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Title: The Lords Prayer!!!!! Lady Style!!!
Post by: LJay on 31 July 2009, 14:54:49
My vibrator,
which brings me heaven,
Rabbit be thy name.
You make me cum,
you bring such fun,
on earth-or is it heaven?

Give me this day my daily thrill,
and forgive me my screams,
as I forgive those who sold me dud batteries.

Lead me straight into temptation.
Deliver me from frustration.
For thine is the vibration,
the power and rotation.
For ever and ever.
No men!
Title: Re: The Lords Prayer!!!!! Lady Style!!!
Post by: bob.dent on 31 July 2009, 15:06:08
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My vibrator,
which brings me heaven,
Rabbit be thy name.
You make me cum,
you bring such fun,
on earth-or is it heaven?

Give me this day my daily thrill,
and forgive me my screams,
as I forgive those who sold me dud batteries.

Lead me straight into temptation.
Deliver me from frustration.
For thine is the vibration,
the power and rotation.
For ever and ever.
No men!

 :o :o :o Ljay, I'm shocked!!

What's poor James going to do now? ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Lords Prayer!!!!! Lady Style!!!
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 31 July 2009, 15:29:02
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My vibrator,
which brings me heaven,
Rabbit be thy name.
You make me cum,
you bring such fun,
on earth-or is it heaven?

Give me this day my daily thrill,
and forgive me my screams,
as I forgive those who sold me dud batteries.

Lead me straight into temptation.
Deliver me from frustration.
For thine is the vibration,
the power and rotation.
For ever and ever.
No men!

 :o :o :o Ljay, I'm shocked!!

What's poor James going to do now? ;D ;D ;D

He keeps hiding the batteries.        ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Lords Prayer!!!!! Lady Style!!!
Post by: Jimbob on 31 July 2009, 15:38:03
That reminds me,,,,,need to order another 100!
Title: Re: The Lords Prayer!!!!! Lady Style!!!
Post by: bob.dent on 31 July 2009, 15:45:16
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That reminds me,,,,,need to order another 100!

 :o

Bloody hell, you might as well hook the damn thing up to the mains!!  [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D


Title: Re: The Lords Prayer!!!!! Lady Style!!!
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 31 July 2009, 15:46:16
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That reminds me,,,,,need to order another 100!

Lol, cant you get one with a kickstart!
Title: Re: The Lords Prayer!!!!! Lady Style!!!
Post by: LJay on 31 July 2009, 16:29:12
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That reminds me,,,,,need to order another 100!

 :o

Bloody hell, you might as well hook the damn thing up to the mains!!  [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D



I would LOVE a mains powered rabbit!!!!! ;)
Title: Re: The Lords Prayer!!!!! Lady Style!!!
Post by: bob.dent on 31 July 2009, 17:03:04
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That reminds me,,,,,need to order another 100!

 :o

Bloody hell, you might as well hook the damn thing up to the mains!!  [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D



I would LOVE a mains powered rabbit!!!!! ;)

Good God Ljay, you must be insatiable!! :o Poor old James must be worn out - no wonder he wants to buy 100 batteries!  ::) ;D
Title: Re: The Lords Prayer!!!!! Lady Style!!!
Post by: LJay on 31 July 2009, 17:18:27
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That reminds me,,,,,need to order another 100!

 :o

Bloody hell, you might as well hook the damn thing up to the mains!!  [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D



I would LOVE a mains powered rabbit!!!!! ;)

Good God Ljay, you must be insatiable!! :o Poor old James must be worn out - no wonder he wants to buy 100 batteries!  ::) ;D

 ;) 100 batteries a month isn't that bad!! Is it????? ::)



His avatar does say he's a prolific user!!!!!!! :P
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 31 July 2009, 17:22:53
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That reminds me,,,,,need to order another 100!

 :o

Bloody hell, you might as well hook the damn thing up to the mains!!  [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D



I would LOVE a mains powered rabbit!!!!! ;)

Who wouldn't!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

I'm going to try that pray tonight Ljay ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: The Lords Prayer!!!!! Lady Style!!!
Post by: bob.dent on 31 July 2009, 17:25:42
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That reminds me,,,,,need to order another 100!

 :o

Bloody hell, you might as well hook the damn thing up to the mains!!  [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D



I would LOVE a mains powered rabbit!!!!! ;)

Who wouldn't!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

I'm going to try that pray tonight Ljay ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y

Jeez, the forums becoming infested with nymphomaniacs!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 31 July 2009, 17:28:28
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That reminds me,,,,,need to order another 100!

 :o

Bloody hell, you might as well hook the damn thing up to the mains!!  [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D



I would LOVE a mains powered rabbit!!!!! ;)

Who wouldn't!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

I'm going to try that pray tonight Ljay ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y



...you may not have had this in mind - but it might do ::) ::)



[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu4L_jYR6cU[/media]
Title: Re: The Lords Prayer!!!!! Lady Style!!!
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 31 July 2009, 17:29:17
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That reminds me,,,,,need to order another 100!

 :o

Bloody hell, you might as well hook the damn thing up to the mains!!  [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D



I would LOVE a mains powered rabbit!!!!! ;)

Who wouldn't!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

I'm going to try that pray tonight Ljay ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y

Jeez, the forums becoming infested with nymphomaniacs!! ;D ;D ;D


You've only just noticed Bob!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: The Lords Prayer!!!!! Lady Style!!!
Post by: bob.dent on 31 July 2009, 17:31:06
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That reminds me,,,,,need to order another 100!

 :o

Bloody hell, you might as well hook the damn thing up to the mains!!  [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D



I would LOVE a mains powered rabbit!!!!! ;)

Who wouldn't!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

I'm going to try that pray tonight Ljay ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y

Jeez, the forums becoming infested with nymphomaniacs!! ;D ;D ;D


You've only just noticed Bob!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Hmmmmm........I must learn to pay more attention! ::) ;D
Title: Re: The Lords Prayer!!!!! Lady Style!!!
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 31 July 2009, 17:31:23
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That reminds me,,,,,need to order another 100!

 :o

Bloody hell, you might as well hook the damn thing up to the mains!!  [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D



I would LOVE a mains powered rabbit!!!!! ;)

Who wouldn't!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

I'm going to try that pray tonight Ljay ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y



...you may not have had this in mind - but it might do ::) ::)



[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu4L_jYR6cU[/media]


Oh that is sooooooo funny Zulu!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y Brilliant!! :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: The Lords Prayer!!!!! Lady Style!!!
Post by: LJay on 31 July 2009, 17:34:30
Zulu, thats fantastic!

Isn't everyone a nymphomaniac then???????? :-?
Title: Re: The Lords Prayer!!!!! Lady Style!!!
Post by: Debs. on 31 July 2009, 18:50:02
 ::) What`s the term for a twelve-sided object shaped like a sex-toy?





A dildodecahedron! ;D
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 31 July 2009, 19:12:26
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::) What`s the term for a twelve-sided object shaped like a sex-toy?





A dildodecahedron! ;D


 ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Lords Prayer!!!!! Lady Style!!!
Post by: Jimbob on 31 July 2009, 19:29:06
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::) What`s the term for a twelve-sided object shaped like a sex-toy?





A dildodecahedron! ;D


question is can you make one  :D :D :D
Title: Re: The Lords Prayer!!!!! Lady Style!!!
Post by: Ghost on 31 July 2009, 19:29:57
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That reminds me,,,,,need to order another 100!

 :o

Bloody hell, you might as well hook the damn thing up to the mains!!  [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D



I would LOVE a mains powered rabbit!!!!! ;)

Who wouldn't!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

I'm going to try that pray tonight Ljay ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y



...you may not have had this in mind - but it might do ::) ::)



[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu4L_jYR6cU[/media]


Oh that is sooooooo funny Zulu!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y Brilliant!! :y :y :y :y

I cant agree more [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]