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Title: Swine flu update
Post by: STMO123 on 29 April 2009, 16:36:57
Apparently we wont be getting swine flu in this country....it may offend the muslim community.



I tried ringing the helpline to confirm this, but all I got was crackling. :(
Title: Re: Swine flu update
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 29 April 2009, 16:46:59
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Apparently we wont be getting swine flu in this country....it may offend the muslim community.



I tried ringing the helpline to confirm this, but all I got was crackling. :(

You will surely go to hell...... ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Swine flu update
Post by: cam2502 on 29 April 2009, 16:51:17
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Swine flu update: Signs
Post by: Debs. on 29 April 2009, 17:28:16
One of the diagnostic indicators of the H1-N1 Porcine Influenza Virus is the characteristic sound of the patient during the early stage of the illness:

Ahhhhhh..............










Ahhhhhh..............











Ahhhhhhh............










Oink! ;D
Title: Re: Swine flu update
Post by: Del Boy on 29 April 2009, 17:41:34
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Swine flu update
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 29 April 2009, 17:41:35
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D......and if they are Jewish......?? ::) ::) ::) :D :D ;)
Title: Re: Swine flu update
Post by: miggcddave on 29 April 2009, 17:45:19
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Apparently we wont be getting swine flu in this country....it may offend the muslim community.



I tried ringing the helpline to confirm this, but all I got was crackling. :(
;D :D ;D :D ;D :y brill
Title: Re: Swine flu update
Post by: OmegaGav on 29 April 2009, 17:48:55
I think I've got that swine flu......I'm coming out in rashers....! ;D ;D
Title: Re: Swine flu update
Post by: OmegaGav on 29 April 2009, 17:50:29
This swine flu has really got to me.....I've now got the trots.... ;D ;D
Title: Re: Swine flu update
Post by: OmegaGav on 29 April 2009, 17:54:54
Bored ? On your way to work on the train, tube, or bus ? Pretend you're on the phone and talk loudly about you're 4 week tour of Mexico, hang up and sneeze loudly. Sit back and watch the panic !! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Swine flu update
Post by: OmegaGav on 29 April 2009, 17:56:21
Gonna put some oinkment on me rashers now !! ;D ;D
Title: Re: Swine flu update
Post by: Pitchfork on 29 April 2009, 18:24:15
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Apparently we wont be getting swine flu in this country....it may offend the muslim community.



I tried ringing the helpline to confirm this, but all I got was crackling. :(

You will surely go to hell...... ;D ;D ;D :y
Without your 14 virgins!
Title: Re: Swine flu update
Post by: MikeDundee on 29 April 2009, 18:27:54
I now wish I had stayed in Thailand :-X
Title: Re: Swine flu update
Post by: Pitchfork on 29 April 2009, 18:37:21
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I now wish I had stayed in Thailand :-X
Has anyone else noticed the change in gender????
Title: Re: Swine flu update
Post by: Debs. on 29 April 2009, 18:59:14
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I now wish I had stayed in Thailand :-X
Has anyone else noticed the change in gender????

Tong-Ting has become Ting-Tong! ;D
Title: Re: Swine flu update
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 29 April 2009, 19:04:31
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Bored ? On your way to work on the train, tube, or bus ? Pretend you're on the phone and talk loudly about you're 4 week tour of Mexico, hang up and sneeze loudly. Sit back and watch the panic !! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Swine flu update: Signs
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 29 April 2009, 19:05:02
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One of the diagnostic indicators of the H1-N1 Porcine Influenza Virus is the characteristic sound of the patient during the early stage of the illness:

Ahhhhhh..............










Ahhhhhh..............











Ahhhhhhh............










Oink! ;D

 ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Swine flu update
Post by: Pitchfork on 29 April 2009, 19:54:27
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I now wish I had stayed in Thailand :-X
Has anyone else noticed the change in gender????

Tong-Ting has become Ting-Tong! ;D
So that's the true reason for going to Thailand - cheaper surgery ;)
Title: Re: Swine flu update
Post by: AndyVXR300 on 30 April 2009, 11:22:07
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Bored ? On your way to work on the train, tube, or bus ? Pretend you're on the phone and talk loudly about you're 4 week tour of Mexico, hang up and sneeze loudly. Sit back and watch the panic !! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y


 ;D ;D ;D