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Title: Daffy Duck
Post by: Dave-C on 20 July 2009, 07:56:46
 
Daffy Duck on a dirty weekend calls hotel reception and asks for a condom.
The receptionist says, shall I put them on your bill?
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Don’t be thow thupid I’d thufficate!!!!  ;D
 
 
 
Title: Re: Daffy Duck
Post by: Debs. on 20 July 2009, 07:59:30
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Daffy Duck on a dirty weekend calls hotel reception and asks for a condom.
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Don’t be thow thupid I’d thufficate!!!!  ;D

 ;D Absolutely quackers! :y
Title: Re: Daffy Duck
Post by: Dave-C on 20 July 2009, 08:00:21
Morning Debs ;D
Title: Re: Daffy Duck
Post by: waspy on 20 July 2009, 08:01:05
Where's the closet ::) :-?
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Post by: Jimbob on 20 July 2009, 09:43:03
here's ya coat

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 July 2009, 11:34:02
Mad! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Daffy Duck
Post by: maria on 20 July 2009, 13:26:32
Like it, hello debs, hows you and your dogs :y
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Post by: Debs. on 20 July 2009, 13:44:07
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Like it, hello debs, hows you and your dogs :y

 [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif]Hi Maria!.....We are just fine thanks; `wondering if our Summer will ever-return though?.....this passed-month has been miserably wet`n gloomy here in the hilly-bit. :'(

Hope you and yours are all doing ok?
 :y
Title: Re: Daffy Duck
Post by: maria on 20 July 2009, 13:50:13
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Like it, hello debs, hows you and your dogs :y

 [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif]Hi Maria!.....We are just fine thanks; `wondering if our Summer will ever-return though?.....this passed-month has been miserably wet`n gloomy here in the hilly-bit. :'(

Hope you and yours are all doing ok?
 :y
we are fine thanks, the weather here had been nice and its only rained in the last week or so, I shall send you some sun when we get some  :)
Title: Re: Daffy Duck
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 July 2009, 13:51:39
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Like it, hello debs, hows you and your dogs :y

 [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif]Hi Maria!.....We are just fine thanks; `wondering if our Summer will ever-return though?.....this passed-month has been miserably wet`n gloomy here in the hilly-bit. :'(

Hope you and yours are all doing ok?
 :y
we are fine thanks, the weather here had been nice and its only rained in the last week or so, I shall send you some sun when we get some  :)


It's great to see you on the Forum again Maria!! 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) :-* :-*
Title: Re: Daffy Duck
Post by: maria on 20 July 2009, 13:53:41
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Like it, hello debs, hows you and your dogs :y

 [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif]Hi Maria!.....We are just fine thanks; `wondering if our Summer will ever-return though?.....this passed-month has been miserably wet`n gloomy here in the hilly-bit. :'(

Hope you and yours are all doing ok?
 :y
we are fine thanks, the weather here had been nice and its only rained in the last week or so, I shall send you some sun when we get some  :)


It's great to see you on the Forum again Maria!! 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) :-* :-*
Thanks lizzie :)
Title: Re: Daffy Duck
Post by: STMO999 on 20 July 2009, 13:55:12
Dont start yapping you three. You'll overload the server ;D
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Post by: Debs. on 20 July 2009, 14:19:03
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Dont start yapping you three. You'll overload the server ;D

 ;DNot now; T.B installed the 'YapBB_Chinwag_2.0' upgrade this morning! :y
Title: Re: Daffy Duck
Post by: maria on 20 July 2009, 17:03:28
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Dont start yapping you three. You'll overload the server ;D
we can yap all we like STMO :P
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 July 2009, 17:24:11
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Dont start yapping you three. You'll overload the server ;D
we can yap all we like STMO :P

Exactly Maria, it is a great thing in life which we should all do on the OOF :y :y :y :D :D :D :D ;)
Title: Re: Daffy Duck
Post by: maria on 20 July 2009, 17:27:50
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Dont start yapping you three. You'll overload the server ;D
we can yap all we like STMO :P

Exactly Maria, it is a great thing in life which we should all do on the OOF :y :y :y :D :D :D :D ;)
I agree with you lizzie :y
Title: Re: Daffy Duck
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 20 July 2009, 17:28:34
Snakes with tits....
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 July 2009, 17:37:43
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Snakes with tits....


Oh, boooooooo! ::) ::)  Feeling left out then James? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: Daffy Duck
Post by: LJay on 20 July 2009, 17:45:34
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Snakes with tits....

What does that mean? Am I being thick or does someone have PMT?
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Post by: JamesV6CDX on 20 July 2009, 17:46:29
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Snakes with tits....

What does that mean? Am I being thick or does someone have PMT?

;D
Title: Re: Daffy Duck
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 July 2009, 17:49:29
We are all lining up now!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Here come the girls.........!! 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) :D :D ;)
Title: Re: Daffy Duck
Post by: LJay on 20 July 2009, 17:49:59
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Snakes with tits....

What does that mean? Am I being thick or does someone have PMT?

;D

Ok I'm being thick!
Google definition of the above is...
Women, especially those who leave you when the money runs out.

relevance please?
Title: Re: Daffy Duck
Post by: STMO999 on 20 July 2009, 17:53:23
Log off now James ::)
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Post by: JamesV6CDX on 20 July 2009, 17:59:35
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Log off now James ::)

Don't take me seriously Ljay, it's just an expression we used to use at work, no offence intended :y

Might be for the best Steve .....     Pub?  ;D

Title: Re: Daffy Duck
Post by: maria on 20 July 2009, 18:00:57
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Log off now James ::)

Don't take me seriously Ljay, it's just an expression we used to use at work, no offence intended :y

Might be for the best Steve .....     Pub?  ;D

Dont think so ::)
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Post by: STMO999 on 20 July 2009, 18:01:14
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Log off now James ::)

Don't take me seriously Ljay, it's just an expression we used to use at work, no offence intended :y

Might be for the best Steve .....     Pub?  ;D


It would have to be down your way, I appear to be barred from every hostelry in this vicinity :(
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Post by: LJay on 20 July 2009, 18:04:14
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Log off now James ::)

Don't take me seriously Ljay, it's just an expression we used to use at work, no offence intended :y

Might be for the best Steve .....     Pub?  ;D


No offense taken, just curiosity at your phrase james!
 :)
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Post by: LJay on 20 July 2009, 18:05:58
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Log off now James ::)

Don't take me seriously Ljay, it's just an expression we used to use at work, no offence intended :y

Might be for the best Steve .....     Pub?  ;D


It would have to be down your way, I appear to be barred from every hostelry in this vicinity :(

Can't think why that would be!
Surely not your charming personality and gentle wit! ;D
Title: Re: Daffy Duck
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 20 July 2009, 18:12:34
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Log off now James ::)

Don't take me seriously Ljay, it's just an expression we used to use at work, no offence intended :y

Might be for the best Steve .....     Pub?  ;D

Dont think so ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D (http://boxhill.co.uk/forum/phpBB2/images/smiles/hidesbehindsofa.gif) (http://boxhill.co.uk/forum/phpBB2/images/smiles/moon.gif)
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Post by: maria on 20 July 2009, 18:14:07
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Log off now James ::)

Don't take me seriously Ljay, it's just an expression we used to use at work, no offence intended :y

Might be for the best Steve .....     Pub?  ;D

Dont think so ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D (http://boxhill.co.uk/forum/phpBB2/images/smiles/hidesbehindsofa.gif) (http://boxhill.co.uk/forum/phpBB2/images/smiles/moon.gif)


 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Daffy Duck
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 July 2009, 18:36:37
I'm fairly brave, but I am also hiding behind that settee!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: Daffy Duck
Post by: maria on 20 July 2009, 18:42:20
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I'm not at all ;D
Title: Re: Daffy Duck
Post by: LJay on 20 July 2009, 19:13:43
Why are we all hiding behind the settee?
And more to the point, what are we doing there? :-? ;)
Title: Re: Daffy Duck
Post by: Debs. on 20 July 2009, 19:31:53
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Why are we all hiding behind the settee?
And more to the point, what are we doing there?
:-? ;)

...don`t know `bout you; but, I`ve just discovered what the dogs get upto behind here and that I need to come back here with the vacuum more often! ;D
Title: Re: Daffy Duck
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 July 2009, 20:12:33
Is it safe to come out now?? :o :o :o :D :D

Has the big bad wolf man gone? ::) ::) ;)
Title: Re: Daffy Duck
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 July 2009, 20:14:48
Mind you it is lovely and cosy back here, just like when I was a kid! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Daffy Duck
Post by: LaserLance on 20 July 2009, 20:50:28
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Mind you it is lovely and cosy back here, just like when I was a kid! ;D ;D ;D
I was the same as a kid ,always went behind sofa when Dr Who and the Daleks was on the telly ,scared the pants of me as a youngster ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 July 2009, 20:54:32
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Mind you it is lovely and cosy back here, just like when I was a kid! ;D ;D ;D
I was the same as a kid ,always went behind sofa when Dr Who and the Daleks was on the telly ,scared the pants of me as a youngster ;D ;D ;D ;D


I did it to listen to the adults talking!!  It was amazing how much of the gossip I took in, and I was only 5 years of age!! ;D ;D ;D ;D   A brilliant start in life! 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D