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Title: Joke
Post by: Turk on 20 June 2009, 20:50:24

A duck walks into a bar...

"Got any bread ?"

Barman says "No".

"Got any bread ?"

"No !"

"Got any bread ?"

"NO !!"

"Got any bread ?"

"No...we haven't any bread !!"

"Got any bread ?"

"Look, if you ask me that one more time, I'll nail your beak to the bar, you irritating little toerag !"

"Got any nails ?"

[size=12]NO !!![/size]

"Got any bread ?"

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Post by: crazyjoetavola on 20 June 2009, 21:05:48

 ;D ;D a two grin gag Turk  ;D ;D

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Post by: Omega man 2 on 20 June 2009, 21:07:05

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: STMO123 on 20 June 2009, 21:08:26

FFS............... ;D ;D

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Post by: amigov6 on 20 June 2009, 21:36:58

Quote

FFS............... ;D ;D

I was gonna say that!!!!!!!!!! ::)

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Post by: Kieran on 20 June 2009, 21:41:45

 ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: mars on 20 June 2009, 22:05:38

Oh dear. ;) :) ;D ;D

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Post by: CaptainZok on 20 June 2009, 22:49:56

That got the Gnome chuckling away in his chair. :y :y

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Post by: Del Boy on 20 June 2009, 22:50:59

Had that before always makes me laugh  ;D ;D

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Post by: Ghost on 20 June 2009, 22:54:44

Good one mate :y

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Post by: Varche on 21 June 2009, 10:50:54

 ;D ;D ;D