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Title: Joke for today the loving Husband
Post by: bluehawk on 11 June 2009, 07:17:28

THE LOVING HUSBAND

A man had two of the best tickets for the FA Cup Final. As he sits down & another man comes along & asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No", he says, "the seat is empty."

"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final, the biggest sporting event of the year & not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me but she passed away. This is the first Final we haven't been to together since we got
married."

"Oh... Gees ..I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?"


The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at the funeral."
 ::)

Title: Re: Joke for today the loving Husband
Post by: ScottieMV6 on 11 June 2009, 14:25:10

 :y :y Very good!  ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joke for today the loving Husband
Post by: Missy_MV6 on 11 June 2009, 16:20:17

pmsl ;D

Title: Re: Joke for today the loving Husband
Post by: amigov6 on 11 June 2009, 16:46:16

Priorities!!!!

Title: Re: Joke for today the loving Husband
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 11 June 2009, 17:10:52

Great one! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Joke for today the loving Husband
Post by: crazyjoetavola on 11 June 2009, 17:20:16

 ;D an old one - but none the less, worthy  ;D

Title: Re: Joke for today the loving Husband
Post by: Omega man 2 on 11 June 2009, 17:22:21

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joke for today the loving Husband
Post by: Del Boy on 11 June 2009, 20:21:55

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joke for today the loving Husband
Post by: miggcddave on 11 June 2009, 21:08:33

 ;D ;D ;D tops  :y