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Title: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Del Boy on 21 June 2009, 09:44:10
Right here goes prepare yourself for an essay and some news,

Well when this account was first registered on the forum it was infact my at the time 13 year old son who registered on here, he also did about the first 500 posts and put all of his details in i.e Name, Day and month of birth e-mail apart from the real year he was born everything was him apart from all the things he was saying they were me. But one thing I will say is as soon as I found out this I took over the account straight away (so the past 3500 posts have been the real me, well me posting anyways) and told him no more of this.

 You could ask why didn't I tell you this earlier, well I thought someone with 500 posts changing their name and DOB would seem a little dodgy. If you would like me gone off of here then I would totally understand as everyone on here is totally respectable  :y

All I can say is sorry and I should've told you much earlier so yeah thats it really, like I said i've done the past 3500 posts but if you want me gone i'll understand and sorry again  :y
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: KillerWatt on 21 June 2009, 09:47:55
I'd be more ashamed that a child managed to pass themselves off as me and I didn't know about it.
You obviously don't monitor what your kids do on the net and are therefore completely irresponsible as a parent  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Del Boy on 21 June 2009, 09:53:32
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I'd be more ashamed that a child managed to pass themselves off as me and I didn't know about it.
You obviously don't monitor what your kids do on the net and are therefore completely irresponsible as a parent  ;D ;D ;D

The thing is mate I do monitor, thats the thing all history was deleted etc so pretty much I gotm out done by a kid  :-[
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 21 June 2009, 09:56:42
Put your son back on  ;D ;D :P
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Del Boy on 21 June 2009, 09:57:32
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Put your son back on  ;D ;D :P
Charming  ;D
See this is what I mean by respectable, because anywhere else would've been like p*ss off etc but you guys and girls are different  :y
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: HolyCount on 21 June 2009, 10:00:01
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I'd be more ashamed that a child managed to pass themselves off as me and I didn't know about it.
You obviously don't monitor what your kids do on the net and are therefore completely irresponsible as a parent  ;D ;D ;D

The thing is mate I do monitor, thats the thing all history was deleted etc so pretty much I gotm out done by a kid  :-[

I doubt there is a parent among us that hasn't been outmanouvered by  their offspring at some point !!!  Many of them still don't know !!!!!
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 21 June 2009, 10:03:17
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Put your son back on  ;D ;D :P
Charming  ;D
See this is what I mean by respectable, because anywhere else would've been like p*ss off etc but you guys and girls are different  :y

Oh no we aren't, oh no we aren't.....

Just tell more lies.... well some of them do  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: crazyjoetavola on 21 June 2009, 10:27:32
Your real problem LSG, lies in that after the age of forty, it's all downhill from here on in. :( :( ;D :y
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Del Boy on 21 June 2009, 10:30:13
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Your real problem LSG, lies in that after the age of forty, it's all downhill from here on in. :( :( ;D :y
Exactly shouldn't have said my real age  :-/  ;)
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: KillerWatt on 21 June 2009, 10:55:53
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I'd be more ashamed that a child managed to pass themselves off as me and I didn't know about it.
You obviously don't monitor what your kids do on the net and are therefore completely irresponsible as a parent  ;D ;D ;D

The thing is mate I do monitor, thats the thing all history was deleted etc so pretty much I gotm out done by a kid  :-[
His history will still be in the registry, but you don't want to be there unless you are confident.

K9 Web Filter is what you want......... http://www1.k9webprotection.com/

It's free, uses bugger all resources, lets you specify access times, keeps a history of everything the little darlings do (which they can't delete), and all round pi$$es them off because it's pretty good.

Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Del Boy on 21 June 2009, 11:04:21
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I'd be more ashamed that a child managed to pass themselves off as me and I didn't know about it.
You obviously don't monitor what your kids do on the net and are therefore completely irresponsible as a parent  ;D ;D ;D

The thing is mate I do monitor, thats the thing all history was deleted etc so pretty much I gotm out done by a kid  :-[
His history will still be in the registry, but you don't want to be there unless you are confident.

K9 Web Filter is what you want......... http://www1.k9webprotection.com/

It's free, uses bugger all resources, lets you specify access times, keeps a history of everything the little darlings do (which they can't delete), and all round pi$$es them off because it's pretty good.

Well he's 15 now so he looks at what he likes on the net if you know what I mean  ;D

Thanks for taking this well too  :y
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: KillerWatt on 21 June 2009, 11:07:02
I think you should get one of your mates (who he doesn't know) to dress up as a copper and then turn up to interview your lad with the consideration of reporting him for several offences under the computer misuse act  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Del Boy on 21 June 2009, 11:08:31
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I think you should get one of your mates (who he doesn't know) to dress up as a copper and then turn up to interview your lad with the consideration of reporting him for several offences under the computer misuse act  ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D Thats a good idea  :D

Should I change my screen name or leave it  :-?
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: crazyjoetavola on 21 June 2009, 11:23:50
Leave it, could start a poll though :y
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Del Boy on 21 June 2009, 11:26:30
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Leave it, could start a poll though :y

Yeah I think I will, but remember Del is the name but, just stick to LSG if you have to  :y
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Lazydocker on 21 June 2009, 11:26:55
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Put your son back on  ;D ;D :P

Definitely... He made more sense ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Del Boy on 21 June 2009, 11:29:22
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Put your son back on  ;D ;D :P

Definitely... He made more sense ;D ;D ;D
He said there should be accounts for mini members  ;D
I must say he's 15 and better at English than me  :y ;D
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 21 June 2009, 11:45:04
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Put your son back on  ;D ;D :P

Definitely... He made more sense ;D ;D ;D
He said there should be accounts for mini members  ;DI must say he's 15 and better at English than me  :y ;D

  ;D :y
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: BERTIECBX550 on 21 June 2009, 11:49:20
Is your sons name Rodders by any chance???? and do you live in nelson mandela house??? in peckham??? ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I know I know I`ll get me coat an hat..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Del Boy on 21 June 2009, 11:53:17
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Is your sons name Rodders by any chance???? and do you live in nelson mandela house??? in peckham??? ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I know I know I`ll get me coat an hat..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: STMO123 on 21 June 2009, 12:37:39
Would it annoy you if I kept calling you Liam, Del? ::)
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: doog on 21 June 2009, 12:44:30
i think its very funny
I did notice that the quality of posts went down after the first 500  :y

Doug
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Del Boy on 21 June 2009, 12:51:41
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i think its very funny
I did notice that the quality of posts went down after the first 500  :y

Doug
;D ;D
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Del Boy on 21 June 2009, 12:51:55
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Would it annoy you if I kept calling you Liam, Del? ::)
;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 21 June 2009, 13:03:47
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my real name is Del and my real DOB is the 26/02/69.

Can we also have your full name, address, telephone number, and the last 4 numbers of your credit card?  ;D
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Del Boy on 21 June 2009, 13:06:32
Why would you want that  ;D
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 21 June 2009, 13:09:56
Anyway Mr. LSG.... how do we know that you are not Mr. LSG junior talking to us now??

 ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Omega man 2 on 21 June 2009, 13:10:00
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Why would you want that  ;D

Probably to buy headgaskets from trecci ;D ;D :-X
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Del Boy on 21 June 2009, 13:24:41
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Anyway Mr. LSG.... how do we know that you are not Mr. LSG junior talking to us now??

 ::) ::) ::) ::)
Because he's watching T.V, and I told him if he does something like it again i'll kick his teeth down his throat  :)
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 21 June 2009, 13:27:12
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Anyway Mr. LSG.... how do we know that you are not Mr. LSG junior talking to us now??

 ::) ::) ::) ::)
Because he's watching T.V, and I told him if he does something like it again i'll kick his teeth down his throat  :)


I think this is Mr. LSG Junior because an adult would not speak like that on Fathers Day especially  ;D ;D :P
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Del Boy on 21 June 2009, 13:27:50
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Anyway Mr. LSG.... how do we know that you are not Mr. LSG junior talking to us now??

 ::) ::) ::) ::)
Because he's watching T.V, and I told him if he does something like it again i'll kick his teeth down his throat  :)


I think this is Mr. LSG Junior because an adult would not speak like that on Fathers Day especially  ;D ;D :P
;D ;D
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: CaptainZok on 21 June 2009, 14:52:06
If the lad's interested in being a forum member I'm sure admin won't have a problem with him having his own account.
Tonygnome is only 15 and he's had an account on here for years now.
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Del Boy on 21 June 2009, 14:56:59
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If the lad's interested in being a forum member I'm sure admin won't have a problem with him having his own account.
Tonygnome is only 15 and he's had an account on here for years now.
That'll interest him a lot to be honest, i'll tell him when he gets back in  :y
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Vamps on 21 June 2009, 21:56:57
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Put your son back on  ;D ;D :P

Definitely... He made more sense ;D ;D ;D

That was my first thoughts..............definitely been a deterioration... :D :D :D
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: doog on 21 June 2009, 22:40:23
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Anyway Mr. LSG.... how do we know that you are not Mr. LSG junior talking to us now??

 ::) ::) ::) ::)
Because he's watching T.V, and I told him if he does something like it again i'll kick his teeth down his throat  :)
woo i have just  learned a new parenting skill
thanks

Doug
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Banjax on 21 June 2009, 22:46:10
while we're on the subject....my first 100 posts were made by my dog, Han Solo, slavering on the screen and walking across the keys - see i keep his bisciuts in a jar above the desk where the pc is and....you know....he was getting on so well i left him to it - although it did mean i had to buy 2 omegas for appearance sake  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 22 June 2009, 12:07:28
Your lad doesn't drive your MV6 as well does he? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

I must say the first 500 posts 'you' made were as good as yours! 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;)

Just one serious point though Del, I would strongly recommend you remove your date of birth from this thread :o :o :o  There are people around who love cloning your details you know ::) ::) ::) ::) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: unlucky mark mv6 on 22 June 2009, 12:40:19
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Right here goes prepare yourself for an essay and some news,

Well when this account was first registered on the forum it was infact my at the time 13 year old son who registered on here, he also did about the first 500 posts and put all of his details in i.e Name, Day and month of birth e-mail apart from the real year he was born everything was him apart from all the things he was saying they were me. But one thing I will say is as soon as I found out this I took over the account straight away (so the past 3500 posts have been the real me, well me posting anyways) and told him no more of this.

 You could ask why didn't I tell you this earlier, well I thought someone with 500 posts changing their name and DOB would seem a little dodgy. If you would like me gone off of here then I would totally understand as everyone on here is totally respectable  :y

Anyway my real name is Del and my real DOB is the 26/02/69. All I can say is sorry and I should've told you much earlier so yeah thats it really, like I said i've done the past 3500 posts but if you want me gone i'll understand and sorry again  :y
Dont be daft mate,still happy to have you here. :y
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Ian_D on 22 June 2009, 13:52:43
PMSL!  ;D ;D ;D

Dont think it matters too much really as its all in the past anyway mate!  :y
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 22 June 2009, 18:53:20
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Your lad doesn't drive your MV6 as well does he? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

 He had his eye on it, until someone removed it from Del's custody...

 *whistles innocently* :y
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Del Boy on 22 June 2009, 20:49:22
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Your lad doesn't drive your MV6 as well does he? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

 He had his eye on it, until someone removed it from Del's custody...

 *whistles innocently* :y
How is it mate??

Also Lizzie mrs. said she saw you in sainsburys earlier bout 20 to 4, she said your car was very clean  :y
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 22 June 2009, 21:32:08
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Your lad doesn't drive your MV6 as well does he? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

 He had his eye on it, until someone removed it from Del's custody...

 *whistles innocently* :y
How is it mate??

Also Lizzie mrs. said she saw you in sainsburys earlier bout 20 to 4, she said your car was very clean  :y

That's right, and I parked next to a green 'T' reg Elite miggy, with a scratched off side rear wheel arch, with a bit of trim off the rear bumper. ;) ;)

Mine was clean as I had the Cosovo's wash and scrub it for the usual £5; they do a damn good job! :D :D 8-) 8-) 8-) ;)
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Del Boy on 23 June 2009, 18:20:46
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Your lad doesn't drive your MV6 as well does he? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

 He had his eye on it, until someone removed it from Del's custody...

 *whistles innocently* :y
How is it mate??

Also Lizzie mrs. said she saw you in sainsburys earlier bout 20 to 4, she said your car was very clean  :y

That's right, and I parked next to a green 'T' reg Elite miggy, with a scratched off side rear wheel arch, with a bit of trim off the rear bumper. ;) ;)

Mine was clean as I had the Cosovo's wash and scrub it for the usual £5; they do a damn good job! :D :D 8-) 8-) 8-) ;)
I'll do it for a fiver every week  :y
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 23 June 2009, 18:22:45
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Your lad doesn't drive your MV6 as well does he? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

 He had his eye on it, until someone removed it from Del's custody...

 *whistles innocently* :y
How is it mate??

Also Lizzie mrs. said she saw you in sainsburys earlier bout 20 to 4, she said your car was very clean  :y

That's right, and I parked next to a green 'T' reg Elite miggy, with a scratched off side rear wheel arch, with a bit of trim off the rear bumper. ;) ;)

Mine was clean as I had the Cosovo's wash and scrub it for the usual £5; they do a damn good job! :D :D 8-) 8-) 8-) ;)
I'll do it for a fiver every week  :y


.........and blacken the tyres LSG? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Del Boy on 23 June 2009, 18:42:09
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Your lad doesn't drive your MV6 as well does he? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

 He had his eye on it, until someone removed it from Del's custody...

 *whistles innocently* :y
How is it mate??

Also Lizzie mrs. said she saw you in sainsburys earlier bout 20 to 4, she said your car was very clean  :y

That's right, and I parked next to a green 'T' reg Elite miggy, with a scratched off side rear wheel arch, with a bit of trim off the rear bumper. ;) ;)

Mine was clean as I had the Cosovo's wash and scrub it for the usual £5; they do a damn good job! :D :D 8-) 8-) 8-) ;)
I'll do it for a fiver every week  :y


.........and blacken the tyres LSG? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Plenty of tyre shine in the garage  :y

Lizzie go to the pound shop in town their tyre shine is the best stuff I found and it's only a quid  :y
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 23 June 2009, 19:13:31
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Your lad doesn't drive your MV6 as well does he? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

 He had his eye on it, until someone removed it from Del's custody...

 *whistles innocently* :y
How is it mate??

Also Lizzie mrs. said she saw you in sainsburys earlier bout 20 to 4, she said your car was very clean  :y

That's right, and I parked next to a green 'T' reg Elite miggy, with a scratched off side rear wheel arch, with a bit of trim off the rear bumper. ;) ;)

Mine was clean as I had the Cosovo's wash and scrub it for the usual £5; they do a damn good job! :D :D 8-) 8-) 8-) ;)
I'll do it for a fiver every week  :y


.........and blacken the tyres LSG? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Plenty of tyre shine in the garage  :y

Lizzie go to the pound shop in town their tyre shine is the best stuff I found and it's only a quid  :y

Nice one Del, will do! :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Del Boy on 23 June 2009, 20:56:17
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Your lad doesn't drive your MV6 as well does he? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

 He had his eye on it, until someone removed it from Del's custody...

 *whistles innocently* :y
How is it mate??

Also Lizzie mrs. said she saw you in sainsburys earlier bout 20 to 4, she said your car was very clean  :y

That's right, and I parked next to a green 'T' reg Elite miggy, with a scratched off side rear wheel arch, with a bit of trim off the rear bumper. ;) ;)

Mine was clean as I had the Cosovo's wash and scrub it for the usual £5; they do a damn good job! :D :D 8-) 8-) 8-) ;)
I'll do it for a fiver every week  :y


.........and blacken the tyres LSG? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Plenty of tyre shine in the garage  :y

Lizzie go to the pound shop in town their tyre shine is the best stuff I found and it's only a quid  :y

Nice one Del, will do! :y :y :y :y
Fabric cleaner is good too  :D
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 23 June 2009, 20:58:59
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Your lad doesn't drive your MV6 as well does he? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

 He had his eye on it, until someone removed it from Del's custody...

 *whistles innocently* :y
How is it mate??

Also Lizzie mrs. said she saw you in sainsburys earlier bout 20 to 4, she said your car was very clean  :y

That's right, and I parked next to a green 'T' reg Elite miggy, with a scratched off side rear wheel arch, with a bit of trim off the rear bumper. ;) ;)

Mine was clean as I had the Cosovo's wash and scrub it for the usual £5; they do a damn good job! :D :D 8-) 8-) 8-) ;)
I'll do it for a fiver every week  :y


.........and blacken the tyres LSG? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Plenty of tyre shine in the garage  :y

Lizzie go to the pound shop in town their tyre shine is the best stuff I found and it's only a quid  :y

Nice one Del, will do! :y :y :y :y
Fabric cleaner is good too  :D


Ok, great timing! :y :y :y  I need some of that as well to remove a stain on my back seat.......caused by a 5 year old spilling his drink before anyone suggests something else!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: ascona boy on 24 June 2009, 05:57:09
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I'd be more ashamed that a child managed to pass themselves off as me and I didn't know about it.
You obviously don't monitor what your kids do on the net and are therefore completely irresponsible as a parent  ;D ;D ;D

The thing is mate I do monitor, thats the thing all history was deleted etc so pretty much I gotm out done by a kid  :-[

I doubt there is a parent among us that hasn't been outmanouvered by  their offspring at some point !!!  Many of them still don't know !!!!!

I used to wait until it was all quite and climb from my bedroom window to go to the pub for last orders.  28 years on and my parents deny that they knew. 
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Del Boy on 24 June 2009, 16:31:47
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I'd be more ashamed that a child managed to pass themselves off as me and I didn't know about it.
You obviously don't monitor what your kids do on the net and are therefore completely irresponsible as a parent  ;D ;D ;D

The thing is mate I do monitor, thats the thing all history was deleted etc so pretty much I gotm out done by a kid  :-[

I doubt there is a parent among us that hasn't been outmanouvered by  their offspring at some point !!!  Many of them still don't know !!!!!

I used to wait until it was all quite and climb from my bedroom window to go to the pub for last orders.  28 years on and my parents deny that they knew. 
;D ;D
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: webby23 on 24 June 2009, 20:42:43
lol

Well, anyway back to topic, and congrats on being good enough to explain what has happened Del, but like many many others I dont see any problem with it at all mate

 :y
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: Del Boy on 24 June 2009, 20:43:46
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lol

Well, anyway back to topic, and congrats on being good enough to explain what has happened Del, but like many many others I dont see any problem with it at all mate

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Cheers mate, and everyone else for that matter  :y
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: KillerWatt on 25 June 2009, 07:11:58
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Your lad doesn't drive your MV6 as well does he? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
We let our 11 year old drive the dog transporter, and he makes a pretty good job of it as well.
Title: Re: Guys i've gotta come clean
Post by: bluehawk on 25 June 2009, 08:06:29
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If the lad's interested in being a forum member I'm sure admin won't have a problem with him having his own account.
Tonygnome is only 15 and he's had an account on here for years now.
That'll interest him a lot to be honest, i'll tell him when he gets back in  :y


  mayne you should let him have the account he made back and you satrt a new one newbie ;D