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Title: Joke
Post by: waspy on 28 April 2009, 20:04:57
I think i have that swine flu.............. I'm breaking out in rashers :D :D
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Post by: miggy on 28 April 2009, 20:06:19
Oh god..............wheres the slicer
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Post by: Debs. on 28 April 2009, 20:06:37
.....any more like that and you`ll be for the chop! ;D
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Post by: waspy on 28 April 2009, 20:08:00
Sorry :-[    :P :P
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Post by: miggy on 28 April 2009, 20:08:54
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Sorry :-[    :P :P

You should be...........you swine
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Post by: Turk on 28 April 2009, 20:10:40
A colleague phoned in sick today. He says he's got this Swine flu, but I reckon he's telling Porkies.  
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Post by: waspy on 28 April 2009, 20:11:41
Oh hell, i've started some thing here ::)
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Post by: Debs. on 28 April 2009, 20:12:44
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A colleague phoned in sick today. He says he's got this Swine flu, but I reckon he's telling Porkies.  

 ;) Don`t 'Moch' the afflicted! ;)
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Post by: Welung666 on 28 April 2009, 20:14:07
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A colleague phoned in sick today. He says he's got this Swine flu, but I reckon he's telling Porkies.  

 ;) Don`t 'Moch' the afflicted! ;)

Very few will get that without a 'Google' ;D
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Post by: miggy on 28 April 2009, 20:14:50
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A colleague phoned in sick today. He says he's got this Swine flu, but I reckon he's telling Porkies.  

Was he scratchings... ;D
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Post by: waspy on 28 April 2009, 20:15:49
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A colleague phoned in sick today. He says he's got this Swine flu, but I reckon he's telling Porkies.  

 ;) Don`t 'Moch' the afflicted! ;)

Very few will get that without a 'Google' ;D

Me for one :-[ Not a word i've heard/seen before :-?
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Post by: miggy on 28 April 2009, 20:15:56
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A colleague phoned in sick today. He says he's got this Swine flu, but I reckon he's telling Porkies.  

Was he scratchings... ;D


Or was he feeling a bit belly pork up
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Post by: waspy on 28 April 2009, 20:18:11
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A colleague phoned in sick today. He says he's got this Swine flu, but I reckon he's telling Porkies.  

Was he scratchings... ;D


Or was he feeling a bit belly pork up

Right stop this now or i'll delete the thread, it's far too silly ;D
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Post by: Debs. on 28 April 2009, 20:27:19
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A colleague phoned in sick today. He says he's got this Swine flu, but I reckon he's telling Porkies.  

 ;) Don`t 'Moch' the afflicted! ;)

Very few will get that without a 'Google' ;D

Me for one :-[ Not a word i've heard/seen before :-?
;) http://cy.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mochyn ;D
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Post by: waspy on 28 April 2009, 20:31:32
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A colleague phoned in sick today. He says he's got this Swine flu, but I reckon he's telling Porkies.  

 ;) Don`t 'Moch' the afflicted! ;)

Very few will get that without a 'Google' ;D

Me for one :-[ Not a word i've heard/seen before :-?
;) http://cy.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mochyn ;D

Well that's helped loads. It's all in foreign :-?
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Post by: miggy on 28 April 2009, 20:32:17
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A colleague phoned in sick today. He says he's got this Swine flu, but I reckon he's telling Porkies.  

 ;) Don`t 'Moch' the afflicted! ;)

Very few will get that without a 'Google' ;D

Me for one :-[ Not a word i've heard/seen before :-?
;) http://cy.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mochyn ;D

Well that's helped loads. It's all in foreign :-?

Thats right BOYO ;D ;D
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Post by: Deva1992 on 28 April 2009, 20:53:47
It's a bit streakythis thread isn't it......
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Post by: waspy on 28 April 2009, 21:12:32
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It's a bit streakythis thread isn't it......

Right, that's it. It's being deleted ;)

 ;D ;D
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Post by: SMD on 28 April 2009, 21:48:57
i just heard on the news that they have found a cure...you just rub on some oinkment
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Post by: Welung666 on 28 April 2009, 21:55:55
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A colleague phoned in sick today. He says he's got this Swine flu, but I reckon he's telling Porkies.  

 ;) Don`t 'Moch' the afflicted! ;)

Very few will get that without a 'Google' ;D

Me for one :-[ Not a word i've heard/seen before :-?
;) http://cy.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mochyn ;D

Well that's helped loads. It's all in foreign :-?

Thats right BOYO ;D ;D

Bore da Mochyn wyneb :y ;D ;D
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Post by: Deva1992 on 28 April 2009, 21:57:29
Nos da!
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Post by: unlucky alf on 28 April 2009, 22:05:02
my monitors gone all "streaky", perhaps if i "lean back" i can work "snout" what im "sow"post to be seeing, anyway better "trotter" off to watch the foottie cos there is a "gammon" :D :D
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Post by: M16 on 28 April 2009, 22:08:58
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i just heard on the news that they have found a cure...you just rub on some oinkment
You owe me a new screen.I have just spat my coffee at this one :D :D :D
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Post by: AndyVXR300 on 28 April 2009, 22:09:27
 ;D ;D
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Post by: Turk on 28 April 2009, 22:11:16
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A colleague phoned in sick today. He says he's got this Swine flu, but I reckon he's telling Porkies.  

 ;) Don`t 'Moch' the afflicted! ;)


Oh na...paid a dechrae nawr !!  :D