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Title: Car makes and what they actually mean ...
Post by: Ziad on 23 July 2009, 20:17:19

Here we go ... hope you enjoy this guys:

ACURA - Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
AUDI - Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW - Bavarian Money Waster
CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT - Fix It Again, Tony
FORD - Fixed Or Repaired Daily; (Backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
GMC - Got a Mechanic Coming?
HONDA - Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything; Had One, Never Did Again
HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
JEEP - Journey Eventually Ends Perpendicularly
KIA - Korea's Incompetence Amazing
MAZDA - Mismanages A Zillion Dollars Annually
MITSUBISHI - Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents
LAND ROVER - Loud, Agonizing, Noisy Drive - Rattles On Virtually Every Road
PLYMOUTH - Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
PORSCHE - Pity Only Rich Suckers Can Have +Em
SAAB - Send Another Automobile Back; Swedish Autos Always Breakdown
TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice ThisAutomobile
VW - Virtually Worthless
VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

Title: Re: Car makes and what they actually mean ...
Post by: Tonka. on 23 July 2009, 21:05:39

They missed one out

VAUXHALL  -  Very Audible Under Xtreme Hard Accelleration,Lotsa Laffs ! :y

Title: Re: Car makes and what they actually mean ...
Post by: Jimbob on 23 July 2009, 21:12:27

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Car makes and what they actually mean ...
Post by: zippo on 23 July 2009, 21:15:02

Quote

They missed one out

VAUXHALL  -  Very Audible Under Xtreme Hard Accelleration,Lotsa Laffs ! :y

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D nice one :y

Title: Re: Car makes and what they actually mean ...
Post by: Abiton on 23 July 2009, 21:19:27

Seen on another forum:
ECOTEC - Every Component On This Engine's Crap

A little harsh IMHO  ;D

Title: Re: Car makes and what they actually mean ...
Post by: albitz on 23 July 2009, 21:25:22

LOTUS, Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious. ;D

Title: Re: Car makes and what they actually mean ...
Post by: candyman on 23 July 2009, 23:12:57

DAF  dont adventure far
IVECO  i vibrate everything comes off

Title: Re: Car makes and what they actually mean ...
Post by: amigov6 on 24 July 2009, 00:23:55

OMEGA:- Overdrafts My Economic Gas Allowance.
     Sorry, just made that one up!!!! ::)

Title: Re: Car makes and what they actually mean ...
Post by: Big Fra on 24 July 2009, 00:55:36

You forgot about the other Ford one.

F**ker Only Runs Downhill.

Title: Re: Car makes and what they actually mean ...
Post by: Ziad on 24 July 2009, 09:32:16

right here we go again ... just a few i came up with in the shower

PERODUA - Pissed Everybody Rightly Off, Don't U Agree?
OPEL - Original Parts, Extended Life
OMEGA - Oh My Exhalted God! Amen