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Title: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 July 2009, 19:48:42
I have just had a phone call from a Forum Member saying that he can't make Newent but could his Wife stay with me in my tent :)
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Jonah8742 on 15 July 2009, 19:49:55
really??? how odd :-?
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: STMO999 on 15 July 2009, 19:51:04
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I have just had a phone call from a Forum Member saying that he can't make Newent but could his Wife stay with me in my tent :)

All the men are safe then :y
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: mantagte on 15 July 2009, 19:51:16
he is either
1/pissed
2/doesnt like his wife
3/he thinks the rumours about you are true
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 15 July 2009, 19:51:40
Sorry, but do not believe it!! ::) ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: V6drift on 15 July 2009, 19:51:52
how many seconds did it take you to say YES?  ;D
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: STMO999 on 15 July 2009, 19:53:20
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Sorry, but do not believe it!! ::) ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

I do. If there's one person I'd leave my wife with and not worry it's him.
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 July 2009, 19:54:10
It is true.
Well I could not turn his offer down could I. 
I do like to think I help Members where I possibly can.
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 July 2009, 19:55:07
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Sorry, but do not believe it!! ::) ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

I do. If there's one person I'd leave my wife with and not worry it's him.

Excellent this could be a better Newent Meet than I ever imagined ;)
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: STMO999 on 15 July 2009, 19:55:29
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It is true.
Well I could not turn his offer down could I. 
I do like to think I help Members where I possibly can.

Pants on fire! She's probably not a real woman anyway ::)
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: HI2DVY on 15 July 2009, 19:56:42
She'll be perfectly safe.  :-X
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 July 2009, 19:57:05
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It is true.
Well I could not turn his offer down could I. 
I do like to think I help Members where I possibly can.

Pants on fire! She's probably not a real woman anyway ::)

Do you know something no-one else does? do tell....

His Wife is definately a woman :y
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 15 July 2009, 19:57:34
New forum name


Darth "Pinocio" Loo-Knee

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e25/ameboaboy/liar.jpg)
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 15 July 2009, 19:57:37
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Sorry, but do not believe it!! ::) ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

I do. If there's one person I'd leave my wife with and not worry it's him.

You have been unusually fooled STMO, as many men are!

A man who tales pride in pink and feminine things is actually often a very masculine man who has complete confidence about his sexuality and fools other men into trusting them with their women. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) 


Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 July 2009, 19:58:10
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She'll be perfectly safe.  :-X


Can leave your Mrs with me too Dave  ;)

Really looking forward to this better bring our Big Tent :)
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 July 2009, 19:59:22
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New forum name


Darth "Pinocio" Loo-Knee

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e25/ameboaboy/liar.jpg)


I really don't need a nose like that ;)
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Debs. on 15 July 2009, 19:59:59
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I have just had a phone call from a Forum Member saying that he can't make Newent but could his Wife stay with me in my tent :)

All the men are safe then :y

 ::)......so`s she! ;D
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 July 2009, 20:01:02
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Sorry, but do not believe it!! ::) ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

I do. If there's one person I'd leave my wife with and not worry it's him.

You have been unusually fooled STMO, as many men are!

A man who tales pride in pink and feminine things is actually often a very masculine man who has complete confidence about his sexuality and fools other men into trusting them with their women. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) 



Lizzie I have read alot of your past posts but this one is by far the most true, shame these Baffoon so called men don't realise it :-* :y
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 July 2009, 20:02:23
There could be a different meaning to "Burnt Out" soon.... happy days are here again! :D
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 15 July 2009, 20:02:44
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Sorry, but do not believe it!! ::) ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

I do. If there's one person I'd leave my wife with and not worry it's him.

You have been unusually fooled STMO, as many men are!

A man who tales pride in pink and feminine things is actually often a very masculine man who has complete confidence about his sexuality and fools other men into trusting them with their women. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) 



Lizzie I have read alot of your past posts but this one is by far the most true, shame these Baffoon so called men don't realise it :-* :y

Well it takes a women to see the truth of a man's actions Daz :D :D :-* :-* :-* :y
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: STMO999 on 15 July 2009, 20:03:28
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She'll be perfectly safe.  :-X


Can leave your Mrs with me too Dave  ;)

Really looking forward to this better bring our Big Tent :)

Loo knees harem. Complete with cam belt kit and drop links. ;D
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: HI2DVY on 15 July 2009, 20:04:39
Better take one of these Daz...

(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q153/damclean/foot_pump_single_barrel.jpg)
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 July 2009, 20:06:21
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She'll be perfectly safe.  :-X


Can leave your Mrs with me too Dave  ;)

Really looking forward to this better bring our Big Tent :)

Loo knees harem. Complete with cam belt kit and drop links. ;D


Laugh all you want, but only played with gearboxes not cambelt and droplinks ::)
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: STMO999 on 15 July 2009, 20:06:55
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Better take one of these Daz...

(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q153/damclean/foot_pump_single_barrel.jpg)

To blow up his imagination even further
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 July 2009, 20:07:27
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Better take one of these Daz...

(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q153/damclean/foot_pump_single_barrel.jpg)


Must admit even I may need a hand here, so just given a mate of mine a ring for some Viagra ;D
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Jimbob on 15 July 2009, 20:09:15
Hmmmm now who could it be?

1. Entwood - Caravan
2. dad1uk - Trailer Tent
3. Jimbob & Ljay - Tent
4. Lazydocker - Caravan (Staying Longer)
5. AmigoMV6 - Caravan
6. The Boy - Mike Dundee's Garage
7. Johnty - Tent
8. VXL V6 - Tent
9. Loo-knee - Tent
10. Nickandann - Tent
11. Mike Dundee - Tent
12. Captain Zok - Tent
13. Willyboy - Caravan
14. LFF64 - Caravan
15. johnnycboy - Tent
16. MartinP - Tent
17. VX1 - Caravan
18. Taxi Driver & Holly - Tent 
19. Mr & Mrs Auto Addict - Caravan
20. Robwigan - Tent
21. Evvo1 - Tent
22. Elite Pete - Tent
23. Omega6pot - Tent
24. RobseyMV6 & m1ct - Caravan
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Jimbob on 15 July 2009, 20:09:56
My money is on Taxi Driver  :y


Pooooor Hollydog  :'(
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: STMO999 on 15 July 2009, 20:10:19
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Hmmmm now who could it be?

1. Entwood - Caravan
2. dad1uk - Trailer Tent
3. Jimbob & Ljay - Tent
4. Lazydocker - Caravan (Staying Longer)
5. AmigoMV6 - Caravan
6. The Boy - Mike Dundee's Garage
7. Johnty - Tent
8. VXL V6 - Tent
9. Loo-knee - Tent
10. Nickandann - Tent
11. Mike Dundee - Tent
12. Captain Zok - Tent
13. Willyboy - Caravan
14. LFF64 - Caravan
15. johnnycboy - Tent
16. MartinP - Tent
17. VX1 - Caravan
18. Taxi Driver & Holly - Tent 
19. Mr & Mrs Auto Addict - Caravan
20. Robwigan - Tent
21. Evvo1 - Tent
22. Elite Pete - Tent
23. Omega6pot - Tent
24. RobseyMV6 & m1ct - Caravan

S'obvious really.
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: HI2DVY on 15 July 2009, 20:10:22
You're a baaaaaad man.....

(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q153/damclean/baa.jpg)
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: CaptainZok on 15 July 2009, 20:10:34
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Hmmmm now who could it be?

1. Entwood - Caravan
2. dad1uk - Trailer Tent
3. Jimbob & Ljay - Tent
4. Lazydocker - Caravan (Staying Longer)
5. AmigoMV6 - Caravan
6. The Boy - Mike Dundee's Garage
7. Johnty - Tent
8. VXL V6 - Tent
9. Loo-knee - Tent
10. Nickandann - Tent
11. Mike Dundee - Tent
12. Captain Zok - Tent
13. Willyboy - Caravan
14. LFF64 - Caravan
15. johnnycboy - Tent
16. MartinP - Tent
17. VX1 - Caravan
18. Taxi Driver & Holly - Tent 
19. Mr & Mrs Auto Addict - Caravan
20. Robwigan - Tent
21. Evvo1 - Tent
22. Elite Pete - Tent
23. Omega6pot - Tent
24. RobseyMV6 & m1ct - Caravan

TD?  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 July 2009, 20:10:38
But I have not updated the list fully....

Better be careful as you have access to my Lappy ::)
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Jimbob on 15 July 2009, 20:11:26
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But I have not updated the list fully....

Better be careful as you have access to my Lappy ::)



Mwhahahhahahahaha
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: CaptainZok on 15 July 2009, 20:12:40
Careful Jimbob, he'll be blaming his next 3 weeks of admin baiting on you now.
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: CaptainZok on 15 July 2009, 20:13:18
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But I have not updated the list fully....

Better be careful as you have access to my Lappy ::)

Well get on with it then.
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Jimbob on 15 July 2009, 20:15:21
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Careful Jimbob, he'll be blaming his next 3 weeks of admin baiting on you now.


as long as its not the disturbing porn collection I 'came' across  ;D
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: STMO999 on 15 July 2009, 20:16:08
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Careful Jimbob, he'll be blaming his next 3 weeks of admin baiting on you now.


as long as its not the disturbing porn collection I 'came' across  ;D

After 16 hours of searching ::)
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 July 2009, 20:18:05
Better be careful with how I reply to Jimbob ;D
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: CaptainZok on 15 July 2009, 20:18:07
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Careful Jimbob, he'll be blaming his next 3 weeks of admin baiting on you now.


as long as its not the disturbing porn collection I 'came' across  ;D
I told him to hide that.  ;D
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Debs. on 15 July 2009, 20:19:15
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Careful Jimbob, he'll be blaming his next 3 weeks of admin baiting on you now.


as long as its not the disturbing porn collection I 'came' across  ;D

All the horrifying and sickening details please? (says she; pulling up a chair!) ;D
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Post by: HolyCount on 15 July 2009, 20:19:52
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Sorry, but do not believe it!! ::) ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

I do. If there's one person I'd leave my wife with and not worry it's him.

You have been unusually fooled STMO, as many men are!

A man who tales pride in pink and feminine things is actually often a very masculine man who has complete confidence about his sexuality and fools other men into trusting them with their women. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) 



Lizzie I have read alot of your past posts but this one is by far the most true, shame these Baffoon so called men don't realise it :-* :y

Some of us are just quietly, supremely, masculine without having to resort to subterfuge  ::)
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Jimbob on 15 July 2009, 20:20:53
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Careful Jimbob, he'll be blaming his next 3 weeks of admin baiting on you now.


as long as its not the disturbing porn collection I 'came' across  ;D
I told him to hide that.  ;D


I know  ;)
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Jimbob on 15 July 2009, 20:22:08
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Careful Jimbob, he'll be blaming his next 3 weeks of admin baiting on you now.


as long as its not the disturbing porn collection I 'came' across  ;D

All the horrifying and sickening details please? (says she; pulling up a chair!) ;D


I know your a Woman of the world Debs, but no way could I put you through that, you would never let him anywhere near your farm!

we thought it was just Men (well, Pete really) he had a thing for.
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Post by: Debs. on 15 July 2009, 20:25:43
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Careful Jimbob, he'll be blaming his next 3 weeks of admin baiting on you now.


as long as its not the disturbing porn collection I 'came' across  ;D

All the horrifying and sickening details please? (says she; pulling up a chair!) ;D


I know your a Woman of the world Debs, but no way could I put you through that, you would never let him anywhere near your farm!

we thought it was just Men (well, Pete really) he had a thing for.

 :o Eeeewwwww! ;D


Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 15 July 2009, 20:26:17
...as long as it won't develop thus....


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5iXaH91nM0[/media]
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Jimbob on 15 July 2009, 20:27:46
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Careful Jimbob, he'll be blaming his next 3 weeks of admin baiting on you now.


as long as its not the disturbing porn collection I 'came' across  ;D

All the horrifying and sickening details please? (says she; pulling up a chair!) ;D


I know your a Woman of the world Debs, but no way could I put you through that, you would never let him anywhere near your farm!

we thought it was just Men (well, Pete really) he had a thing for.

 :o Eeeewwwww! ;D



What animal makes that noise then?

Certainly Baa's
Moo's
Neigh's
Oink's
Quack's
Woof's
& Meow's
though
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Post by: CaptainZok on 15 July 2009, 20:28:15
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Careful Jimbob, he'll be blaming his next 3 weeks of admin baiting on you now.


as long as its not the disturbing porn collection I 'came' across  ;D

All the horrifying and sickening details please? (says she; pulling up a chair!) ;D


I know your a Woman of the world Debs, but no way could I put you through that, you would never let him anywhere near your farm!

we thought it was just Men (well, Pete really) he had a thing for.

 :o Eeeewwwww! ;D


Debs I thought you were educated, it's spelt ewe. ;D ;D
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 15 July 2009, 20:28:22
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Sorry, but do not believe it!! ::) ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

I do. If there's one person I'd leave my wife with and not worry it's him.

You have been unusually fooled STMO, as many men are!

A man who tales pride in pink and feminine things is actually often a very masculine man who has complete confidence about his sexuality and fools other men into trusting them with their women. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) 




....my mind has just boggled at that one Ms Zoom :-[ :-[ ;D
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Debs. on 15 July 2009, 20:29:36
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What animal makes that noise then?

Certainly Baa's
Moo's
Neigh's
Oink's
Quack's
Woof's
& Meow's
though

All of them when they see L.K`s 'massive' offering! ;D
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: STMO999 on 15 July 2009, 20:31:15
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What animal makes that noise then?

Certainly Baa's
Moo's
Neigh's
Oink's
Quack's
Woof's
& Meow's
though

All of them when they see L.K`s 'massive' offering! ;D

What? His gob?
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Jimbob on 15 July 2009, 20:31:18
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What animal makes that noise then?

Certainly Baa's
Moo's
Neigh's
Oink's
Quack's
Woof's
& Meow's
though

All of them when they see L.K`s 'massive' offering! ;D


He's already been then, So sorry  :'(

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 July 2009, 20:32:55
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What animal makes that noise then?

Certainly Baa's
Moo's
Neigh's
Oink's
Quack's
Woof's
& Meow's
though

All of them when they see L.K`s 'massive' offering! ;D


You know though don't ya Duck ;)
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Debs. on 15 July 2009, 20:36:20
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What animal makes that noise then?

Certainly Baa's
Moo's
Neigh's
Oink's
Quack's
Woof's
& Meow's
though

All of them when they see L.K`s 'massive' offering! ;D


You know though don't ya Duck ;)

I referred to it`s place of origin not it`s dimensions! ;D
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: STMO999 on 15 July 2009, 20:38:47
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What animal makes that noise then?

Certainly Baa's
Moo's
Neigh's
Oink's
Quack's
Woof's
& Meow's
though

All of them when they see L.K`s 'massive' offering! ;D


You know though don't ya Duck ;)

I referred to it`s place of origin not it`s dimensions! ;D

Very quick Debs :y His brain will be making funny noises now ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 July 2009, 20:58:32
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What animal makes that noise then?

Certainly Baa's
Moo's
Neigh's
Oink's
Quack's
Woof's
& Meow's
though

All of them when they see L.K`s 'massive' offering! ;D


You know though don't ya Duck ;)

I referred to it`s place of origin not it`s dimensions! ;D

Very quick Debs :y His brain will be making funny noises now ;D


Thats what they all say... Never had any complaints Debs but plenty of moans ;) ::)
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Stokie Steve on 15 July 2009, 21:07:20
EVERYTHING in Stoke is just a bit bigger than average... ;)
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 July 2009, 21:10:05
Thats right mate as Debs knows :y
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: hotel21 on 15 July 2009, 21:11:22
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EVERYTHING in Stoke is just a bit bigger than average... ;)

.....including some folks interpretation of their hopes and abilities....   ::)

The old 'imagination writing cheques the body cant cash!' jumps to mind...   ;D
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: MikeDundee on 15 July 2009, 21:15:43
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I have just had a phone call from a Forum Member saying that he can't make Newent but could his Wife stay with me in my tent :)

You've obviously been driniking again, and got confused with Elite Petes accent in what he actually said to you ::)......................is that he would be sharing the sleeping bag with you ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: STMO999 on 15 July 2009, 21:16:02
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EVERYTHING in Stoke is just a bit bigger than average... ;)

.....including some folks interpretation of their hopes and abilities....   ::)

The old 'imagination writing cheques the body cant cash!' jumps to mind...   ;D

Smack his bottom when you see him Broocie.


On second thoughts........ :-/
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 July 2009, 21:18:03
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EVERYTHING in Stoke is just a bit bigger than average... ;)

.....including some folks interpretation of their hopes and abilities....   ::)

The old 'imagination writing cheques the body cant cash!' jumps to mind...   ;D


This maybe applicable to you Softie Northerners but not down here i Massive ::) :P
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 July 2009, 21:24:37
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EVERYTHING in Stoke is just a bit bigger than average... ;)

.....including some folks interpretation of their hopes and abilities....   ::)

The old 'imagination writing cheques the body cant cash!' jumps to mind...   ;D

Smack his bottom when you see him Broocie.


On second thoughts........ :-/

Don't get the same pleasure of getting my bum smacked when its off me Dad :(
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Post by: MikeDundee on 15 July 2009, 21:30:17
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EVERYTHING in Stoke is just a bit bigger than average... ;)

.....including some folks interpretation of their hopes and abilities....   ::)

The old 'imagination writing cheques the body cant cash!' jumps to mind...   ;D

Smack his bottom when you see him Broocie.


On second thoughts........ :-/

Don't get the same pleasure of getting my bum smacked when its off me Dad, prefer it from Darth Loo Kne and Elite Pete, as there expert's :y :(
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Well at least your open about it :-X
Title: Re: A Trusting Forum Member
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 15 July 2009, 21:33:36
Have you been on that Scots Water again? :D
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Post by: MikeDundee on 15 July 2009, 21:35:17
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Have you been on that Scots Water again? :D

Not yet, have to do a bit of servicing later on
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