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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: kjf7 on 21 May 2009, 23:44:16
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no need for the 'r' in minger! :y
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Are you ok? Does someone look after you? :P
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no need to be like that ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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He can be quite bitchy sometimes. ;) :D ;D
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no need to be like that ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Be like what? just wondered if you would like to get your problems off your chest? It wouldn't go any further you know that ::)
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no need to be like that ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
How do you expect him to be........... :o
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no need for the 'r' in minger! :y
What's a minge then? :-/
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He can be quite bitchy sometimes. ;) :D ;D
Whats wrong with me?
Im itching like a man on a fuzzy tree
My friends say Im actin wild as a bug
Im in love
Im all shook up
Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!
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beaver
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no need for the 'r' in minger! :y
What's a minge then? :-/
I could tell you but I'd blush ;)
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no need for the 'r' in minger! :y
What's a minge then? :-/
He is a can short of a six pack Zulu, don't think he can spell either :D ;D
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no need for the 'r' in minger! :y
What's a minge then? :-/
He is a can short of a six pack Zulu, don't think he can spell either :D ;D
My mind is now at ease Great One - I thank you :y :y
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aint it somebody who's tight with money ?could be a moaning person or a bobo[horse] not sure i did no it was on the tipof me tongue this morning! ;D ;D :y
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no need for the 'r' in minger! :y
What's a minge then? :-/
I could tell you but I'd blush ;)
I could never have that on my conscience Ali ;D ;D
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aint it somebody who's tight with honey? could be a moaning person as I smell like a horse. Not sure i did know I had tipex on me tongue this morning! ;D ;D :y
There is some strange people on this forum :o :P
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He can be quite bitchy sometimes. ;) :D ;D
Whats wrong with me?
Im itching like a man on a fuzzy tree
My friends say Im actin wild as a bug
Im on drugs
Im all breaked up
Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!
;D ;D ;D
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aint it somebody who's tight with money ?could be a moaning person or a bobo[horse] not sure i did no it was on the tipof me tongue this morning! [/highlight];D ;D :y
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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aint it somebody who's tight with honey? could be a moaning person as I smell like a horse. Not sure i did know I had tipex on me tongue this morning! ;D ;D :y
There is some strange people on this forum :o :P
And we're the richer for it my Lord ;D ;D
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aint it somebody who's tight with honey? could be a moaning person as I smell like a horse. Not sure i did know I had tipex on me tongue this morning! ;D ;D :y
There is some strange people on this forum :o :P
And we're the richer for it my Lord ;D ;D
That's a point, I thought he was a King?????
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aint it somebody who's tight with honey? could be a moaning person as I smell like a horse. Not sure i did know I had tipex on me tongue this morning! ;D ;D :y
There is some strange people on this forum :o :P
And we're the richer for it my Lord ;D ;D
So its you that is getting paid for getting all these starnge people on here then? :D
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aint it somebody who's tight with honey? could be a moaning person as I smell like a horse. Not sure i did know I had tipex on me tongue this morning! ;D ;D :y
There is some strange people on this forum :o :P
And we're the richer for it my Lord ;D ;D
That's a point, I thought he was a King?????
There is only One King...."Please dont ask me whats on my mind
Im a little mixed up, but Im feelin fine" :P
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my missis says iam strange and i think i might have altzimers because i said to her this afternoon you whats her name now mmmm anyway isaid hows about a bit of you no what ?she turned round and said youve had that !do you no i can't remember !must be losing it! :y
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aint it somebody who's tight with honey? could be a moaning person as I smell like a horse. Not sure i did know I had tipex on me tongue this morning! ;D ;D :y
There is some strange people on this forum :o :P
And we're the richer for it my Lord ;D ;D
So its you that is getting paid for getting all these starnge people on here then? :D
;D ;D ;D absolutely priceless ;D ;D ;D
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all worth it then everyones having a chat and lizzy zoom will have to change her name again!
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aint it somebody who's tight with honey? could be a moaning person as I smell like a horse. Not sure i did know I had tipex on me tongue this morning! ;D ;D :y
There is some strange people on this forum :o :P
And we're the richer for it my Lord ;D ;D
That's a point, I thought he was a King?????
There is only One King...."Please dont ask me whats on my mind
Im a little mixed up, but Im feelin fine" :P
What did you do, :D I have had some computer problems so have missed a lot over the last few days :'(
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mixed up, im not surprised from stoke. :D
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mixed up, im not surprised from stoke. :D
Well, I can't argue with that........... :D :D
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all worth it then everyones having a chat and lizzy zoom will have to change her name again!
This is one for all your Strangers out there (in my Best Elvis voice)
"Now and then, there is a fool such as I" ;D
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my missis says iam strange and i think i might have altzimers because i said to her this afternoon you whats her name now mmmm anyway isaid hows about a bit of you no what ?she turned round and said youve had that !do you no i can't remember !must be losing it! :y
I'll be rich beyond the dreams of avarice if this keeps up ;D ;D
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aint it somebody who's tight with honey? could be a moaning person as I smell like a horse. Not sure i did know I had tipex on me tongue this morning! ;D ;D :y
There is some strange people on this forum :o :P
And we're the richer for it my Lord ;D ;D
So its you that is getting paid for getting all these starnge people on here then? :D
;D ;D ;D absolutely priceless ;D ;D ;D
Viva Las Vegas ;D :P :P
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aint it somebody who's tight with honey? could be a moaning person as I smell like a horse. Not sure i did know I had tipex on me tongue this morning! ;D ;D :y
There is some strange people on this forum :o :P
And we're the richer for it my Lord ;D ;D
That's a point, I thought he was a King?????
There is only One King...."Please dont ask me whats on my mind
Im a little mixed up, but Im feelin fine" :P
What did you do, :D I have had some computer problems so have missed a lot over the last few days,but you were always on my mind Daz.
Im sure he will appreciate that Mike. :y ;D ;D ;D
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What's this ELVIS night............... :D :D :D
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aint it somebody who's tight with honey? could be a moaning person as I smell like a horse. Not sure i did know I had tipex on me tongue this morning! ;D ;D :y
There is some strange people on this forum :o :P
And we're the richer for it my Lord ;D ;D
That's a point, I thought he was a King?????
There is only One King...."Please dont ask me whats on my mind
Im a little mixed up, but Im feelin fine" :P
What did you do, :D I have had some computer problems so have missed a lot over the last few days,but you were always on my mind Daz.
Im sure he will appreciate that Mike. :y ;D ;D ;D
Albs his name, he's my latest flame :-*
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aint it somebody who's tight with honey? could be a moaning person as I smell like a horse. Not sure i did know I had tipex on me tongue this morning! ;D ;D :y
There is some strange people on this forum :o :P
And we're the richer for it my Lord ;D ;D
That's a point, I thought he was a King?????
There is only One King...."Please dont ask me whats on my mind
Im a little mixed up, but Im feelin fine" :P
What did you do, :D I have had some computer problems so have missed a lot over the last few days,but you were always on my mind Daz.
Im sure he will appreciate that Mike. :y ;D ;D ;D
I would say break off, but we are not swearing so............. :P :P :P
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does he call his house heartbreak hotel! ;D
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i went to a funeral this morning it was very upsetting .when i came out of the church i saw four blokes with a coffin on their shoulders going round and round and round i said to the grave digger whats up with them he says i think they have lost the plot ;D ;D
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What's this ELVIS night............... :D :D :D
It's now or never! :P
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does he call his house heartbreak hotel! ;D
Its right at the end of lonely street. :y
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i went to a funeral this morning it was very upsetting .when i came out of the church i saw four blokes with a coffin on their shoulders going round and round and round i said to the grave digger whats up with them he says i think they have lost the plot ;D ;D
LOL ;D ;D ;D Nearly spat out my Whisky, you have committed a cardinal sin...........
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aint it somebody who's tight with honey? could be a moaning person as I smell like a horse. Not sure i did know I had tipex on me tongue this morning! ;D ;D :y
There is some strange people on this forum :o :P
And we're the richer for it my Lord ;D ;D
That's a point, I thought he was a King?????
There is only One King...."Please dont ask me whats on my mind
Im a little mixed up, but Im feelin fine" :P
What did you do, :D I have had some computer problems so have missed a lot over the last few days,but you were always on my mind Daz.
Im sure he will appreciate that Mike. :y ;D ;D ;D
Very good indeed Albs ;D ;D
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What's this ELVIS night............... :D :D :D
It's now or never! :P
;D ;D ;D your a - Flaming Star ;D
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does this repelent came in an arsehole can as cant keep the birds away
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aint it somebody who's tight with honey? could be a moaning person as I smell like a horse. Not sure i did know I had tipex on me tongue this morning! ;D ;D :y
There is some strange people on this forum :o :P
And we're the richer for it my Lord ;D ;D
That's a point, I thought he was a King?????
There is only One King...."Please dont ask me whats on my mind
Im a little mixed up, but Im feelin fine" :P
What did you do, :D I have had some computer problems so have missed a lot over the last few days,but you were always on my mind Daz.
Im sure he will appreciate that Mike. :y ;D ;D ;D
Very good indeed Albs ;D ;D
Don't encourage him.......... :D :D :D
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aint it somebody who's tight with honey? could be a moaning person as I smell like a horse. Not sure i did know I had tipex on me tongue this morning! ;D ;D :y
There is some strange people on this forum :o :P
And we're the richer for it my Lord ;D ;D
That's a point, I thought he was a King?????
There is only One King...."Please dont ask me whats on my mind
Im a little mixed up, but Im feelin fine" :P
What did you do, :D I have had some computer problems so have missed a lot over the last few days,but you were always on my mind Daz.
Im sure he will appreciate that Mike. :y ;D ;D ;D
Very good indeed Albs ;D ;D
Don't encourage him.......... :D :D :D
No, no Vamps this talent must be revealed to the world, it might well stabilize the country, right all wrongs and make us better citizens ;) ;)
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Does this repelent came in a can that will make me smell nice perhpas even of the Green Green Grass of Home?
I am worried that you do need someone to look after you :D
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Does this repelent came in a can that will make me smell nice perhpas even of the Green Green Grass of Home?
I am worried that you do need someone to look after you :D
I am worried that we may well have slipped into the Dark Side ;) ;)
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Does this repelent came in a can that will make me smell nice perhpas even of the Green Green Grass of Home?
I am worried that you do need someone to look after you :D
I am worried that I may well have slipped into the Dark Side along with you ;) ;)
Why cant you see, What youre doing to me!!! :(
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how the bloody hell did you do that all i did was put an 'a' in come but you probably did'nt see that to busy ..............b............x.......to many l's
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Does this repelent came in a can that will make me smell nice perhpas even of the Green Green Grass of Home?
I am worried that you do need someone to look after you :D
I am worried that I may well have slipped into the Dark Side along with you ;) ;)
Why cant you see, What youre doing to me!!! :(
We can, that is why we are doing it............. :P :P :P :D :D :D
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how the bloody hell did you do that I wish I was as Brilliant and as good looking as you Loo-knee the Minger Repelent all i did was put an 'r' in my first post, come to think of it I would Love you Tender but you probably wont fancy me :(
Well that is a lovely thing to say but I'm afraid your not my Teddy Bear :-*
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Does this repelent came in a can that will make me smell nice perhpas even of the Green Green Grass of Home?
I am worried that you do need someone to look after you :D
I am worried that I may well have slipped into the Dark Side along with you ;) ;)
Why cant you see, What youre doing to me!!! :(
Don't be sad my Lord, I am sensitive to your needs, after all I don't have a wooden heart ;D :y :y
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dont worry daz he's all shook up! :y
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how the bloody hell did you do that all i did was put an 'a' in come but you probably did'nt see that to busy ..............b............x.......to many l's
you been caught in a trap :D
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Does this repelent came in a can that will make me smell nice perhpas even of the Green Green Grass of Home?
I am worried that you do need someone to look after you :D
I am worried that I may well have slipped into the Dark Side along with you ;) ;)
Why cant you see, What youre doing to me!!! :(
Don't be sad my Lord, I am sensitive to your needs, after all I don't have a wooden heart ;D :y :y
I have that effect on All Women and Some men to be honest, but you do sound like the Devil in Disguise :-* :-*
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i will be cryin in the chapel next! :y
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how the bloody hell did you do that all i did was put an 'a' in come but you probably did'nt see that to busy ..............b............x.......to many l's
you been caught in a trap :D
And cant walk out ;D
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i will be cryin in the chapel next! :y
Where, In the Ghetto?
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dont worry daz he's all shook up! :y
But not ready to Surrender ::)
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Does this repelent came in a can that will make me smell nice perhpas even of the Green Green Grass of Home?
I am worried that you do need someone to look after you :D
I am worried that I may well have slipped into the Dark Side along with you ;) ;)
Why cant you see, What youre doing to me!!! :(
Don't be sad my Lord, I am sensitive to your needs, after all I don't have a wooden heart ;D :y :y
I have that effect on All Women and Some men to be honest, but you do sound like the Devil in Disguise :-* :-*
Thats the wonder of you. :D
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its over! is it! :y
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You know Albs you really are my Good Luck Charm :-*
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its over! is it! :y
I hope so.......... ;D ;D
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its over! is it! :y
Not until the fat Guitar Man says so :P
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I don't want to lower the tone here but I'm afraid that I've just pissed myself laughing and I don't know if that's a good thing or not ;D ;D :-X
I wonder if it's my age or should I just seek advice :-/ :-/
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this is terrible i cant take anymore what makes it worse is i went to graceland and did the whole tour hotel tuplo the lot and the private planes even had my pic taaken with the king but i'm 6'4 and he's the same bloody hight in them!
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AND I NEED TO GO TO BED............. ::) ::) ::)
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I don't want to lower the tone here but I'm afraid that I've just pissed myself laughing and I don't know if that's a good thing or not ;D ;D :-X
I wonder if it's my age or should I just seek advice :-/ :-/
Yes, Go Directly to Jailhouse Rock, if you pass go don't collect £200 :P
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I don't want to lower the tone here but I'm afraid that I've just pissed myself laughing and I don't know if that's a good thing or not ;D ;D :-X
I wonder if it's my age or should I just seek advice :-/ :-/
you might get locked up for that sort of thing,dont worry though,me and Daz will come and visit and bring our guitars.We can have a bit of
Jailhouse rock. :y
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AND I NEED TO GO TO BED............. ::) ::) ::)
Don't go just yet Vamps, history is unfolding before our very eyes :D :D
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snap. ;D ;D
I may need to contact Mrs Albs for some more Elvis song titles,she knows them all. ::)
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this is terrible i cant take anymore what makes it worse is i went to graceland and did the whole tour hotel tuplo the lot and the private planes even had my pic taaken with the king but i'm 6'4 and he's the same bloody hight in them!
Same height in what His Private Plane? no way, your at it again.. If I Can Dream ;D
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have we got suspicious minds maybe! :y
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snap. ;D ;D
Beat ya though just like my Fizzer would ;D :P
Rock a Hula, Rock a Hula ;D
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I don't want to lower the tone here but I'm afraid that I've just pissed myself laughing and I don't know if that's a good thing or not ;D ;D :-X
I wonder if it's my age or should I just seek advice :-/ :-/
you might get locked up for that sort of thing,dont worry though,me and Daz will come and visit and bring our guitars.We can have a bit of
Jailhouse rock. :y
;D ;D The crack ;) would indeed be ninety :D :D
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snap. ;D ;D
I may need to contact Mrs Albs for some more Elvis song titles,she knows them all. ::)
I must admit I am running out too, might have to ask the bloke next door who is in a band, funny as its called The American Trilogy ;D
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Goodnight one and all, I retire fulfilled, content and in a much better place to that I found myself before joining this post :-* :-* :-* :y
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I was a little bored earlier to but rather enjoyed myself :y
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Time to get your head down
Way down. :D
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your a Hard Headed Woman Albs ;D ;D ;D :P
Night x x x
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don't be cruel say goodnight to proud mary! :y last one honest
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Night all. :y
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nighty nite :y