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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Ziad on 23 July 2009, 20:17:19
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Here we go ... hope you enjoy this guys:
ACURA - Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
AUDI - Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW - Bavarian Money Waster
CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT - Fix It Again, Tony
FORD - Fixed Or Repaired Daily; (Backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
GMC - Got a Mechanic Coming?
HONDA - Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything; Had One, Never Did Again
HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
JEEP - Journey Eventually Ends Perpendicularly
KIA - Korea's Incompetence Amazing
MAZDA - Mismanages A Zillion Dollars Annually
MITSUBISHI - Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents
LAND ROVER - Loud, Agonizing, Noisy Drive - Rattles On Virtually Every Road
PLYMOUTH - Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
PORSCHE - Pity Only Rich Suckers Can Have +Em
SAAB - Send Another Automobile Back; Swedish Autos Always Breakdown
TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice ThisAutomobile
VW - Virtually Worthless
VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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They missed one out
VAUXHALL - Very Audible Under Xtreme Hard Accelleration,Lotsa Laffs ! :y
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;D ;D ;D
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They missed one out
VAUXHALL - Very Audible Under Xtreme Hard Accelleration,Lotsa Laffs ! :y
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D nice one :y
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Seen on another forum:
ECOTEC - Every Component On This Engine's Crap
A little harsh IMHO ;D
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LOTUS, Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious. ;D
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DAF dont adventure far
IVECO i vibrate everything comes off
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OMEGA:- Overdrafts My Economic Gas Allowance.
Sorry, just made that one up!!!! ::)
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You forgot about the other Ford one.
F**ker Only Runs Downhill.
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right here we go again ... just a few i came up with in the shower
PERODUA - Pissed Everybody Rightly Off, Don't U Agree?
OPEL - Original Parts, Extended Life
OMEGA - Oh My Exhalted God! Amen