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Title: Funny ....
Post by: HolyCount on 02 June 2009, 22:13:26

Missus passed on this email to me -- a warning maybe ????................

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:

'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

' How long will this take?' I asked.

' They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.

I stopped.

'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for your arse, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Title: Re: Funny ....
Post by: crazyjoetavola on 02 June 2009, 22:16:42

 ;D ;D ;D I would defy anyone not to laugh  ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 02 June 2009, 22:19:53

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: Entwood on 02 June 2009, 22:20:25

I wish I had the courage ......

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: smoothomega on 02 June 2009, 22:21:41

pmsl  ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: miggcddave on 02 June 2009, 22:23:12

thats brill  ;D ;D

Title: Re: Funny ....
Post by: Gareth Lewis on 02 June 2009, 22:38:34

Very Very Good ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Omega man 2 on 02 June 2009, 22:38:54

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Funny ....
Post by: amigov6 on 02 June 2009, 22:49:34

So that's where Andrex got the inspiration for the "puppies" advert!!! :D

Title: Re: Funny ....
Post by: Vamps on 03 June 2009, 00:23:24

Nice one............... ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Funny ....
Post by: MikeDundee on 03 June 2009, 05:31:07

Very funny indeed :y..... ;D ;D

Title: Re: Funny ....
Post by: Chris_H on 03 June 2009, 08:42:59

Quote

;D ;D ;D I would defy anyone not to laugh  ;D ;D ;D

Defying, defying, defying...






...Oh blast! ;D

Title: Re: Funny ....
Post by: ScottieMV6 on 03 June 2009, 09:29:46

Brilliant  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Funny ....
Post by: Ghost on 03 June 2009, 11:20:47

Good one mate. ;D ;D ;D