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Title: Kids
Post by: dbug on 02 August 2009, 01:56:42

 
 
A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class of six year olds.

She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.. She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'

The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?'


One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly ...'I think the man would have said - 'Well, I'll be f*cked!! A talking pig!'

Title: Re: Kids
Post by: Ziad on 02 August 2009, 02:32:29

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A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class of six year olds.

She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.. She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'

The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?'


One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly ...'I think the man would have said - 'Well, I'll be f*cked!! A talking pig!'

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Damn! I wouldn't have thought of that answer  ;D :y

Title: Re: Kids
Post by: kris on 02 August 2009, 08:02:55

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Kids
Post by: waspy on 02 August 2009, 08:38:58

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Kids
Post by: Ghost on 02 August 2009, 10:13:33

Good one mate ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Kids
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 02 August 2009, 12:19:24

Brilliant!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y

Title: Re: Kids
Post by: Gaffers on 02 August 2009, 12:21:59

few jokes online get my laughing out loud, and that one did the job  :y  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D