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Title: Sick Note
Post by: Timbuk on 05 February 2007, 15:10:31
This is officially the worst day of the year for people pulling a sicky, and guess what iv'e done ::) Although i only had to ring myself this morning ;D
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Post by: Bo Bo on 05 February 2007, 15:40:51
Nearly didn't go in myself this morning, but made the effort, was tough after being on nights last week.
Hope you told yourself off!  :D
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Post by: Elite Pete on 05 February 2007, 15:42:29
You will have to give yourself a back to work interview ;D
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Post by: Timbuk on 05 February 2007, 15:43:14
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Nearly didn't go in myself this morning, but made the effort, was tough after being on nights last week.
Hope you told yourself off!  :D

Indeed I did, gave myself a written warning :D
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Post by: bob.dent on 05 February 2007, 16:00:40
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This is officially the worst day of the year for people pulling a sicky, and guess what iv'e done ::) Although i only had to ring myself this morning ;D

That's what you get for spending the whole weekend on the p*ss!! ::) ;D ;D
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Post by: Timbuk on 05 February 2007, 16:05:44
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You will have to give yourself a back to work interview ;D

Theres a few people i would like to interview at the minute

A.....West Mercia Police for why they decided to knock the hinges off the front door of the wrong house

B..... West Mercia Police Again for trying to arrest me for climbing through my own front window

C..... My sixteen year old daughter who thought it would be a good idea to Verbally abuse a Police Officer on Saturday night and get herself arrested forcing me to spend three hours in a Police Station yesterday morning

D.... Powergen for cutting off the Gas and Electric to the already wounded house this morning as the previous owners hadn't paid any bills for 2 years even though they knew it was my house since before Christmas

E... A certain window company who promised me my new front door would be ready last Friday and still haven't made it

No wonder i threw half a bottle of JD down my neck last night and decided to have today off :o
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Post by: bob.dent on 05 February 2007, 16:10:57
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You will have to give yourself a back to work interview ;D

Theres a few people i would like to interview at the minute

A.....West Mercia Police for why they decided to knock the hinges off the front door of the wrong house

B..... West Mercia Police Again for trying to arrest me for climbing through my own front window

C..... My sixteen year old daughter who thought it would be a good idea to Verbally abuse a Police Officer on Saturday night and get herself arrested forcing me to spend three hours in a Police Station yesterday morning

D.... Powergen for cutting off the Gas and Electric to the already wounded house this morning as the previous owners hadn't paid any bills for 2 years even though they knew it was my house since before Christmas

E... A certain window company who promised me my new front door would be ready last Friday and still haven't made it

No wonder i threw half a bottle of JD down my neck last night and decided to have today off :o

Sounds like you're gonna be really busy interviewing this week then Doug!! :o ;D

Seriously though, sounds like a real mare of a weekend.....I'm surprised it was only half a bottle of JD! :-?
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Post by: Timbuk on 05 February 2007, 16:13:41
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You will have to give yourself a back to work interview ;D

Theres a few people i would like to interview at the minute

A.....West Mercia Police for why they decided to knock the hinges off the front door of the wrong house

B..... West Mercia Police Again for trying to arrest me for climbing through my own front window

C..... My sixteen year old daughter who thought it would be a good idea to Verbally abuse a Police Officer on Saturday night and get herself arrested forcing me to spend three hours in a Police Station yesterday morning

D.... Powergen for cutting off the Gas and Electric to the already wounded house this morning as the previous owners hadn't paid any bills for 2 years even though they knew it was my house since before Christmas

E... A certain window company who promised me my new front door would be ready last Friday and still haven't made it

No wonder i threw half a bottle of JD down my neck last night and decided to have today off :o

Sounds like you're gonna be really busy interviewing this week then Doug!! :o ;D

Seriously though, sounds like a real mare of a weekend.....I'm surprised it was only half a bottle of JD! :-?


1.75 litre bottle Bob from the States ;)
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Post by: theolodian on 05 February 2007, 16:21:28
Getting chummy with the local police, eh?

I've taken the day off from the job search  :P
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Post by: Martin_1962 on 05 February 2007, 16:36:28
I have been off ill today, sore throat and very hot and cold
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Post by: Elite Pete on 05 February 2007, 16:39:40
What did the desk sargeant say when he saw you " Hi Doug one sugar is it" ;D
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Post by: theolodian on 05 February 2007, 16:45:25
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What did the desk sargeant say when he saw you " Hi Doug one sugar is it" ;D
lol!  ;D

Builders and cops should get along fine!  ;) ;D
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Post by: JamesV6CDX on 05 February 2007, 17:09:22
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You will have to give yourself a back to work interview ;D

Theres a few people i would like to interview at the minute

A.....West Mercia Police for why they decided to knock the hinges off the front door of the wrong house

B..... West Mercia Police Again for trying to arrest me for climbing through my own front window

C..... My sixteen year old daughter who thought it would be a good idea to Verbally abuse a Police Officer on Saturday night and get herself arrested forcing me to spend three hours in a Police Station yesterday morning

D.... Powergen for cutting off the Gas and Electric to the already wounded house this morning as the previous owners hadn't paid any bills for 2 years even though they knew it was my house since before Christmas

E... A certain window company who promised me my new front door would be ready last Friday and still haven't made it

No wonder i threw half a bottle of JD down my neck last night and decided to have today off :o

As far as the JD goes, good man!  :y

As far as the daughter goes, don't be too hard on her, we were all 16 once ;)


Title: Re: Sick Note
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 05 February 2007, 17:10:17
Whoever said about the return to work initerview / RTWI

I bet £100 you work for local government?
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Post by: Auto Addict on 05 February 2007, 17:14:55
That's strange, I didn't go to work today either.

Whoops, just remembered, I'm retired ;D
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Post by: TheBoy on 05 February 2007, 17:21:39
I didn't go into work today either, just couldn't be bothered. Fortunately, I can work from home....
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Post by: TheBoy on 05 February 2007, 17:22:29
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I have been off ill today, sore throat and very hot and cold
Skiver...

...did your company believe you?
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Post by: Taxi_Driver on 05 February 2007, 18:23:51
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Fortunately, I can work from home....

Ive tried that.....just doesnt seem to work for me  ::)  ;D
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Post by: Taxi_Driver on 05 February 2007, 18:27:06
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I have been off ill today, sore throat and very hot and cold
Skiver...

...did your company believe you?

You wanna get yourself down the docs Martin.....and get a check up  :y
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Post by: Auto Addict on 05 February 2007, 18:27:22
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Fortunately, I can work from home....

Ive tried that.....just doesnt seem to work for me  ::)  ;D

 ;D ;D
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Post by: Martin_1962 on 05 February 2007, 21:13:48
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I have been off ill today, sore throat and very hot and cold
Skiver...

...did your company believe you?

You wanna get yourself down the docs Martin.....and get a check up  :y

I am regularly checked over - it is just a shitty cold

Going to hospital tomorrow for an eye check over as I suffered vision loss a few weeks ago - doctors say migraine, so they still send me to eye department. my eye sight is OK just bad myopia.

I passed a field of vision test just before Christmas
Title: Re: Sick Note
Post by: Timbuk on 05 February 2007, 21:15:19
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What did the desk sargeant say when he saw you " Hi Doug one sugar is it" ;D

Funny thing is, I do actually know him :-?
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Post by: Elite Pete on 07 February 2007, 15:25:25
So how many days off sick is it up to now Timbuk ;)
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Post by: Markie on 07 February 2007, 15:34:15
I take a very dim view of this sort of one day absenteeism. Sickness not only impacts your own bonus payments but also company profitability.  :(

Oh sorry should have directed that to my staff...no wonder THEY were looking confused when i started briefing them on oil coolers  :y
Title: Re: Sick Note
Post by: Timbuk on 07 February 2007, 15:36:37
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So how many days off sick is it up to now Timbuk ;)

I couldn't possibly say, but its now Wednesday ::)
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Post by: Elite Pete on 07 February 2007, 15:51:19
You will have to go to the doctor for a proper sick note after today :D
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Post by: Timbuk on 07 February 2007, 16:06:37
Holiday over, got to go to Stoke tomorrow at 5.30 am, won't be back till 10.00 pm,( forecast heavy snow :-/ ) should be fun in a Transit :o, quick run down to Coventry on Friday and back again ready to go out as its my Birthday w/end ;)Sat going out as its my Birthday w/end ;), Sunday it is my Birthday 8-).  and somehow inbetween i'm supposed to be picking up some parts for the Meega and i still haven't got that frikkin front door yet.Full program of work next week and possibly France at the W/end :D
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Post by: Elite Pete on 07 February 2007, 16:51:17
You greedy sod after having half week off on the pat and mick you are not happy with a birthDAY like the rest of use you need a birthweekend ;D

Have a good one mate in sure you deserve it ;)
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Post by: Timbuk on 07 February 2007, 16:56:22
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You greedy sod after having half week off on the pat and mick you are not happy with a birthDAY like the rest of use you need a birthweekend ;D

Have a good one mate in sure you deserve it ;)

I can't help it if my Birthday is on Sunday and the Weekend starts on Friday ::) ;D
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Post by: Elite Pete on 07 February 2007, 16:59:33
I missed mine this year because it was on a Sunday as I was flying out to the Western Isles and had to pick a hire car up at Stornoway airport so couldn't even have one on the plane >:(
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Post by: Timbuk on 07 February 2007, 17:05:30
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I missed mine this year because it was on a Sunday as I was flying out to the Western Isles and had to pick a hire car up at Stornoway airport so couldn't even have one on the plane >:(

I better have one for you aswell then :D
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Post by: Elite Pete on 07 February 2007, 17:09:42
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I missed mine this year because it was on a Sunday as I was flying out to the Western Isles and had to pick a hire car up at Stornoway airport so couldn't even have one on the plane >:(

I better have one for you aswell then :D

Cheers Doug [smiley=beer.gif]

The company I am doing the work for allowed us £20 a night for food so we had about £8 to £10 worth of food a night and the rest was on beer or single malts infact I still ended up paying £36 on top of my allowance ;)
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Post by: Timbuk on 07 February 2007, 17:16:39
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I missed mine this year because it was on a Sunday as I was flying out to the Western Isles and had to pick a hire car up at Stornoway airport so couldn't even have one on the plane >:(

I better have one for you aswell then :D

Cheers Doug [smiley=beer.gif]

The company I am doing the work for allowed us £20 a night for food so we had about £8 to £10 worth of food a night and the rest was on beer or single malts infact I still ended up paying £36 on top of my allowance ;)

Not bad for a weeks drinking ;)
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Post by: Elite Pete on 07 February 2007, 17:23:43
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I missed mine this year because it was on a Sunday as I was flying out to the Western Isles and had to pick a hire car up at Stornoway airport so couldn't even have one on the plane >:(

I better have one for you aswell then :D

Cheers Doug [smiley=beer.gif]

The company I am doing the work for allowed us £20 a night for food so we had about £8 to £10 worth of food a night and the rest was on beer or single malts infact I still ended up paying £36 on top of my allowance ;)

Not bad for a weeks drinking ;)

Two weeks, but because it was there, almost free and no wife to give me grief it went silly for the first week and then slowly got sick of it. Listen to me I must be getting old :o
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Post by: Timbuk on 07 February 2007, 17:25:30
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I missed mine this year because it was on a Sunday as I was flying out to the Western Isles and had to pick a hire car up at Stornoway airport so couldn't even have one on the plane >:(

I better have one for you aswell then :D

Cheers Doug [smiley=beer.gif]

The company I am doing the work for allowed us £20 a night for food so we had about £8 to £10 worth of food a night and the rest was on beer or single malts infact I still ended up paying £36 on top of my allowance ;)

Not bad for a weeks drinking ;)

Two weeks, but because it was there, almost free and no wife to give me grief it went silly for the first week and then slowly got sick of it. Listen to me I must be getting old :o

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