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Title: saturday's rib tickler
Post by: djm1964 on 06 June 2009, 14:03:38

 
LITTLE BOY ON THE BUS


A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.' The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.' The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'
The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, 'Maybe you should wear a condom and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.'   
Title: Re: saturday's rib tickler
Post by: Robski on 06 June 2009, 17:17:41
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 06 June 2009, 17:20:39
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: crazyjoetavola on 06 June 2009, 17:45:37
 ;D ;D it ticks all the boxes djm  ;D ;D
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Post by: nick v6 on 06 June 2009, 20:17:55
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: mantagte on 06 June 2009, 20:23:12
very good ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Ghost on 06 June 2009, 21:06:52
Good one mate. ;D ;D ;D