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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Gareth Lewis on 19 May 2009, 21:46:48
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After last nights "discussion" I am really worried about offending anyone with this one but received what I think is a Tommy Cooper special today and it is still making me chuckle even now ;D ;D
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him"
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed? "
"No, because he's really heavy"
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Yep That's TC at his best ;D ;D ;D
Although I dont think the cross-eyed pet owners society would appreciate it. Tut, tut.
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I am really worried about offending anyone
That's what political correctness does for you, give it 6 months and you'll be scared to f*rt in case you get sued.
EDIT:
Amended because of the bull$hit word filter kicking in :-/
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Yep That's TC at his best ;D ;D ;D
Although I dont think the cross-eyed pet owners society would appreciate it. Tut, tut.
You are totally correct - I am SO SORRY :'( :'(
I will make sure I make a suitable cash donation next time I see one of
their collecting tins outside Tesco ;) ;) ;)
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Not sure you should mention T**co either -- free advertising ::)
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Very Good ;D ;D ;D
But if Tommy Cooper jokes are starting to sound offencive to some, I'll start banging my head against the wall
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Very Good ;D ;D ;D
But if Tommy Cooper jokes are starting to sound offencive to some, I'll start banging my head against the wall
Head..Wall...Wall...Head...Ahahaha :D
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Very Good ;D ;D ;D
But if Tommy Cooper jokes are starting to sound offencive to some, I'll start banging my head against the wall
Head..Wall...Wall...Head...Ahahaha :D
VERY good :D :D ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D :D
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Tysie my rottie says she will gladly accept a donation of jumbones as compensation for the cross eyes insult.... ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Yep That's TC at his best ;D ;D ;D
Although I dont think the cross-eyed pet owners society would appreciate it. Tut, tut.
You are totally correct - I am SO SORRY :'( :'(
I will make sure I make a suitable cash donation next time I see one of
their collecting tins outside Tesco ;) ;) ;)
No. You got it wrong. It's the owners that are cross-eyed, not the pets. The pets are fine apart from the fact that they cant tell if their owners are talking to them or somebody else. ;D
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A man goes to his doctor, lifts his arm up & down & says "It hurts when i do this" the doctor replies "don't do it then"!!!
God bless Tommy Cooper, the man was a one off. 8-) :y
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;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
Mines very heavy too, but she says she's not cross eyed :D