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Title: sex
Post by: moggy on 22 June 2009, 19:05:40
If love is blind how come Ann summers crotchless knickers cost £45
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Post by: HolyCount on 22 June 2009, 19:06:54
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If love is blind how come Ann summers crotchless knickers cost £45

Cos they let your fingers do the talking !!!!
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Post by: kris on 22 June 2009, 19:07:39
if all brides are beautiful where the f*ck do ugly wives come from
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Post by: dbug on 22 June 2009, 19:11:23
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Yes please  :y
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Post by: Ghost on 22 June 2009, 19:11:45
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if all brides are beautiful where the f*ck do ugly wives come from
There is no ugly women theres just not enough alcohol :y
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Post by: Richie London on 22 June 2009, 19:12:08
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if all brides are beautiful where the f*ck do ugly wives come from

the same place as there mums  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: omegod on 22 June 2009, 19:31:53
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if all brides are beautiful where the f*ck do ugly wives come from

Manchester............. ;D
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Post by: KillerWatt on 22 June 2009, 19:32:42
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If love is blind how come Ann summers crotchless knickers cost £45
Because they rely on people's embarrasment/inability to look in shops where you can buy the same crap for £10
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Post by: TheBoy on 22 June 2009, 19:36:11
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If love is blind how come Ann summers crotchless knickers cost £45
Because they rely on people's embarrasment/inability to look in shops where you can buy the same crap for £10
I'd just take a pair of scissors to the ol' bags ones.... ;D    ...though at my age, I'd rather have a nice cup of tea instead....
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Post by: Pedro on 22 June 2009, 20:10:36
Sex.

I can just about remember that...............
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Post by: Welung666 on 22 June 2009, 21:22:15
Sex, comes after five and before seven :y
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Post by: redelitev6 on 22 June 2009, 21:43:19
Isn't sex what they deliver coal in ?
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Post by: hotel21 on 22 June 2009, 21:45:48
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Isn't sex what they deliver coal in ?
Only in the posh bits of town....   ;D
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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 22 June 2009, 21:57:28
Sex is what keeps you fit before marriage.....and hence why so many married men have Gym membership!
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Post by: webby23 on 22 June 2009, 22:01:03
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if all brides are beautiful where the f*ck do ugly wives come from

Manchester............. ;D

Liverpool........?

 ;D
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Post by: crazyjoetavola on 22 June 2009, 23:40:19
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If love is blind how come Ann summers crotchless knickers cost £45

Cos they let your fingers do the talking !!!!


Boom Boom!!!  ;D ;D :y
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Post by: crazyjoetavola on 22 June 2009, 23:43:10
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Sex, comes after five and before seven :y



.....how right you are Welung :y :y