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Title: Thats Life
Post by: dbug on 19 May 2009, 00:07:33
A guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?'

The poor little guy starts crying.

'Come on man I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to see a man crying.

'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little guy between sobs. 'I can't do anything right.

I overslept and was late for an important meeting, so my boss fired me.

When I went to the car park, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance.

I left my wallet in the cab I took home. Then I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.

So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison.
Title: Re: Thats Life
Post by: Vamps on 19 May 2009, 00:08:49
Love it.............. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Thats Life
Post by: cam2502 on 19 May 2009, 00:35:18
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Thats Life
Post by: Gareth Lewis on 19 May 2009, 00:39:37
Now that is funny :y :y
Title: Re: Thats Life
Post by: p j morgan on 19 May 2009, 01:30:52
if you think thats funny what about this i read earlier,the mp expenses scandle escalated today when it was revealed that david blunkett had claimed for a motor bike a hang glider and a pair of binoculars. :y :y :y
Title: Re: Thats Life
Post by: rikki_essex on 19 May 2009, 11:03:02
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Thats Life
Post by: crazyjoetavola on 19 May 2009, 11:43:06
 ;D ;D ;D well up to standard ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Thats Life
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 19 May 2009, 13:16:57
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Thats Life
Post by: HolyCount on 19 May 2009, 13:30:00
All good stuff -- I'll watch out for Blunkett on his motorbike -- in fact Gordon's got an eye out for him already !!!    ::)
Title: Re: Thats Life
Post by: crazyjoetavola on 19 May 2009, 13:32:52
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All good stuff -- I'll watch out for Blunkett on his motorbike -- in fact Gordon's got an eye out for him already !!!    ::)

 ;D ;D very good HC  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Thats Life
Post by: largecol on 19 May 2009, 15:29:22
Nice one(s) chaps!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Thats Life
Post by: Del Boy on 19 May 2009, 17:37:07
 ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Thats Life
Post by: Omega man 2 on 19 May 2009, 17:44:46
 ;D ;D ;D ;D