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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: KillerWatt on 17 May 2009, 15:08:15
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A Somali arrives in London as a new immigrant to England. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. English man for letting me in this country, giving me free housing, free food stamps, free medical care and free education!'
The passer-by says, 'You are mistaken, I am Polish.'
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. 'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in England!'
The person says, 'I not English, I am Croatian.'
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful England!'
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Iran, I am not English!'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an English?'
She says, 'No, I am from Iraq!'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the English people?'
The Iraqi lady checks her watch and says... 'Probably at work.'
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Probably true, but who knows :-?
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A Somali arrives in London as a new immigrant to England. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. English man for letting me in this country, giving me free housing, free food stamps, free medical care and free education!'
The passer-by says, 'You are mistaken, I am Polish.'
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. 'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in England!'
The person says, 'I not English, I am Croatian.'
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful England!'
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Iran, I am not English!'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an English?'
She says, 'No, I am from Iraq!'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the English people?'
The Iraqi lady checks her watch and says... 'Probably at work.'
>:(should be funny but somehow it's not! >:(