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Title: Never Argue with a Woman!
Post by: dbug on 17 May 2009, 14:33:53

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.

The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing.. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.




MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads - it's likely she can also think!

Title: Re: Never Argue with a Woman!
Post by: waspy on 17 May 2009, 16:19:43

"it's likely she can also think" ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Never Argue with a Woman!
Post by: Varche on 17 May 2009, 16:33:10

Very good :) :)

varche

Title: Re: Never Argue with a Woman!
Post by: crazyjoetavola on 17 May 2009, 16:37:54

 ;D ;D Quality, as usual ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Never Argue with a Woman!
Post by: HGV mechanic on 17 May 2009, 17:45:28

very good :y

Title: Re: Never Argue with a Woman!
Post by: Seth on 17 May 2009, 18:07:31

I like it ......... !

Title: Re: Never Argue with a Woman!
Post by: mantagte on 17 May 2009, 18:11:35

excellent ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Never Argue with a Woman!
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 17 May 2009, 18:22:05

Let that be a warning!! ::) ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Never Argue with a Woman!
Post by: Gareth Lewis on 17 May 2009, 18:26:00

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

DOes it matter what they read? ;) ;)

Title: Re: Never Argue with a Woman!
Post by: amigov6 on 17 May 2009, 19:45:48

Waiting for Debs to shoot you all down in flames! :o

Title: Re: Never Argue with a Woman!
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 17 May 2009, 20:13:24

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Waiting for Debs to shoot you all down in flames! :o

Debs won't shoot me down as I sing off the same hymn sheet!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Title: Re: Never Argue with a Woman!
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 17 May 2009, 20:27:45

dangerous creatures :-X

Title: Re: Never Argue with a Woman!
Post by: Vamps on 17 May 2009, 22:23:09

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dangerous creatures :-X

Very.........but we love them all the same............ ::) ::)