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Title: Guts and Balls - - the difference
Post by: Tonka. on 16 July 2009, 19:25:34

We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:

- 'GUTS' is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, 'are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?'

- 'BALLS' is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife square on the backside and having the balls to say, 'You're next fatty!'  ;)

Title: Re: Guts and Balls - - the difference
Post by: Jimbob on 16 July 2009, 19:26:48

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Either will earn you the same black eye though  ;D ;D

Title: Re: Guts and Balls - - the difference
Post by: Elite Pete on 16 July 2009, 19:28:02

I think that if most blokes did the last one, they would end up wearing them as earings ::)

Title: Re: Guts and Balls - - the difference
Post by: kris on 16 July 2009, 19:29:17

i've got neither then. just call me chicken  ;D ;D

Title: Re: Guts and Balls - - the difference
Post by: Ghost on 16 July 2009, 19:33:40

Good one mate ;D ;D
But your going straight to hell for that Lol.

Title: Re: Guts and Balls - - the difference
Post by: Tonka. on 16 July 2009, 19:46:04

I daren't say either to be honest  ::) ::)

Title: Re: Guts and Balls - - the difference
Post by: Ian_D on 16 July 2009, 19:53:58

 ;D ;D :y