Omega Owners Forum
Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: dbug on 19 May 2009, 00:07:33
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A guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?'
The poor little guy starts crying.
'Come on man I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to see a man crying.
'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little guy between sobs. 'I can't do anything right.
I overslept and was late for an important meeting, so my boss fired me.
When I went to the car park, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance.
I left my wallet in the cab I took home. Then I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.
So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison.
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Love it.............. ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D
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Now that is funny :y :y
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if you think thats funny what about this i read earlier,the mp expenses scandle escalated today when it was revealed that david blunkett had claimed for a motor bike a hang glider and a pair of binoculars. :y :y :y
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;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D well up to standard ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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All good stuff -- I'll watch out for Blunkett on his motorbike -- in fact Gordon's got an eye out for him already !!! ::)
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All good stuff -- I'll watch out for Blunkett on his motorbike -- in fact Gordon's got an eye out for him already !!! ::)
;D ;D very good HC ;D ;D
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Nice one(s) chaps! ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D :y
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