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 17 April 2009, 01:12:05
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sorry,youve lost me,its too late to wake the brain cell. :-/ ;)

Well at least you have one more than your sidekick Mr. Vamps ;D

I have at least 3, but I am going to bed now, should have gone ages ago, your fault again ::) good job i am standing in for the manager tomorrow, means I can talk a load of crap, for a change. :y

Night mate, I will let you know what Mrs. Vamps and I chat about tomorrow  ;)

 :-* :-* :-*
:P :P :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: zippo on 17 April 2009, 03:51:47
Sorry Mike i'm doing my best not to laugh  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 17 April 2009, 08:01:41
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And its all Loo-Knee's fault.
She got quite taken with him on msn, she took over the laptop for a while ::) as she really liked him, he didn't help by encouraging her :'( and he has cost me money :'(
Now she says she is going to join, tomorrow while at work and not tell me. might have to mind my P's and Q's for a wile and will be watching for newbies :'( :'( :'(

I did tell you I had an effect on women :y

Although you have changed the quote, you certainly had her and daughter laughing their socks off, at my expense.
 ::) ::) ::)

Vamps that really was not my Goal, honestly ;D


Maybe not Daz, but I would give you a medal for "Services to Women 2009" 8-) 8-) 8-) :D :D ;)

I cannot wait to welcome Mrs Vamps on board! ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 17 April 2009, 09:39:18
Lizzie, you would be suprised how many medals off women I have for servicing them  :D :D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 17 April 2009, 09:56:01
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Lizzie, you would be suprised how many medals off women I have for servicing them  :D :D ;D ;D ;D

Is that the full service Daz, or just a lick and a wipe over. ::)
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 17 April 2009, 09:57:34
Mrs Vamps on board.  Indeed , that will be fun. (Watching Mike squirm )  ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Richie London on 17 April 2009, 10:33:02
nice one vamps, great to see the missus is taking an interest in your social life, you must be well chuffed, so you wont be talking as much as you do now then i gather   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 17 April 2009, 10:38:40
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nice one vamps, great to see the missus is taking an interest in your social life, you must be well chuffed, so you wont be talking as much as you do now then i gather   ;D ;D ;D

Apparently he has been checking the posts he has made and decided to delete quite a view and they may have got him into trouble.  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 17 April 2009, 11:56:58
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Lizzie, you would be suprised how many medals off women I have for servicing them  :D :D ;D ;D ;D


Do you provide a national service?? :-? :-? :D :D :D :D ;)
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Richie London on 17 April 2009, 14:53:09
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nice one vamps, great to see the missus is taking an interest in your social life, you must be well chuffed, so you wont be talking as much as you do now then i gather   ;D ;D ;D

Apparently he has been checking the posts he has made and decided to delete quite a view and they may have got him into trouble.  ;D ;D ;D


thay'll take a few thousand off his post count then  ;D ;D
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 17 April 2009, 16:58:49
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Lizzie, you would be suprised how many medals off women I have for servicing them  :D :D ;D ;D ;D


Do you provide a national service?? :-? :-? :D :D :D :D ;)

I used to do  ;) but I am a Happily Married Man now!
I tell you I never had any complaints, but the amount of moans was out of this world  ;D
 
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 17 April 2009, 17:22:31
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Lizzie, you would be suprised how many medals off women I have for servicing them  :D :D ;D ;D ;D


Do you provide a national service?? :-? :-? :D :D :D :D ;)

I used to do  ;) but I am a Happily Married Man now!
I tell you I never had any complaints, but the amount of moans was out of this world  ;D
 


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Mrs. Vamps on 17 April 2009, 18:37:33
Yes Mike, and here I am my love :-*
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: TheBoy on 17 April 2009, 18:40:06
Mrs TB threatened to join - she said it would be the quickest way of telling me my dinner is ready ;D
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Mrs. Vamps on 17 April 2009, 18:42:15
Well Mike likes cooking, well trying ;D
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Post by: Welung666 on 17 April 2009, 18:43:20
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Yes Mike, and here I am my love :-*

Thats you neck deep in sh1te now Vamps ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 17 April 2009, 18:43:37
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Mrs TB threatened to join - she said it would be the quickest way of telling me my dinner is ready ;D

Would be nice to see all the Admins wives join the forum.


Edit:-  Post count 11037 :-X
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Mrs. Vamps on 17 April 2009, 18:52:16
Well us women are rather special, where would you boys be without us ;D
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Vamps on 17 April 2009, 18:58:49
I don't want to dissapoint you but unless you can post, and join, while siting playing on a ds, and whild I am sitting next to her this person is an IMPOSTER.......phew, :y :y :y  

If the posting time had been through the working day I may have fallen for it for longer :P :P :P
I did call her a name when I first saw this...... ::) :-[ :-X

So, my money is on Loo-Knee :D
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 17 April 2009, 19:00:41
Sorry I dont follow..
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Post by: Vamps on 17 April 2009, 19:20:42
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Sorry I dont follow..


Sorry, been to the door, a nice Man brought me beer :D :D

This is not swmbo, I think it is you or someone else who tried to tease me, it worked for a moment. :D
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 17 April 2009, 19:26:01
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Sorry I dont follow..


Sorry, been to the door, a nice Man brought me beer :D :D

This is not swmbo, I think it is you or someone else who tried to tease me, it worked for a moment. :D

Yeah right
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Post by: Vamps on 17 April 2009, 19:30:14
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Sorry I dont follow..


Sorry, been to the door, a nice Man brought me beer :D :D

This is not swmbo, I think it is you or someone else who tried to tease me, it worked for a moment. :D

Yeah right

So, if it not you then who else ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 17 April 2009, 19:37:25
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Sorry I dont follow..


Sorry, been to the door, a nice Man brought me beer :D :D

This is not swmbo, I think it is you or someone else who tried to tease me, it worked for a moment. :D

Yeah right

So, if it not you then who else ::) ::) ::)

For some reason you are trying to cover the fact your Mrs has joined? "would you like to talk about it?"  :)
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 17 April 2009, 19:39:12
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Sorry, been to the door, a nice Man brought me beer :D :D

This is not swmbo, I think it is you or someone else who tried to tease me, it worked for a moment. :D

Yeah right

So, if it not you then who else ::) ::) ::)

For some reason you are trying to cover the fact your Mrs has joined? "would you like to talk about it?"  :)


This is more serious than we thought; denial has set in! :o :o :o
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 17 April 2009, 19:41:43
He is a strange person Vamp's..

Think you need to get things off your chest Mike, your amoungst friends dont worry about being upset :y
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: TheBoy on 17 April 2009, 19:44:02
You all forget that the Admins have access to all information, so know who Mrs Vamps really is.......
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 17 April 2009, 19:44:45
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You all forget that the Admins have access to all information, so know who Mrs Vamps really is.......


Tell TB, please tell!! ::) ::) :D ;)
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 17 April 2009, 19:44:59
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You all forget that the Admins have access to all information, so know who Mrs Vamps really is.......

Do we run a poll to work it out. ;D ;D
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: TheBoy on 17 April 2009, 19:45:24
lol, love the email addy as well ;D
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: TheBoy on 17 April 2009, 19:46:59
I can confirm that the user who signed up as Mrs Vamps is in fact the user who signed up as Mrs Vamps...
Title: Re: swmbo threatening to join oof
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 17 April 2009, 19:47:07
I know what her name is too as Vamps introduced me too her but still think its her...
Mike is full of Pooop :)