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Title: Joke - with apologies to Cross-eyed Rottweilers!
Post by: Gareth Lewis on 19 May 2009, 21:46:48
After last nights "discussion" I am really worried about offending anyone with this one but received what I think is a Tommy Cooper special today and it is still making me chuckle even now  ;D ;D

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him"
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed? "
"No, because he's really heavy"


Title: Re: Joke - with apologies to Cross-eyed Rottweilers!
Post by: STMO123 on 19 May 2009, 21:49:35
Yep That's TC at his best ;D ;D ;D

Although I dont think the cross-eyed pet owners society would appreciate it. Tut, tut.
Title: Re: Joke - with apologies to Cross-eyed Rottweilers!
Post by: KillerWatt on 19 May 2009, 22:08:49
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I am really worried about offending anyone
That's what political correctness does for you, give it 6 months and you'll be scared to f*rt in case you get sued.

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Amended because of the bull$hit word filter kicking in  :-/
Title: Re: Joke - with apologies to Cross-eyed Rottweilers!
Post by: Gareth Lewis on 19 May 2009, 22:32:42
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Yep That's TC at his best ;D ;D ;D

Although I dont think the cross-eyed pet owners society would appreciate it. Tut, tut.

You are totally correct - I am SO SORRY :'( :'(

I will make sure I make a suitable cash donation next time I see one of
their collecting tins outside Tesco  ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Joke - with apologies to Cross-eyed Rottweilers!
Post by: HolyCount on 19 May 2009, 22:51:27
Not sure you should mention T**co either -- free advertising  ::)
Title: Re: Joke - with apologies to Cross-eyed Rottweilers!
Post by: Omega man 2 on 19 May 2009, 22:54:19
Very Good ;D ;D ;D

But if Tommy Cooper jokes are starting to sound offencive to some, I'll start banging my head against the wall
Title: Re: Joke - with apologies to Cross-eyed Rottweilers!
Post by: Turk on 19 May 2009, 23:03:33
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Very Good ;D ;D ;D

But if Tommy Cooper jokes are starting to sound offencive to some, I'll start banging my head against the wall


Head..Wall...Wall...Head...Ahahaha  :D
Title: Re: Joke - with apologies to Cross-eyed Rottweilers!
Post by: Gareth Lewis on 19 May 2009, 23:07:41
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Very Good ;D ;D ;D

But if Tommy Cooper jokes are starting to sound offencive to some, I'll start banging my head against the wall


Head..Wall...Wall...Head...Ahahaha  :D

VERY good  :D :D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Joke - with apologies to Cross-eyed Rottweilers!
Post by: Tony H on 19 May 2009, 23:41:43
  ;D ;D :D
Title: Re: Joke - with apologies to Cross-eyed Rottweilers!
Post by: BERTIECBX550 on 20 May 2009, 07:44:45
Tysie my rottie says she will gladly accept a donation of jumbones as compensation for the cross eyes insult.... ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Joke - with apologies to Cross-eyed Rottweilers!
Post by: STMO123 on 20 May 2009, 09:10:29
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Yep That's TC at his best ;D ;D ;D

Although I dont think the cross-eyed pet owners society would appreciate it. Tut, tut.

You are totally correct - I am SO SORRY :'( :'(

I will make sure I make a suitable cash donation next time I see one of
their collecting tins outside Tesco  ;) ;) ;)

No. You got it wrong. It's the owners that are cross-eyed, not the pets. The pets are fine apart from the fact that they cant tell if their owners are talking to them or somebody else. ;D
Title: Re: Joke - with apologies to Cross-eyed Rottweilers!
Post by: amigov6 on 21 May 2009, 19:48:23
A man goes to his doctor, lifts his arm up & down & says "It hurts when i do this" the doctor replies "don't do it then"!!!
   God bless Tommy Cooper, the man was a one off. 8-) :y
Title: Re: Joke - with apologies to Cross-eyed Rottweilers!
Post by: waspy on 21 May 2009, 19:51:05
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

Mines very heavy too, but she says she's not cross eyed :D