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Title: West Country medical terms
Post by: The Barge Captain on 01 August 2009, 14:27:37

We in the West country have the lower stress rates because we do not take medical terminology seriously. 'Cos, 'ey say, you ar' goin't' die anyways me 'ansome, so lives 'ee life to the fool an'drink till 'ee cannot lift y'r own mug or cow, or even steer y'r combine 'arvester!


Artery...The study of paintings
Bacteria....Back door to the cafeteria
Barium.....What Doctors do when patients die
Benign.....What you be, after you be eight
Cesarean section.....A neighbourhood in Rome
Cat scan.....Searching for kitty
Cauterize.....Made eye contact with her
Colic.....A sheep dog
Coma.....A punctuation mark
Dilate.....To live long
Enema....Not a friend
Fester.....Quicker than somebody else
Fibula....A small lie
Impotent....Distinguished, well known
Labour pain....Getting hurt at work
Medical staff.....A doctors cane
Morbid.....A higher offer
Nitrates.....Dearer than day rates
Node.....I knew it
Outpatient.....A person who has fainted
Pelvis.....Second cousin to Elvis
Post operative.....A letter carrier
Recovery room.....Place to do upholstery
Rectum.....Nearly killed him
Secretion.....Hiding something
Seizure.....Roman Emperor
Tablet.....A small table
Terminal illness.....Getting sick at the airport
Tumour.....One plus one more
Urine.....Opposite of you're out

Title: Re: West Country medical terms
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 01 August 2009, 15:22:36

That brings back some memories BC ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: West Country medical terms
Post by: Ghost on 01 August 2009, 15:55:48

Good one I like it. ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: West Country medical terms
Post by: The Barge Captain on 01 August 2009, 15:59:10

I laughed so much I nearly spilt my 'Thorn

Title: Re: West Country medical terms
Post by: Ian_D on 01 August 2009, 21:30:57

Love it  :y  ;D ;D

Title: Re: West Country medical terms
Post by: miggcddave on 01 August 2009, 21:34:08

brill ;D :y

Title: Re: West Country medical terms
Post by: Radiomarko on 01 August 2009, 21:39:31

 [smiley=lolk.gif]   :y

Title: Re: West Country medical terms
Post by: The Barge Captain on 02 August 2009, 01:42:04

Took I ages 2 tipe wiv 1 finger

Title: Re: West Country medical terms
Post by: Radiomarko on 02 August 2009, 11:25:19

Arr you be a tolian innit.

Bristol buses.

Oh, Bristol buses,
In their British racing green.
Thundering through our glorious city,
Seldom heard and never seen.

 ;)