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Title: In praise....
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 30 July 2009, 23:37:36
..of Captain Webb




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Title: Re: In praise....
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 July 2009, 23:49:07
This Guy who is reading these Poems is a class act :y

Was Captain Webb the first person to swim the channel? Heard my Grandad mention him years ago..
Is it the Anniversary of his death Zulu?
Title: Re: In praise....
Post by: robbo299 on 30 July 2009, 23:54:19
Cracking poem that and well read too :y
Title: Re: In praise....
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 July 2009, 23:56:35
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Cracking poem that and well read too :y


Full of Poetry is Zulu  :y
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Post by: CaptainZok on 31 July 2009, 00:11:15
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This Guy who is reading these Poems is a class act :y

Was Captain Webb the first person to swim the channel? Heard my Grandad mention him years ago..
Is it the Anniversary of his death Zulu?
His boxes of matches used to be very good. ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 31 July 2009, 00:13:35
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This Guy who is reading these Poems is a class act :y

Was Captain Webb the first person to swim the channel? Heard my Grandad mention him years ago..
Is it the Anniversary of his death Zulu?
His boxes of matches used to be very good. ;D


Webb Swan Vesta????

You being drinking again Captain? ;D
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Post by: CaptainZok on 31 July 2009, 00:18:28
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This Guy who is reading these Poems is a class act :y

Was Captain Webb the first person to swim the channel? Heard my Grandad mention him years ago..
Is it the Anniversary of his death Zulu?
His boxes of matches used to be very good. ;D


Webb Swan Vesta????

You being drinking again Captain? ;D
Used to be a brand of matches called Captain Webb,
sorry I forgot your not allowed sharp things and matches are you mate and yes I have had a couple of cans of Nigerian round the neighbours to be sociable.
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 31 July 2009, 00:20:46
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This Guy who is reading these Poems is a class act :y

Was Captain Webb the first person to swim the channel? Heard my Grandad mention him years ago..
Is it the Anniversary of his death Zulu?
His boxes of matches used to be very good. ;D


Webb Swan Vesta????

You being drinking again Captain? ;D
Used to be a brand of matches called Captain Webb,
sorry I forgot your not allowed sharp things and matches are you mate and yes I have had a couple of Nigerian's round the neighbours to be sociable.


Hope Tigger doesn't know  :o

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Post by: CaptainZok on 31 July 2009, 00:27:59
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This Guy who is reading these Poems is a class act :y

Was Captain Webb the first person to swim the channel? Heard my Grandad mention him years ago..
Is it the Anniversary of his death Zulu?
His boxes of matches used to be very good. ;D


Webb Swan Vesta????

You being drinking again Captain? ;D
Used to be a brand of matches called Captain Webb,
sorry I forgot your not allowed sharp things and matches are you mate and yes I have had a couple of Nigerian's round the neighbours to be sociable.


Hope Tigger doesn't know  :o

Nigerian lagers plonker.
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 31 July 2009, 00:31:19
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This Guy who is reading these Poems is a class act :y

Was Captain Webb the first person to swim the channel? Heard my Grandad mention him years ago..
Is it the Anniversary of his death Zulu?
His boxes of matches used to be very good. ;D


Webb Swan Vesta????

You being drinking again Captain? ;D
Used to be a brand of matches called Captain Webb,
sorry I forgot your not allowed sharp things and matches are you mate and yes I have had a couple of Nigerian's round the neighbours to be sociable.


Hope Tigger doesn't know  :o

Nigerian lagers plonker.

Thought thats what you had been using Captain to be honest  ;D ;D
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Post by: CaptainZok on 31 July 2009, 00:34:45
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This Guy who is reading these Poems is a class act :y

Was Captain Webb the first person to swim the channel? Heard my Grandad mention him years ago..
Is it the Anniversary of his death Zulu?
His boxes of matches used to be very good. ;D


Webb Swan Vesta????

You being drinking again Captain? ;D
Used to be a brand of matches called Captain Webb,
sorry I forgot your not allowed sharp things and matches are you mate and yes I have had a couple of Nigerian's round the neighbours to be sociable.


Hope Tigger doesn't know  :o

Nigerian lagers plonker.

Thought thats what you had been using Captain to be honest  ;D ;D
Have you been on the Countess' fire water again, you seem confused tonight?
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 31 July 2009, 00:38:01
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This Guy who is reading these Poems is a class act :y

Was Captain Webb the first person to swim the channel? Heard my Grandad mention him years ago..
Is it the Anniversary of his death Zulu?
His boxes of matches used to be very good. ;D


Webb Swan Vesta????

You being drinking again Captain? ;D
Used to be a brand of matches called Captain Webb,
sorry I forgot your not allowed sharp things and matches are you mate and yes I have had a couple of Nigerian's round the neighbours to be sociable.


Hope Tigger doesn't know  :o

Nigerian lagers plonker.

Thought thats what you had been using Captain to be honest  ;D ;D
Have you been on top ofthe Countess again, you seem confused tonight?

How dare you..... he's not my type ;D
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Post by: albitz on 31 July 2009, 00:39:41
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This Guy who is reading these Poems is a class act :y

Was Captain Webb the first person to swim the channel? Heard my Grandad mention him years ago..
Is it the Anniversary of his death Zulu?
His boxes of matches used to be very good. ;D


Webb Swan Vesta????

You being drinking again Captain? ;D
Used to be a brand of matches called Captain Webb,
sorry I forgot your not allowed sharp things and matches are you mate and yes I have had a couple of Nigerian's round the neighbours to be sociable.


Hope Tigger doesn't know  :o

Nigerian lagers plonker.

Thought thats what you had been using Captain to be honest  ;D ;D
Have you been on top ofthe Countess again, you seem confused tonight?

How dare you..... he's not my type ;D
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He was breathing last time I saw him. ::) ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 31 July 2009, 00:41:44
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This Guy who is reading these Poems is a class act :y

Was Captain Webb the first person to swim the channel? Heard my Grandad mention him years ago..
Is it the Anniversary of his death Zulu?
His boxes of matches used to be very good. ;D


Webb Swan Vesta????

You being drinking again Captain? ;D
Used to be a brand of matches called Captain Webb,
sorry I forgot your not allowed sharp things and matches are you mate and yes I have had a couple of Nigerian's round the neighbours to be sociable.


Hope Tigger doesn't know  :o

Nigerian lagers plonker.

Thought thats what you had been using Captain to be honest  ;D ;D
Have you been on top ofthe Countess again, you seem confused tonight?

How dare you..... he's not my type ;D
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He was breathing last time I saw him. ::) ;D

I hope he is the next time I see him he owes me a favour ;D ;D ;D