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Title: joke
Post by: moggy on 22 June 2009, 18:41:09
I phoned the doctors today to book an appointment,the girl said.The only appointment i have is a week on Tuesday i said i might be better by then .she said well sod off and stop bothering us  :D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: joke
Post by: Welung666 on 22 June 2009, 18:42:20
That's reality at our surgery :(
Title: Re: joke
Post by: crazyjoetavola on 22 June 2009, 18:46:44
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I phoned the doctors today to book an appointment,the girl said.The only appointment i have is a week on Tuesday i said i might be better by then .she said well sod off and stop bothering us  :D ;D ;D ;D


Yep, that's well up to standard Moggy ;D :y
Title: Re: joke
Post by: Ghost on 22 June 2009, 18:59:48
Isnt that normal.? :-/
Title: Re: joke
Post by: moggy on 22 June 2009, 19:00:15
How about this then zulu 77,How many ears does captain kirk have.3 his left ear his right ear and his final frontier ::) ;D ;D
Title: Re: joke
Post by: dbug on 22 June 2009, 19:00:53
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I phoned the doctors today to book an appointment,the girl said.The only appointment i have is a week on Tuesday i said i might be better by then .she said well sod off and stop bothering us  :D ;D ;D ;D

Or have died !!
Title: Re: joke
Post by: Vamps on 22 June 2009, 22:44:24
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How about this then zulu 77,How many ears does captain kirk have.3 his left ear his right ear and his final frontier ::) ;D ;D
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How dusty is that one.................... :D :D :D
Title: Another Doctor joke
Post by: HolyCount on 22 June 2009, 22:49:55
A Kentucky couple, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children.

They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed".

The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision,why after nine children, would they choose to do this.

The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish
Title: Re: joke
Post by: crazyjoetavola on 22 June 2009, 23:24:32
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How about this then zulu 77,How many ears does captain kirk have.3 his left ear his right ear and his final frontier ::) ;D ;D


Moggy - you're a gem :y :y :y
Title: Re: Another Doctor joke
Post by: crazyjoetavola on 22 June 2009, 23:26:01
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A Kentucky couple, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children.

They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed".

The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision,why after nine children, would they choose to do this.

The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish



 ;D ;D subtle, but good HC  :y :y