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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Dave-C on 20 July 2009, 07:56:46
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Daffy Duck on a dirty weekend calls hotel reception and asks for a condom.
The receptionist says, shall I put them on your bill?
Daffy replies…..
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Don’t be thow thupid I’d thufficate!!!! ;D
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Daffy Duck on a dirty weekend calls hotel reception and asks for a condom.
The receptionist says, shall I put them on your bill?
Daffy replies…..
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Don’t be thow thupid I’d thufficate!!!! ;D
;D Absolutely quackers! :y
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Morning Debs ;D
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Where's the closet ::) :-?
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here's ya coat
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Mad! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Like it, hello debs, hows you and your dogs :y
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Like it, hello debs, hows you and your dogs :y
[smiley=vrolijk_26.gif]Hi Maria!.....We are just fine thanks; `wondering if our Summer will ever-return though?.....this passed-month has been miserably wet`n gloomy here in the hilly-bit. :'(
Hope you and yours are all doing ok?
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Like it, hello debs, hows you and your dogs :y
[smiley=vrolijk_26.gif]Hi Maria!.....We are just fine thanks; `wondering if our Summer will ever-return though?.....this passed-month has been miserably wet`n gloomy here in the hilly-bit. :'(
Hope you and yours are all doing ok?
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we are fine thanks, the weather here had been nice and its only rained in the last week or so, I shall send you some sun when we get some :)
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Like it, hello debs, hows you and your dogs :y
[smiley=vrolijk_26.gif]Hi Maria!.....We are just fine thanks; `wondering if our Summer will ever-return though?.....this passed-month has been miserably wet`n gloomy here in the hilly-bit. :'(
Hope you and yours are all doing ok?
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we are fine thanks, the weather here had been nice and its only rained in the last week or so, I shall send you some sun when we get some :)
It's great to see you on the Forum again Maria!! 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) :-* :-*
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Like it, hello debs, hows you and your dogs :y
[smiley=vrolijk_26.gif]Hi Maria!.....We are just fine thanks; `wondering if our Summer will ever-return though?.....this passed-month has been miserably wet`n gloomy here in the hilly-bit. :'(
Hope you and yours are all doing ok?
:y
we are fine thanks, the weather here had been nice and its only rained in the last week or so, I shall send you some sun when we get some :)
It's great to see you on the Forum again Maria!! 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) :-* :-*
Thanks lizzie :)
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Dont start yapping you three. You'll overload the server ;D
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Dont start yapping you three. You'll overload the server ;D
;DNot now; T.B installed the 'YapBB_Chinwag_2.0' upgrade this morning! :y
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Dont start yapping you three. You'll overload the server ;D
we can yap all we like STMO :P
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Dont start yapping you three. You'll overload the server ;D
we can yap all we like STMO :P
Exactly Maria, it is a great thing in life which we should all do on the OOF :y :y :y :D :D :D :D ;)
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Dont start yapping you three. You'll overload the server ;D
we can yap all we like STMO :P
Exactly Maria, it is a great thing in life which we should all do on the OOF :y :y :y :D :D :D :D ;)
I agree with you lizzie :y
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Snakes with tits....
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Snakes with tits....
Oh, boooooooo! ::) ::) Feeling left out then James? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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Snakes with tits....
What does that mean? Am I being thick or does someone have PMT?
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Snakes with tits....
What does that mean? Am I being thick or does someone have PMT?
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We are all lining up now!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Here come the girls.........!! 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) :D :D ;)
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Snakes with tits....
What does that mean? Am I being thick or does someone have PMT?
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Ok I'm being thick!
Google definition of the above is...
Women, especially those who leave you when the money runs out.
relevance please?
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Log off now James ::)
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Log off now James ::)
Don't take me seriously Ljay, it's just an expression we used to use at work, no offence intended :y
Might be for the best Steve ..... Pub? ;D
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Log off now James ::)
Don't take me seriously Ljay, it's just an expression we used to use at work, no offence intended :y
Might be for the best Steve ..... Pub? ;D
Dont think so ::)
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Log off now James ::)
Don't take me seriously Ljay, it's just an expression we used to use at work, no offence intended :y
Might be for the best Steve ..... Pub? ;D
It would have to be down your way, I appear to be barred from every hostelry in this vicinity :(
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Log off now James ::)
Don't take me seriously Ljay, it's just an expression we used to use at work, no offence intended :y
Might be for the best Steve ..... Pub? ;D
No offense taken, just curiosity at your phrase james!
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Log off now James ::)
Don't take me seriously Ljay, it's just an expression we used to use at work, no offence intended :y
Might be for the best Steve ..... Pub? ;D
It would have to be down your way, I appear to be barred from every hostelry in this vicinity :(
Can't think why that would be!
Surely not your charming personality and gentle wit! ;D
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Log off now James ::)
Don't take me seriously Ljay, it's just an expression we used to use at work, no offence intended :y
Might be for the best Steve ..... Pub? ;D
Dont think so ::)
;D ;D ;D ;D (http://boxhill.co.uk/forum/phpBB2/images/smiles/hidesbehindsofa.gif) (http://boxhill.co.uk/forum/phpBB2/images/smiles/moon.gif)
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Log off now James ::)
Don't take me seriously Ljay, it's just an expression we used to use at work, no offence intended :y
Might be for the best Steve ..... Pub? ;D
Dont think so ::)
;D ;D ;D ;D (http://boxhill.co.uk/forum/phpBB2/images/smiles/hidesbehindsofa.gif) (http://boxhill.co.uk/forum/phpBB2/images/smiles/moon.gif)
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I'm fairly brave, but I am also hiding behind that settee!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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]I'm fairly brave, but I am also hiding behind that settee!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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I'm not at all ;D
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Why are we all hiding behind the settee?
And more to the point, what are we doing there? :-? ;)
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Why are we all hiding behind the settee?
And more to the point, what are we doing there? :-? ;)
...don`t know `bout you; but, I`ve just discovered what the dogs get upto behind here and that I need to come back here with the vacuum more often! ;D
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Is it safe to come out now?? :o :o :o :D :D
Has the big bad wolf man gone? ::) ::) ;)
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Mind you it is lovely and cosy back here, just like when I was a kid! ;D ;D ;D
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Mind you it is lovely and cosy back here, just like when I was a kid! ;D ;D ;D
I was the same as a kid ,always went behind sofa when Dr Who and the Daleks was on the telly ,scared the pants of me as a youngster ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Mind you it is lovely and cosy back here, just like when I was a kid! ;D ;D ;D
I was the same as a kid ,always went behind sofa when Dr Who and the Daleks was on the telly ,scared the pants of me as a youngster ;D ;D ;D ;D
I did it to listen to the adults talking!! It was amazing how much of the gossip I took in, and I was only 5 years of age!! ;D ;D ;D ;D A brilliant start in life! 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D