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Title: I think my german shepard is human
Post by: Del Boy on 15 July 2009, 21:10:45

Mrs. just rang me and said Marley (german shepard) is biting his toe nails, he does it a lot, seems very odd for a dog  ;D

Title: Re: I think my german shepard is human
Post by: scottyt on 15 July 2009, 21:13:18

 my two dogs do it all the time :)

Title: Re: I think my german shepard is human
Post by: Del Boy on 15 July 2009, 21:14:45

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i think it is cos my two dogs do it all the time

Never known a dog to do it before  ;D

Title: Re: I think my german shepard is human
Post by: scottyt on 15 July 2009, 21:17:09

jst thinking about it my mums two yorkies used to bite there nails aswell

Title: Re: I think my german shepard is human
Post by: Debs. on 15 July 2009, 21:17:32

Brings to mind the old 'chestnut':

Two blokes in a pub; one of them has a German shepherd dog whom is diligently and noisily licking it`s genitals.......
"Wish I could do that" says the other bloke.

The dog`s owner says......
"Give him a biscuit; he might let you!"  ;D

Title: Re: I think my german shepard is human
Post by: Del Boy on 15 July 2009, 21:19:29

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Brings to mind the old 'chestnut':

Two blokes in a pub; one of them has a German shepherd dog whom is diligently and noisily licking it`s genitals.......
"Wish I could do that" says the other bloke.

The dog`s owner says......
"Give him a biscuit; he might let you!"  ;D

Quality  ;D ;D

Title: Re: I think my german shepard is human
Post by: scottyt on 15 July 2009, 21:21:05

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Brings to mind the old 'chestnut':

Two blokes in a pub; one of them has a German shepherd dog whom is diligently and noisily licking it`s genitals.......
"Wish I could do that" says the other bloke.

The dog`s owner says......
"Give him a biscuit; he might let you!"  ;D

nice  ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: I think my german shepard is human
Post by: Dodger on 15 July 2009, 21:46:14

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Brings to mind the old 'chestnut':

Two blokes in a pub; one of them has a German shepherd dog whom is diligently and noisily licking it`s genitals.......
"Wish I could do that" says the other bloke.

The dog`s owner says......
"Give him a biscuit; he might let you!"  ;D

 Another quality Jasper carrot joke!!

Like ' kick his balls.... no no, the ones on the lawn you fool!!'   ;D

Title: Re: I think my german shepard is human
Post by: STMO999 on 15 July 2009, 21:57:58

I think my missus is a german shepherd.

Title: Re: I think my german shepard is human
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 15 July 2009, 22:00:35

My cats do it quite often Del ;)

Title: Re: I think my german shepard is human
Post by: Ghost on 15 July 2009, 23:24:25

They do it just to clean and keep them shortish.

Title: Re: I think my german shepard is human
Post by: Turk on 15 July 2009, 23:33:03

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I think my missus is a german shepherd.

Oh nooo....too much information !!!  :o

Title: Re: I think my german shepard is human
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 15 July 2009, 23:36:03

It's when your dog starts painting on nail varnish you know you have a problem :D :D :D ;)

Title: Re: I think my german shepard is human
Post by: Del Boy on 16 July 2009, 07:24:51

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It's when your dog starts painting on nail varnish you know you have a problem :D :D :D ;)

;D ;D

Title: Re: I think my german shepard is human
Post by: Allenm on 16 July 2009, 08:48:52

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Mrs. just rang me and said Marley (german shepard) is biting his toe nails, he does it a lot, seems very odd for a dog  ;D

Of course it could just be that it is suffering from hayfever.  Biting feet is a sympton of it, my Cocker Spaniel was doing that (and sneezing lots), he's now on Piriton!