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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: STMO123 on 19 May 2009, 15:00:54
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I have a stinker of a cold, as does my wife. I, of course, am suffering far more than her.
When she had the audacity to call me 'woosie boy' :o this morning, I told her the scientifically proven reason why.
When you have a heavy cold your head is filled with mucus (snot). Women have a gap between the brain and the skull and the mucus fills this vacuum causing a slight increase in pressure.
Men, on the other hand, have no such space, as their larger brains fill the whole skull cavity. Hence the excess mucus cause severe pressure and the suffering is intense.
I, personally, would prefer the increased intelligence which invariably comes with a larger brain. But women really do need to have more sympathy and refrain from passing vulgar remarks as they bring me my cup of tea in bed before they go off to work. ::)
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I would buy into that STMO ;D ;D :y
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I forgot to mention....she forgot to turn the television on for me, hence forcing me from my sick bed. :(
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Big 'Woosie Boy' ;D
Oh and you tell more lies than a cheap watch :P
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Big 'Woosie Boy' ;D
Oh and you tell more lies than a cheap watch :P
Yeah? well you lie like dead fish. :P :P Na na na na naaaaaa
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Big 'Woosie Boy' ;D
Oh and you tell more lies than a cheap watch :P
Yeah? well you lie like dead fish. :P :P Na na na na naaaaaa
You can't be to poorly playing on your computer.... get back in bed
Oh as for the dead fish, at least I don't smell like one.... so there :P
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Big 'Woosie Boy' ;D
Oh and you tell more lies than a cheap watch :P
Yeah? well you lie like dead fish. :P :P Na na na na naaaaaa
You can't be to poorly playing on your computer.... get back in bed
Oh as for the dead fish, at least I don't smell like one.... so there :P
OK
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Big 'Woosie Boy' ;D
Oh and you tell more lies than a cheap watch :P
Yeah? well you lie like dead fish. :P :P Na na na na naaaaaa
You can't be to poorly playing on your computer.... get back in bed
Oh as for the dead fish, at least I don't smell like one.... so there :P
OK
Before your Mrs catches you ;D ;D ;D
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I have a stinker of a cold, as does my wife. I, of course, am suffering far more than her.
When she had the audacity to call me 'woosie boy' :o this morning, I told her the scientifically proven reason why.
When you have a heavy cold your head is filled with mucus (snot). Women have a gap between the brain and the skull and the mucus fills this vacuum causing a slight increase in pressure.
Men, on the other hand, have no such space, as their larger brains fill the whole skull cavity. Hence the excess mucus cause severe pressure and the suffering is intense.
I, personally, would prefer the increased intelligence which invariably comes with a larger brain. But women really do need to have more sympathy and refrain from passing vulgar remarks as they bring me my cup of tea in bed before they go off to work. ::)[/quote
I reckon its all the badness thats built up inside you causing the pain! ::) ::)
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Known fact..Women are not effected like men..
Get well soon :y
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I am a stinker and my wife has a cold. I, of course, am suffering far more than her.
When she had the audacity to call me 'woosie boy' :o this morning, I told her the scientifically proven reason why.
When you have a heavy cold your head is filled with mucus (snot). Women have a gap between the brain and the skull and the mucus fills this vacuum causing a slight increase in pressure.
Men, on the other hand, have no such space, as their larger brains fill the whole skull cavity. Hence the excess mucus cause severe pressure and the suffering is intense.
I, personally, would prefer the increased intelligence which invariably comes with a larger brain. But women really do need to have more sympathy and refrain from passing vulgar remarks as they bring me my cup of tea in bed before they go off to work. ::)
:o Being a bit harsh on yourself Steve!
;D ;D ;D
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I am a stinker and my wife has a cold. I, of course, am suffering far more than her.
When she had the audacity to call me 'woosie boy' :o this morning, I told her the scientifically proven reason why.
When you have a heavy cold your head is filled with mucus (snot). Women have a gap between the brain and the skull and the mucus fills this vacuum causing a slight increase in pressure.
Men, on the other hand, have no such space, as their larger brains fill the whole skull cavity. Hence the excess mucus cause severe pressure and the suffering is intense.
I, personally, would prefer the increased intelligence which invariably comes with a larger brain. But women really do need to have more sympathy and refrain from passing vulgar remarks as they bring me my cup of tea in bed before they go off to work. ::)
:o Being a bit harsh on yourself Steve!
;D ;D ;D
Fish, according to Brad Pitt :o
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I forgot to mention....she forgot to turn the television on for me, hence forcing me from my sick bed. :(
That qualifies as abuse,you should take legal advice. :y
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I forgot to mention....she forgot to turn the television on for me, hence forcing me from my sick bed. :(
That qualifies as abuse,you should take legal advice. :y
Yes, imagine getting out of bed :o :o :o
Life is just a big distraction to get you out of bed
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Yuo have to get her to read this http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8047321.stm
Mike
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Yuo have to get her to read this http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8047321.stm
Mike
Hmmm......I dont know Mike. That makes them sound.......superior in some way :-/
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Yuo have to get her to read this http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8047321.stm
Mike
Hmmm......I dont know Mike. That makes them sound.......superior in some way :-/
Ah, this thread has reached its inevitable conclusion! 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;)
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Yuo have to get her to read this http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8047321.stm
Mike
Hmmm......I dont know Mike. That makes them sound.......superior in some way :-/
Ah, this thread has reached its inevitable conclusion! 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;)
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! :'(
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put your foot down with a firm hand and tell her anymore of your cheek and she will finish up washing the potts herself.i told mine that this morning then i put me phone down and went to the pub! ;D ;D
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I forgot to mention....she forgot to turn the television on for me, hence forcing me from my sick bed. :(
What was on CBEEBIES today then ;D