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Title: Joke
Post by: waspy on 19 June 2009, 20:48:43
Now on sale at Ikea- Lesbian beds, there's no screwing involved, it's all tongue in groove.
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: kris on 19 June 2009, 20:51:18
 ;D  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Post by: Omega man 2 on 19 June 2009, 20:53:37
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Post by: Del Boy on 19 June 2009, 20:54:04
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Will they be demostrating like they do with on their products on T.V?  ::)
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Post by: KillerWatt on 19 June 2009, 21:01:21
A man walks into a bar and orders 12 tequilas. The bartender asked, "What's wrong."

The guy says that he just found out that his youngest son is gay.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry about that buddy."

After a couple of days the guy comes back and orders 15 tequilas.
The bartender enquires, "What's wrong now?" To which the guy responds that he found out that his eldest son is also gay. The bartender says that he's sorry.

The guy returned a few days later and ordered 20 tequilas.

The bartender burst out, "Isn't anyone in your family gettin' any pussy?!" and the guy looks up and sneers, "Yeah, my wife!!!!!"
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: waspy on 19 June 2009, 21:02:37
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Will they be demostrating like they do with on their products on T.V?  ::)

I have the DVD collection :-X
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: waspy on 19 June 2009, 21:03:36
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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 tequilas. The bartender asked, "What's wrong."

The guy says that he just found out that his youngest son is gay.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry about that buddy."

After a couple of days the guy comes back and orders 15 tequilas.
The bartender enquires, "What's wrong now?" To which the guy responds that he found out that his eldest son is also gay. The bartender says that he's sorry.

The guy returned a few days later and ordered 20 tequilas.

The bartender burst out, "Isn't anyone in your family gettin' any pussy?!" and the guy looks up and sneers, "Yeah, my wife!!!!!"

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Omega man 2 on 19 June 2009, 21:04:49
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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 tequilas. The bartender asked, "What's wrong."

The guy says that he just found out that his youngest son is gay.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry about that buddy."

After a couple of days the guy comes back and orders 15 tequilas.
The bartender enquires, "What's wrong now?" To which the guy responds that he found out that his eldest son is also gay. The bartender says that he's sorry.

The guy returned a few days later and ordered 20 tequilas.

The bartender burst out, "Isn't anyone in your family gettin' any pussy?!" and the guy looks up and sneers, "Yeah, my wife!!!!!"

Nice one ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Del Boy on 19 June 2009, 21:05:56
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Will they be demostrating like they do with on their products on T.V?  ::)

I have the DVD collection :-X
Can I borrow it  :-?  ;)
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: crazyjoetavola on 19 June 2009, 21:23:00
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Now on sale at Ikea- Lesbian beds, there's no screwing involved, it's all tongue in groove.

 

[smiley=tekst-toppie.gif]  I thank you sir :y :y

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: crazyjoetavola on 19 June 2009, 21:24:55
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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 tequilas. The bartender asked, "What's wrong."

The guy says that he just found out that his youngest son is gay.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry about that buddy."

After a couple of days the guy comes back and orders 15 tequilas.
The bartender enquires, "What's wrong now?" To which the guy responds that he found out that his eldest son is also gay. The bartender says that he's sorry.

The guy returned a few days later and ordered 20 tequilas.

The bartender burst out, "Isn't anyone in your family gettin' any pussy?!" and the guy looks up and sneers, "Yeah, my wife!!!!!"



 ;D ;D splendid, Killer  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: astroblaster on 20 June 2009, 01:26:29
 ;D ;Dsweet ;D ;D
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Post by: Gareth Lewis on 20 June 2009, 01:29:15
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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 tequilas. The bartender asked, "What's wrong."

The guy says that he just found out that his youngest son is gay.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry about that buddy."

After a couple of days the guy comes back and orders 15 tequilas.
The bartender enquires, "What's wrong now?" To which the guy responds that he found out that his eldest son is also gay. The bartender says that he's sorry.

The guy returned a few days later and ordered 20 tequilas.

The bartender burst out, "Isn't anyone in your family gettin' any pussy?!" and the guy looks up and sneers, "Yeah, my wife!!!!!"

Your best yet! ;D ;D
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: crazyjoetavola on 20 June 2009, 14:46:47
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;D ;Dsweet ;D ;D


It is indeed the nectar of the Gods, astro 8-) 8-) 8-)
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: amigov6 on 20 June 2009, 21:39:07
Lapping it up!!!! :P